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@han2thet.bsky.social
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Lefty red panda fan who talks in Simpsons quotes & loves music & Nintendo. She/Her.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s National Video Games Day so celebrate by eating some weird mushrooms, smashing some pots, talking finance with a tanuki, sneaking around under a cardboard box, getting this place humid and enthusing about fruitcake.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nothing against binface at all, but country’s fucked etc…etc…
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Look, unless we’re physically putting most other politicians in a bin then I’m not that enthusiastic for bin-related hijinks.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gonna get married in the Motorpoint arena & gonna have Hockley & Sneinton shut down & the River Trent & the airspace around East Midlands Airport & the ceremony will be inside a purpose-built giant model of the Nottingham Panthers mascot, Paws.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
After the Amalfi boat incident™️ many years ago, I got over my fear of getting seasick on boats this week by hopping over to the Farne Islands. Saw guillemots & puffins & gannets & razorbills & kittiwakes & seals & terns & it only took a bag of mint assortment to get me through it 💪.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Critical support for Neil the Seal in all of his endeavours x
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Dr. Aaron Thierry @thierryaaron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You don't hear politicians arguing that there's no point in casting ballots because you're just one vote! Why do they apply that faulty logic when it comes to national carbon emissions?
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Americans rn Europeans rn
Ben Shapiro telling people whose houses are at risk on the coast to simply sell them Hbomberguy bursting through a wall and yelling “sell them to who Ben, fucking aquaman?”
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My new hobby is traindogspotting.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Much better 😌
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s Sonic the Hedgehog’s 35th birthday. I’d celebrate by being enthusiastic & going fast but it’s too hot and I’m in the UK.
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 24/06/2026
people say Kier Starmer and Andy Burnham are identical, but that's not fair, as you can see they're plainly different
Kier Starmer (the briefcase from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) Also Kier Starmer (the briefcase from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) but with an Oasis sticker
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So much irritating hot air around…also there’s a heatwave atm.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This post contains a cool breeze.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Like when Link strays into the wrong part of Death Mountain without the appropriate armour in Breath of The Wild.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Why is Starmer so unpopular? *Provided with reasons why. No, that can't be it.
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Hannah Elias @hannahelias.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In the end, there were just a lot more human rights abuses than I was expecting from the human rights lawyer.
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James Dyke @jamesgdyke.info · 22/06/2026
There is the risk that some events at London Climate Action Week will be cancelled this week because of an extraordinary heatwave. The @metoffice.gov.uk has just upgraded to red alert on Wedneday with London at 40°C. Previous June record was 35.6°C. This is an emergency.
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Annastea 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ (Anna Na Maus) @annastea-p.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm not saying that everything he did was bad, but as a disabled, trans woman he has led one of the most destructive attacks on me and mine in British history. He says he ended austerity, he lies. He said Britain is fairer for everyone, he lies www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck...
bbc.co.uk
Keir Starmer announces his resignation as prime minister and leader of Labour Party
Watch and follow live as the prime minister speaks in Downing Street.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s nice isn’t it, the northern.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Roger Allam as Peter Manion in The Thick of It saying: “Farewell our shit and useless servant.”
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s all such pantomime 🤨
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Bulbasaur saying “Let’s get this place HUMID!” in Pokopia but I’ve drawn a little arrow & added “LESS” before “HUMID!”.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is exactly what we have been warning about. But oh no, anyone who objects to the changes is a selfish, privileged nimby, a zealot, a blocker, an elitist. Let's trash the lives of England's poorest communities, and smear anyone who complains. Thanks Keir. 🧵 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
England’s poorest areas face deepest cuts to green space under planning law changes, report finds
Exclusive: New loopholes for developers will exacerbate extreme disparities across country, charity coalition warns
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Gift @giftmacher.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As I've said for a years now, we've let racists opine on what is racism, with predictable results. There's no metric by which this, predominantly white, police force is more dangerous to white people than minorities. Stop and search, deaths in custody etc. you name it.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ahh we have The Hoosiers as the headliners!
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What a triple-header at the Wollaton Park Sausage & Cider Festival! 💪
Poster advertising the following acts:

BIG JOHN SPECIAL GUEST HOST - BOSH!

PAT SHARP'S FUNHOUSE PARTY DJ SET

BARRIOKE
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
doctor: you have synesthesia me: I see what you’re saying doctor: yes I know, you can stop telling me that
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Streeting quits his Minister for Health Privatisation post and calls on Starmer to quit?! I am SHOCKED I tell you, SHOCKED.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Feathered speedy guy check-in 🪶 www.nottinghamshirewildlife.org/peregrine-cam
nottinghamshirewildlife.org
Peregrine Nest Cam | Nottinghamshire Wildlife Trust
Live feed from the peregrine falcon nest provided in partnership with Nottingham Trent University.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Little speedy guy check-in 🐕🛷. www.nps.gov/dena/learn/p...
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Webcam: Sled Dog Puppies - Denali National Park & Preserve (U.S. National Park Service)
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Big” Barry Gardiner is sat behind Starmer in the commons holding a copy of The Fraud lol
Starmer in commons, Barry gardiner behind him holding bookThe cover of The Fraud
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Be afraid.
A typically villainous-looking Wes Streeting.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ooh good, some kind of giga-evergiven incident incoming.
"A Regulating for Growth Bill will allow for pilot schemes to boost innovation in areas like defence technology and AI-controlled ships".
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hmm…many questions about Farmer Jon’s wet popping techniques…
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ugh they take so long don’t they, I’ve often made a significant dent in snacks before the film starts lol.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Annoying everyone around you while you nibble your way through your 3 melon-sized popcorns!
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I have never actually looked into the rules lol. I’m not actually going to the cinema, I’m just joking cos this is the biggest bag of popcorn I’ve ever seen.
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Mooching around TK Maxx…reckon I can sneak this SACK into an Odeon etc…?
A giant bag of “Farmed Jon’s Movie Theatre Butter flavoured popcorn”. It costs  £9.99.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is the most Starmer-y Starmer thing to ever Starmer.
Keir Starmer: “These election results don't mean tacking left or right”.
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 04/05/2026
Lo Res Starmer smiling at his Great Success
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David Steel @steelyseabirder.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Welcome to Super Seabird Sunday where we ask you to share videos, photos & artwork of seabirds to brighten timelines. Here is my contribution; some Isle of May Puffins! #SuperSeabirdSunday
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Prime Ministers only do this when they are *very* distressed
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Veronica du Lac (She/Her) @krustyallslopp.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Omfg it just gets worse and worse for Starmer. Olly Robbins was asked to find a job at the foreign office for nonce supporter, Doyle, Starmer's comms chief, but not tell Lammy ??? Furthermore, Doyle had been part of the vetting panel for Mandelson ??? YOU FUCKING WOT ????
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