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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

What a triple-header at the Wollaton Park Sausage & Cider Festival! 💪

Poster advertising the following acts:

BIG JOHN SPECIAL GUEST HOST - BOSH!

PAT SHARP'S FUNHOUSE PARTY DJ SET

BARRIOKE

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Ooh good, some kind of giga-evergiven incident incoming.

"A Regulating for Growth Bill will allow for pilot schemes to boost innovation in areas like defence technology and AI-controlled ships".

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Mooching around TK Maxx…reckon I can sneak this SACK into an Odeon etc…?

A giant bag of “Farmed Jon’s Movie Theatre Butter flavoured popcorn”. It costs £9.99.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

This is the most Starmer-y Starmer thing to ever Starmer.

Keir Starmer: “These election results don't mean tacking left or right”.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Just doing some research for a project and I love this "People also asked" question:

Google 'People also ask' question - "Do beavers know what they're doing?".

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Local newspapers always be all how-do-we-make-this-about-us?! 🤔 STFU!

Bullshit article from Nottinghamshire Live - "The safest UK towns to live in if WW3 breaks out including one in the East Midlands".

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Shut the fuck up Polly, eugh!

Opinion
“It's tragic that a decent PM will be brought down by Mandelson's sleaze - but it's a matter of when, not if” - Polly Toynbee.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I went to see the new okapi baby with his mum at Yorkshire Wildlife Park. They’re so beautiful 🥹

Okapi mum hanging out in the indoor enclosure area with her baby just stood behind her.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Just vigorously dreadful times.

An image of a war criminal followed by the headline: “Sir Tony Blair appointed to Trump's 'Board of Peace' for
Gaza.
The former UK prime minister and US Secretary of State Marco Rubio will sit on the "founding executive board", the White House says.”

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

If K.K. Slider trashes any of these rooms so help me…

The new hotel on my Animal Crossing island. Me, Leonardo, Tom Nook, Leilani, Lucky, Lolly and the other turtles whose names evade me are celebrating the grand opening in front of the hotel.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays folks! 🎄 However you’re spending it take it easy & have a great time x

Me holding a yellow mug of herbal tea in front of a decorated Christmas tree.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Cheers folks! Sugar plum & custard sour from Yonder. Sweet, sharp, sherbet-y, and a nice hint of vanilla. A good festive beer 🎄

A half of a beer on a table. It’s slightly reddish-coloured.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This msg still going strong.

“J.K. Rowling in the bin” written on top of a bin.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Lookin’ around the Christmas Tree…woolly Yoshi, wooden fox, and as always, Robin Hood (wearing a robin hat) 🎄

A knitted green Yoshi amiibo hanging on the tree.

A wooden carved fox wearing a red scarf hanging from the tree.

A felted Robin Hood holding his bow & arrow and wearing a knitted robin hat.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

No, they absolutely don’t.

Headline “Explaining UK debt with biscuits: Labour MPs get the hang of viral content” & a picture of whichever dickhead Labour MP it was who tried to explain bullshit economics with biscuits.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Studying getting deep 🧐

"For example, the story of the three little pigs (Figure 4) tells us about a trio of protagonists who each make houses out of a different material (i.e. straw, wood and brick). When a wolf tries to break into their houses to eat the pigs, only the one who has the forethought to build with bricks is unaffected. The moral of this story is that it is a good idea to plan ahead and not take shortcuts that may cause problems later on."

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I am the weird mix of indie dad & pop girly & I will own it.

Apple Music replay top 5:

1) Sam Fender
2) We Are Scientists
3) Wunderhorse
4) Turin Brakes
5) Wolf Alice

6) Chappell Roan
7) CMAT
8) GALE P
9) Fontaines D.C
10 Bombay Bicycle Club

11) JADE
12) Jack Johnson
13) Olivia Dean
14) Feeder
15) Holly Humberstone

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

You have to love the MiC dickheads don’t you.

"When we started out, the thought of a company like Unilever buying our business was the dream. Today we're the ones buying a business from them. The tables have turned," he said.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Want to make most problems go away for a few minutes? Just eat a cherry & hazelnut brownie!

Brownies with hazelnuts & dried cherries in a tin.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Alien bones or a gyroid.

BBC News headline with image of dig site:

"Archaeologists make 'extraordinary discovery' in Orkney - but won't say what it is"

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Stewed some apples with dark brown sugar & cinnamon. Added bashed-up custard creams. Topped with custard. Excellent pudding.

Image of Jeremy Allen White doing up his apron in the kitchen in The Bear.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Just a little guy keeping an eye on your posts

A capybara sat on some grass peeking out from behind a little hut.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Want one of these for the garden.

Some light up okapi models in some woodland.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Yes, it is all just a big game, isn’t it?

The Guardian feature:
Politics
Could you beat Reeves? Play our budget game

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

“I want to be PM. You understand?! I said, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!” *image moves closer*

Photo of Wes Streeting biting his lip & looking like he’s about to cave your head in.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Working on an essay while full of cold means that when I read it back later on I'm gonna be all:

Krusty the clown saying "What the hell was that?" after watching Werker & Parasite.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The nightmare before Christmas.

From BBC News article, a Labour source is quoted - "If Wes is brave and moves he may well be rewarded by being prime minister by Christmas."

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Shrooming in the forest 🍄

A fly agaric amongst leaf litter
with a couple of bites taken out of it.

A large flatter fly agaric amongst leaf litter with a nibble taken out of it.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I have been given Batfox. Behold, Batfox!

It’s Batfox! A felted fox dressed as a bat.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Bf has become curious in all things spice bag so had to go to the big big Sainsburys to get this.

A packet of McDonnells Classic Flavour Spice Bag Take-Away Seasoning.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

One of my favourite spots in London is the teeny tiny Wildlife Trust reserve behind St Pancras station. Nice peaceful place & surely one of the most reasonable for a decent hot drink.

A pond surrounded by dense vegetation & trees.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Looking for somewhere to eat & found the most extortionate chicken pad thai.

Section of a menu:

WOK FRIED RICE &
NOODLES
PAD THAI
£13.75 / £11.95 (V) / £112.95 / £14
Famous wok fried flat noodles with egg, chives, beansprouts and choice of prawn, tofu or chicken. Topped with crushed peanuts, chilli flakes and lime wedge. A) Prawn B) Tofu (V) C)
Chicken D) Prawn & Chicken

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

On a National Express (ba ba ba da ba ba da ba) & this is my lovely reading material.

A copy of ‘AN IMMENSE WORLD
How Animal Senses Reveal the Hidden Realms Around Us’ by Ed Yong.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Should’ve won all of the awards this thing. Up there with the inanimate carbon rod.

Humane spider catcher. Bristle grabber with a very long handle.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Shroomposting time 🍄

3 lovely inkcap mushrooms surrounded by leaf litter & a few small green plants.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Also, I hate group work. I'm fine with it in the workplace, but it all goes to shit in educational settings.

Bender from Futurama saying "Of course! Bender is a lone wolf, a solitary eagle...".

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Spooky tea review! 🎃 Cherrified from Bird & Blend. This is lovely cold-brewed in lemonade as it makes it taste like Cherryade, but I really like it hot too. Very drinkable with a nice cherry flavour & a little sharpness from the cranberry. Broo! 🫖

A pouch of loose leaf Bird & Blend Cherrified tea.

A bright red & scarily delicious cherry tea
for Spooky Season!
Ing: Apple Pieces, Hibiscus, Rosehip, Cornflowers, Freeze-Dried Cranberry,
Orange Pieces,
Freeze-Dried Cherry,
Natural Flavouring
CAFFEINE FREE
1 TSP. 100°, 4+ MINS, WITHOUT MILK

A cup of red-coloured tea in a Lolly from Animal Crossing mug.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

There should be a czar of Halloween though. Problem is, Labour would appoint some warmongering nonce.

Jack saying “Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!
I am Jack, the reigning czar of Halloween!” in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Just laughed hysterically at this.

NottinghamshireLive article:
‘East Midlands town would be one of the safest places if Putin dropped a nuclear bomb on the UK’.

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