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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My gf got her almonds absolutely activated by this guy for some reason
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)
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charlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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Aviator Animator @aviatoranimator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love this level
Mario from mario galaxy flying around a cat planet, and the cat planet is just the cat sitting in the clear bowl where it looks all smushed. Sorry this isnt a better description, i, i really dont know what to say about it
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 19/08/2026
Goofy x Axel Sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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jimb [commissions open!] @yajimbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
poorly drawn gargoyles
a poorly drawn hairless cat crouched in a gargoyle pose, seen from behind, with its tail stretched outhairless sphynx cat crouched on the rim of a toilet in a bathroom, seen from behind in a hunched, gargoyle pose
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Squirrel knocks broom down then pretends to be a victim. Original post
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
During COVID one of our work colleagues died of a heart attack and we were all invited to join the funeral on Zoom. About halfway through the service I noticed my screen name was Quizlamic Extremist which was set during a recent quiz night with friends.
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YanManXplore @yanmanxplore.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
After months of painting I've finally finished my Tifa vs. Chun-Li FanArt! Probably my most ambitious piece yet. I hope y'all like it!
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 27/07/2026
I saw this elsewhere and had to share it. Jimothy is just too darn cute.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
An Armadillo as a pet and the sound you would not expect 😊
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Sean Aitchison @sean8urson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Long after we all return to dust, when podcasting is nothing but a memory, the unhinged episode titles will remain. And there will always be a perfectly rational contextual explanation for each and every one of them. This is our LEGACY. NEW LEGACY SHIRT & DESKMAT www.orchideight.com/collections/...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gay porn called Fist Of The Holestar and Kenshiro goes “you’ve already come” while walking away.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 25/06/2026
A 3D graph from satirical TV comedy Brass Eye. It has three axis - what makes people cruel, intelligence of either party, and number of animals abused. In the box-shaped grid space are sticks of various heights, each with a fox’s head.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17/06/2026
a backrooms-esque poster for "poop knife" that features an old toilet, a yellow nasty bathroom wall with peeling wallpaper, a crucific in the background, and a rusty or dirty knife hanging next to the toilet. it says "bathrooms" in the same way as the backrooms posters say "backrooms" on the bottom. by A24
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🎶LANDMINE Has taken my SIGHT Taken my SPEECH Taken my HEARING Taken my ARMS Taken my LEGS Taken my SOUL Left me with life in HELL-ELL, ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL🎶
Julie Andrews singing with her guitar from THE SOUND OF MUSIC
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted
pizza tip: always flip a lucky
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spence @spencers_tweets
if you died nothing in my life would change
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A patient says "Give it to me straight, doc." The doctor says "You have six months to live." The patient says "give it to me gay, Doc." The Doctor, now with a yassified face, lil neckscarf, mesh shirt says "it's giving six months."
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the lead singer of the Hababamevi Folk Band. 😸 - Ah shall sing now.. or later. Ah think Ah feel the onset of a quick nap. 😁😹😂 (From the account - Pınar Göktaş (@hababamevi_)) #cat #leadsinger #folkmusic #lol
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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The expressions are AMAZING
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Read 'em and weep
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Kail @vivotranquil0.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just when you thought you'd seen it all
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Andrew Bluett @drubie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This video fucking kills me i cant
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 15/05/2026
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Just incredible things from the VLC folks
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Robert Evans (the Only Rober... • 1d after days of grifters and con men at
CES we stumbled upon the booth for
VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them l'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said
"keep doing that"
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Pyronoid! 🦉🐻 @pyronoid.com · 06/05/2026
i love The Matrix but unfortunately i also love this post
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
if the bassist looks like this you're gonna die in that pit
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row
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LOVEPENGUIN @lovelovepenguin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I love grimers sprite in gen 1 so much. He looks like you just told him moms coming back with mcdonalds.
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rick "sanchez" dias @cumgyattler-v.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My favourite moment from the manga.
The famous tweet but recreated in a manga style with Giorno and Abbacchio drawn to emulate Araki’s late 90’s style.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Picture of Brian, a cig and salmon 
The text:
If smoking is so bad why does it cure salmon
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/03/2026
on the topic of the super mario movies:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
At chili’s
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"A moment of silence for sora"
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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*Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man*
"Guess that's The Last of Him."
The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d
Who'd win in a fight

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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷
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