richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 22htruly insanity-making shit from the geopolitical level all the way down to the deeply personal 1120
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 22htype of brain zone where everything is making me feel more and more ungourded. 0/10, do not recommend. 2190
Reposted by richardNicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 01/09/2026in this economy? 20 dollars costs 50 dollars.. and at the end of the day that's 100 dollars 128890
Reposted by richard🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tits or ass? Bro her fascination with the natural world 211627
Reposted by richardvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s unfortunate for us Summer People that summer is now just the intolerable temperature zone because as much as I WANT to be a Fall Person the daylight shrinking is killing me 1823110
Reposted by richardVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026there are fridays where nothing happens. and there are saturdays where sundays happen 0628
Reposted by richardrichard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026intense flashback to being maybe 20, sitting on the bed of a goth girl who worked at the games counter at the local JB Hifi. In hindsight she extremely wanted to make out with me but she’d just shown me Echochrome on her PSP and I was CAPTIVATED. 3483
Reposted by richardEddie Current @cheatlines.co · 07/05/2023Me showing my online friends my semi-working typewriter as if they have never seen a typewriter before 8906
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the male loneliness crisis can be solved by removing and reinstalling the transmission in your car three times in as many weeks, and grimly contemplating having to do so a fourth time. 070
Reposted by richardSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Instead of “liberal currents” I’d recommend “literal currants” which are a flavorful dried fruit you can enjoy by themselves or in baked goods 311010
Reposted by richardEddie Current @cheatlines.co · 28/07/2025stepping on rake vs. not stepping on rake is a false choice. we should be storing the rake on a dedicated hook in the ideological garage 4605
Reposted by richardits borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they call it ACARS because a plane is a cars of the sky 0195
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026joke's on me, it's looking like I'm going to have to take it all apart again 🫠 120
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think its beautiful that airline pilots have their own dedicated Posting infrastructure 2231
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And the sewers are all muddled with a thousand lonely giant skeletons. And a dark wind blows. 0122
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026looking under my car before I drive it like I'm a whistleblower in a dangerous conspiracy, but I'm not checking for a bomb, I'm checking for if it's developed some kind of new and catastrophic fluid leak 1330
Reposted by richardjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Stellantis-made Euro passenger car son or lifetime warranty steel pepper mill daughter 919418
Reposted by richardbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026me and 16 of my buddies are gonna optimally pack ourselves in a square later if you want to try and squeeze in 316016
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🧠👈 don’t need to Make Your Next Stop The Library when you’re already @ The Library 030
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In a waiting room for a medical appointment and they’re playing creepy minimalist piano music in the lobby and the elevator makes That Ding Sound. 060
Reposted by richardtinybaby @tiny.baby · 12/04/2025need to get into an extremely emotionally taxing relationship with a woman who wears those cat ear headphones 320115
Reposted by richardlog̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🚨 Hot MILFs have breached your security cordon 🚨 07718
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Roadmaster feeling a bit small and insubstantial huh? 040
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Precious cargo (Bringing a truly enormous puffball mushroom to give to a colleague at work) 1803
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yeah, twice was *more* than enough for me. It's so magical, though. 010
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yeah, speaking from experience, it's tough :( but you did right by them, and that's something to be proud of 110
richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the end of DST looming ever large. nothing like finishing the work day in the dark to really make me want to [PARODY, REDACTED] 1160
