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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 4h
mastodon doesn't want to be The Big Social Media site which is a problem for a lot of posters but is looking better every day anyway the admins on Jorts.horse are cool and good
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Unstoppable shitposting engine.
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 12h
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 10h
Legend of Zelda rough sketch. I only have the weekends to do personal drawings so maybe I'll pick this back up next week
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 9h
An Astral Guard piece from 2023
A half moon on the background of a pleasant night sky with a cast of aliens hanging out and enjoying themselves on it.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10h
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sallycrow @salad1021.neocities.org · 15h
#deltarune I’m so excited I could puke
An edit of the “Jim Henson’s Sid the Science Kid: the Movie” poster.
The title has been changed to “W.D. Gaster’s Delta Rune: the Movie.”
The PBS Kids logo has been changed to the Annoying Dog dreaming about Susie.
Gaster, portrayed as Mysteryman, stands politely in the back, his hand on a very tall and wide ERAM (in shadow mantle form).
Noelle… poor, poor Noelle. The character who was there before was horribly mangled into looking like Noelle, who joyfully runs towards the camera.
Kris has their hands on their hips, with a very neutral expression.
The Soul stands on their shoulder, in its “fleeing” form, wherein it has two long legs.
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cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 16h
miss magpie
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 18h
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 21h
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 17h
me if everything goes as polled in the first round of the election vs me if everything goes horribly wrong
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 17h
We had a good thing, you son of a bitch! We had an emulator. We had ISOs. We had PSSPP on PC + Phone and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, and gotten as much social clout as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your Claude and your Slop!
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Stephne Tate @quailtea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steller’s Sea Cow- extinct 1768 <3
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 16h
Updated my thoughts on (generative) AI… #tech #BigTech #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #AISlop
A text with my critical thoughts about AI. It's too long for this Alt text, but you can read it on my site: metinseven.nl
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 23h
Was there ever a crossover moment when these demographics could find love together? Could a hungry wolf in a broken hat and dungarees get lifted by the nostrils by the steam off a hot apple pie and lifted into the kitchen of a human woman who's reading Forcibly Taken By The Evil Billionaire Alpha?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18h
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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worm @ninebaal.bsky.social · 16h
THINGS TO SAY WHEN CONFRONTED BY POLL "WORKERS" "How do I unlock the secret candidates" "Which option causes the machine to blow up" "I brought my own ballots" "Tell me who that guy voted for" (menacingly) "Do you have to wipe down the loads after each person votes?" "My service dog wants to vote"
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It's Vampirivian @devilsw1fe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh wow klipy accepted this one fast, I literally uploaded it there today LMAO
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Dachora runs past
Alt: Dachora runs past
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Jon Juarez @harriorrihar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cover for a story by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social vandermeer , author of *Southern Reach*.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
cyber mondays
8 panel comic

P1: A puddle of what may be blood on what looks to be a pavement, rendered grey-purple by the night

P2: a foot elwewring abrown shoe enters the frame and steps hard in the liquid, disturbing it--

P3: --before just as rapidly lifting output the puddle, exiting the frame, leaving ripples in its wake

P4: A wide Dutch angle shot, revealing a backlit silhouetted figure running from headlights. A dark and ominous city rises skyward in the distance

P5: we reveal the owner of the foot. It is a panicked and disheveled  looking Jon Arbuckle. He is running forward, but looking back over his shoulder at some unseen pursuer, before--

P6: --BAM! He suddenly slams into a silhouetted figure

P7: POV is now over Jon's right shoulder. Sweat beads his face as he backs away from a playoon of Judge Dredd like police. The one in front clasps an electric baton on both gloved hands. A butnjng sting of blue crackles at its pronged tip. 

The lead cop --all jaw and gristle-- scowls beneath a helmet shaped like a cartoon orange cat

P8: skyscrapers loom and dominate the red sky. Two of them have large signs with the apathetic face of The Cat. They both have captions which read "LOVE LASAGNE" and "HATE MONDAYS"
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KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @ BLFC @kikidoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Puma isn't providing dimensions. How am I supposed to know if my cats will fit in this bag?!
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
scott the woz’s childhood
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this is a really good example of the problem with the word "artist", and where the creativity vs artistry/vision vs craftsmanship lens can be useful people who agree with the sentiment here (myself included) heavily value craftsmanship - skipping over the craft defeats the purpose but,
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 03/10/2026
How often do you think James Cameron has to say, “no, not the Nickelodeon cartoon, the one with the blue guys.”
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Digital painting, floaty boat in yellow and rust
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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halfbloomed.bsky.social @halfbloomed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit this is somehow terribly animated and perfectly animated at the same time. I love it.
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Jake Clover @jakeclover.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
fishing guy bad ending
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always ask if people think hearing a digital piano programmed to play a concerto is the same as hearing my dad — who’s been playing for 79 years and still practices hours a day — do it. And funnily enough no one has ever agreed that it is.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Setting up my home screen with some new "Cosy Season" icons and background from another wallpaper pack!✨You can grab it on my kofi! c:
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The universe is vast and careless and all your efforts will one day be worth way less than nothing, so no pressure
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Roberts' friend and defender is quoted in the piece, saying they shouldn't be shaming Roberts for the wreckage and ruin he's brought to this country because of "civility." The bullies always cry "civility" when the victims push back in the slightest.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sneaky peaky 👀
an image of something? probably nothing
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
South Carolina bridge from memory
Black and white drawing of a person fishing off the side of a bridge
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Original roughs for @magicwhistle.bsky.social's brilliant thought metaphor run. The capper on this hits like the first time EVERY time.
Three rough storyboard panels in graphite on yellow post-it.

PANEL 1: A Manager SpongeBob in a visor shouts at a harried Worker SpongeBob going through a file cabinet.
MANAGER: Hurry up! What do you think I'm PAYING you for?!
WORKER: You don't pay me! We don't even exist!

PANEL 2: Managerlooks shocked while Worker explains:
WORKER: We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought!

PANEL 3: Miffed Manager thumbs over his shoulder while Worker screams back, distressed.
MANAGER: One more crack like that and you're outta here!
WORKER: No! Please! I have three kids!
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at this point the PS5 has more upscaling algorithms than console exclusives
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/equati... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
10-panel SMBC comic update. All the panels are dialogue-less. Two researchers are writing equations on a chalkboard. A janitor watches them from afar. The researchers leave as the janitor is still mopping the floor. The janitor walks up to the chalkboard and writes on it with purpose, admires what he wrote, and leave late in the evening. The two researchers return at dawn, and are shocked by what is written on the blackboard. Over their half-erased equations, the text "ChatGPT, do a breakthru, no mistakes, thankx."
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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Authors Against Book Bans @authorsabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So many different people, groups, and organizations have come together to push back against the attack on the freedom to read, including students themselves. Read more about what students in Florida are doing here:
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No more book bans: how Florida students are pushing rightwingers out of school boards
Local communities are fighting back against the influence of conservative groups like Moms for Liberty in education
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I worked in a small town computer store circa 2003, we called this stuff "malware," and most of our customers paid us to get it off their machines. They just remade BonzaiBuddy while telling us it's good now.
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s coming… 🎃
A marker drawing of the “Dancing Pumpkin Guy” in a small Moleskine sketchbook. To the right are two Copic markers.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fandoms
Comic about a puppy entering a door that says "fandom" and saying; "Oh boy I sure do love this show/game/etc ! I can't wait to share my silly comics and art about it" only to be met with chaos and flames. This is about the TDAC fandom and how aggressive it is.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! Let the spooky season begin!
A black-and-white cat dressed like a ghost in a white cloth, sitting between two orange Halloween buckets
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