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@haleysoc.bsky.social
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home horticulturist passionate about pulses, potatoes, peppers, pickling, & purple veg. alliteration, also. seeking woso friends for the end of the world la fortune sourit aux audacieux

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What's Going on With Shipping (Sal Mercogliano) @mercoglianos.bsky.social · 3h
Maine’s latest fleet is fresh from the vegetable patch splash247.com?p=248663
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Maine’s latest fleet is fresh from the vegetable patch - Splash247
Shipbuilders in Maine are preparing to launch a fleet that has spent most of its life growing in a field. Damariscotta’s annual Pumpkinboat Regatta returns this Sunday, with costumed competitors racin...
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Knock knock knock Hello? Knock knock knock Hello? Knock knock knock Fucking woodpecker The worst knock knock joke
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
"When something's *kinda* rad, but not *too* rad."

[a radish]
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just found some new photos of my favourite old guy Peter Glazebrook with his eggplants (and the world record for the longest eggplant 🍆 too )
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my culture is NOT his costume!!!
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things we love to see: Lynn Biyendolo back in training with the Reign 🤩 📸: lynnwilliams9
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 13/09/2026
Closing out our three-match homestand with all Ws and all shutouts 🤩
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The back of a sealed envelope. Father John flips it over and studies the airmail stamps and return address again. Brașov, Romania. Father John pours himself two fingers of a Speyside Scotch. He waits until the tumbler no longer shakes in his hand before downing it. He slices open the envelope with a kitchen knife and watches its contents spill to the floor. A boarding pass in his name and a plastic keycard, shiny and black.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 08/09/2026
A reminder that @denversummitfc.bsky.social owner and NWSL commentator Jordan Angeli still follows XX-XY on IG.
A screenshot showing Jordan Angeli following the transphobes on Instagram.
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
have we done this yet for kc current vs bay fc?
handshake meme where they agree on Jordan while one says Marisa and the other Silkowitz
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 04/09/2026
Ami Diallo has officially landed in Seattle 🛬 Bievenue, Ami!
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Training yesterday for the @reignfc.com saw a few (But expected) absences, a new training invitee, a chat with assistant coach Kate Norton, & an interview with Phoebe McClernon! Practice notebook: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/reign-practicenotebook09022026 #SeattleReignFC #SeattleSports
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Seattle Reign Practice Notebook: September 2nd, 2026 — Circling Seattle Sports
Following a tight defeat over the Houston Dash this past weekend, the Seattle Reign FC continue their preparation for another home clash when they host San Diego this Sunday. Here's a practice noteboo...
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Attention Philadelphia! We're hosting a rally to demand that Drexel University maintain The Academy of Natural Sciences Museum open to the public. Join us on Tuesday morning at 10am in front of the academy. Please spread the word, we need all hands on deck! RSVP here: luma.com/1qwnrqz2
A dinosaur on a white background with the text SAve the academy of Natural sciences museum rally Tuesday Sept 8 10am in front of the academy 1900 ben Franklin Parkway. "Tell Drexel University "Keep the museum open!" with the logos for Philly Science Action, Skype a Scientist, and Green Philly
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Dhiyanah @bydhiyanah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Extending appreciation for at-home invertebrate pals #InverteFest Blue diamond Neocaridina shrimp in cross-stitch 🐡🪡 Got annoyed at all the curved pink shrimps when researching them for craftwork. They only look like that when dead 😭 So here's shrimp in threads, defiantly alive! #stitchArt
A blue shrimp in cross stitch on a small patch of aida cloth photographed between layers of paper. Craftwork and stitching design by the artist Dhiyanah Hassan.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SCREAMING
ihy.wes on threads: dolly just visited me im shaking 

attached image of a breeze from an open window blowing two curtains aloft in a way that looks like massive spiritual breasts
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Chenxin Li, PhD @chenxinli2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
While both nori & wakame are edible seaweed, they are separated by >1 billion (!) years of evolution. Nori is red algae, which acquired its chloroplasts via primary endosymbiosis; wakame is brown algae, which acquired its chloroplasts from another algae. They are about divergent as human vs yeast.
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Susie Rantz @susierantz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Former Seattle Reign / NWSL forward Tziarra King has signed with Brooklyn FC for the 2026 Super League fall season! www.brooklynfootballclub.com/news/2026/08...
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Brooklyn FC Signs Former NWSL Forward Tziarra “Zee” King | Brooklyn FC
Brooklyn FC signs former NWSL forward Tziarra “Zee” King to strengthen its attack ahead of the 2026 Gainbridge Super League Fall Season.
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
these collards are positively jurassic
a middle aged white lady hand (mine) atop a pile of enormous collard greens leaves. the hand covers approximately 1/6 of the total surface area of the leaves
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 02/08/2026
JESS FISHLOCK WITH INSTANT IMPACT 💥 Jess Fishlock subs into the match and puts the Seattle Reign up 3-2!
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Expected Own Goals @xowngoals.com · 02/08/2026
SHE’S BAAAAAAAAACK 🐠🔒
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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
all this commentary be like "can the main characters, Bay FC, triumph over some random unimportant opponent that we need not talk about?"
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 02/08/2026
The Big Fish celly 🦈
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
some people read tea leaves I read green beans as they fall on the ground in my department 11 P 1
a shot of the black mat on the floor in front of the wet rack in the produce department I work in, my feet in jeans and black non-slip food service skechers can be seen at the bottom. on the mat are five green beans which look like 11, the letter P, one
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
big fuckin fish 🤓🦈
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Potato is the name of the mascot character for Korea’s Gamzabatt Cafe, known for its potato bread and lattes. There’s a branch in Yokohama, Japan, now.
A statue of a smirking potato with white gloves in a cafe
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
was wondering why this guy 🌱 looked so familiar
a photo of a small red round radish in chonky black-brown compost and dirt. it has a coupla rabbit/squirrel tooth marks in it that are reminiscent of heron's guy
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 01/08/2026
Last night a guy in the #artfight discord posted a concept of a sushi snail and I couldn’t stop thinking about it until I drew it myself
A snail with a normal snail, head and body, but instead of a shell, it has a piece of sushi. Specifically, it is the Tokyo roll Maki from Tokyo Cafe in Fort Worth which contains avocado, mango cream cheese and eel sauce with a sprinkling of Tobiko. He is snailing along and an arrow pointing to his trail reads “soy sauce”
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Ride of the Valkyries @rideofvalkyries.com · 28/07/2026
A familiar face is returning to the Reign sideline www.sounderatheart.com/2026/07/seat...
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Seattle Reign legend Lauren Barnes returns as assistant coach
She joins the coaching staff for the remainder of the season.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
what up guys, let’s get those nuts and berries and nutrient-rich tubers
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/07/2026
how I flirt
a handwritten standing road sign held in place by a rock in front of shady looking CVS pharmacy: ANDREA EAT BEANS WITH ME
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/07/2026
It’s normal to be 41 and young and beautiful
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Steve Voght @voght.org · 18/07/2026
We’re now on minute 20 of ABC pivoting to the ESPN FC feed and talking entirely about the men’s World Cup during this weather delay after a 5 minute NWSL recap, do they think most NWSL fans who tuned in care more about this than them providing more NWSL content
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bronisław "Bruno" Ferry
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/07/2026
"Horse Radish" [A photoshopped horse with magenta radish skin texture, green leafy greens for its mane and tail, running across a grassy field against a blue sky with white clouds.]
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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Alicia Rodriguez @soccermusings.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They crack open bottles of Opus One that will be written off on their taxes and congratulate each other for understanding “Authenticity” is a really big deal to soccer fans, and then leverage that knowledge to downscale replica jerseys to look like trash while charging $250 for “authentic” jerseys
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 12/07/2026
Art.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“I know it’s on because it’s still humming.” - Ancient Autistic Proverb
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Lorena" says "We harvest piece rate so we work fast. Bosses come around and arbitrarily check our buckets to see if we're harvesting correctly. If they find a soft cherry, we get a warning. They check again later in the day and if you have a soft cherry you're fired." #WeFeedYou
Harvested Rainier cherries
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/06/2026
You (@thewickedavatar) on twitter: [extremely europop voice]
"guy or girl or something difference?
either way is not my businence!
i don't care what in your pants!
have some fun! get up and dants!"
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fun news: Lu Barnes, retired @reignfc.com club original, is suiting up for @salmonbayfc.bsky.social tonight! #SalmonBayFC #FeelTheCurrent #SeattleSports
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Tomer Burg @burgwx.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Many people pointed out the next 10 dates are palindromes, but how many noticed that today is the only palindrome both with 2-digit years (6/20/26) *and* 4-digit years (6/20/2026)?
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i eat fermented cabbage like crazy but i’ll bet when he does it it’s evil
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