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@haleysoc.bsky.social
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home horticulturist passionate about pulses, potatoes, peppers, pickling, & purple veg. alliteration, also. seeking woso friends for the end of the world la fortune sourit aux audacieux

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What's Going on With Shipping (Sal Mercogliano) @mercoglianos.bsky.social · 9h
Maine’s latest fleet is fresh from the vegetable patch splash247.com?p=248663
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Maine’s latest fleet is fresh from the vegetable patch - Splash247
Shipbuilders in Maine are preparing to launch a fleet that has spent most of its life growing in a field. Damariscotta’s annual Pumpkinboat Regatta returns this Sunday, with costumed competitors racin...
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Knock knock knock Hello? Knock knock knock Hello? Knock knock knock Fucking woodpecker The worst knock knock joke
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a good question here it is: unicornriot.ninja/2026/hate-in...
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Hate in the World’s Borough: How the Far-Right Has Flourished in Queens, New York - UNICORN RIOT
Queens has seen incidents of shocking racist brutality, but also, a range of far-right groups and individuals, from the Ku Klux Klan to neo-Nazis to ultra-nationalist organizations
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
"When something's *kinda* rad, but not *too* rad."

[a radish]
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I read them all this year too, and every time I giggled my partner would ask "what did stephen do now?"
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just found some new photos of my favourite old guy Peter Glazebrook with his eggplants (and the world record for the longest eggplant 🍆 too )
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my culture is NOT his costume!!!
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
your grocery outlet [bargain market] has so much more cool (gross) shit than the ones near me
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things we love to see: Lynn Biyendolo back in training with the Reign 🤩 📸: lynnwilliams9
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 13/09/2026
Closing out our three-match homestand with all Ws and all shutouts 🤩
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ncc vs sd absolutely
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
do you know why bsg fell off? is it the tackles won part? 😬
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SYMB210.BMF
The back of a sealed envelope. Father John flips it over and studies the airmail stamps and return address again. Brașov, Romania. Father John pours himself two fingers of a Speyside Scotch. He waits until the tumbler no longer shakes in his hand before downing it. He slices open the envelope with a kitchen knife and watches its contents spill to the floor. A boarding pass in his name and a plastic keycard, shiny and black.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 08/09/2026
A reminder that @denversummitfc.bsky.social owner and NWSL commentator Jordan Angeli still follows XX-XY on IG.
A screenshot showing Jordan Angeli following the transphobes on Instagram.
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
have we done this yet for kc current vs bay fc?
handshake meme where they agree on Jordan while one says Marisa and the other Silkowitz
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 04/09/2026
Ami Diallo has officially landed in Seattle 🛬 Bievenue, Ami!
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Training yesterday for the @reignfc.com saw a few (But expected) absences, a new training invitee, a chat with assistant coach Kate Norton, & an interview with Phoebe McClernon! Practice notebook: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/reign-practicenotebook09022026 #SeattleReignFC #SeattleSports
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Seattle Reign Practice Notebook: September 2nd, 2026 — Circling Seattle Sports
Following a tight defeat over the Houston Dash this past weekend, the Seattle Reign FC continue their preparation for another home clash when they host San Diego this Sunday. Here's a practice noteboo...
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Attention Philadelphia! We're hosting a rally to demand that Drexel University maintain The Academy of Natural Sciences Museum open to the public. Join us on Tuesday morning at 10am in front of the academy. Please spread the word, we need all hands on deck! RSVP here: luma.com/1qwnrqz2
A dinosaur on a white background with the text SAve the academy of Natural sciences museum rally Tuesday Sept 8 10am in front of the academy 1900 ben Franklin Parkway. "Tell Drexel University "Keep the museum open!" with the logos for Philly Science Action, Skype a Scientist, and Green Philly
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
when my partner makes sourdough we stick em on top, in the rotation with pepitas and sesame
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Dhiyanah @bydhiyanah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Extending appreciation for at-home invertebrate pals #InverteFest Blue diamond Neocaridina shrimp in cross-stitch 🐡🪡 Got annoyed at all the curved pink shrimps when researching them for craftwork. They only look like that when dead 😭 So here's shrimp in threads, defiantly alive! #stitchArt
A blue shrimp in cross stitch on a small patch of aida cloth photographed between layers of paper. Craftwork and stitching design by the artist Dhiyanah Hassan.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SCREAMING
ihy.wes on threads: dolly just visited me im shaking 

attached image of a breeze from an open window blowing two curtains aloft in a way that looks like massive spiritual breasts
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
we called them sand spurs but also heard prickers and stickle burrs (as well as stickers)
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Chenxin Li, PhD @chenxinli2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
While both nori & wakame are edible seaweed, they are separated by >1 billion (!) years of evolution. Nori is red algae, which acquired its chloroplasts via primary endosymbiosis; wakame is brown algae, which acquired its chloroplasts from another algae. They are about divergent as human vs yeast.
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Susie Rantz @susierantz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Former Seattle Reign / NWSL forward Tziarra King has signed with Brooklyn FC for the 2026 Super League fall season! www.brooklynfootballclub.com/news/2026/08...
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Brooklyn FC Signs Former NWSL Forward Tziarra “Zee” King | Brooklyn FC
Brooklyn FC signs former NWSL forward Tziarra “Zee” King to strengthen its attack ahead of the 2026 Gainbridge Super League Fall Season.
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The technique and white beans part are taken from the vegan holiday book by @isachandra.bsky.social pepperoni recipe. but I do my own spice blend, usually divide the recipe and do a couple different flavors
FOR THE PEPPERONIS:

1½ cup cooked or canned pinto beans, rinsed and drained
1 cup vegetable broth, purchased or homemade (page 203)
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon tomato paste
2 tablespoons tamari or soy sauce
1½ cups vital wheat gluten
1½ cup nutritional yeast flakes
1 teaspoon granulated garlic
1½ teaspoons anise seeds, crushed
1½ teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
1 tablespoon smoked paprika 
Lots of freshly ground black pepper
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The fam likes it when I use 3/4 c of white beans lightly mashed into the recipe, which gives it a softer/least dry texture and also visually mimics the white pockets of fat in meat sausage
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It looks like a boil method which is not the way I do it, I like my seitan chewier and am reluctant to use that much broth every time. I bake mine in aluminum foil which lets me shape it like a log and cut slices off, great for sandwiches
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I haven't used that one lemme look it up real quick!
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I make seitan sausage frequently, just not specifically breakfast flavor. I'll be v interested to follow developments in this area!
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
these collards are positively jurassic
a middle aged white lady hand (mine) atop a pile of enormous collard greens leaves. the hand covers approximately 1/6 of the total surface area of the leaves
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
how is this gonna work buddy
A glaucous winged gull in juvenile plumage holds a very large dripping sea star in its beak. Neither seems to know what happens next.
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 02/08/2026
JESS FISHLOCK WITH INSTANT IMPACT 💥 Jess Fishlock subs into the match and puts the Seattle Reign up 3-2!
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Expected Own Goals @xowngoals.com · 02/08/2026
SHE’S BAAAAAAAAACK 🐠🔒
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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
all this commentary be like "can the main characters, Bay FC, triumph over some random unimportant opponent that we need not talk about?"
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 02/08/2026
The Big Fish celly 🦈
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
some people read tea leaves I read green beans as they fall on the ground in my department 11 P 1
a shot of the black mat on the floor in front of the wet rack in the produce department I work in, my feet in jeans and black non-slip food service skechers can be seen at the bottom. on the mat are five green beans which look like 11, the letter P, one
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
big fuckin fish 🤓🦈
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Potato is the name of the mascot character for Korea’s Gamzabatt Cafe, known for its potato bread and lattes. There’s a branch in Yokohama, Japan, now.
A statue of a smirking potato with white gloves in a cafe
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
was wondering why this guy 🌱 looked so familiar
a photo of a small red round radish in chonky black-brown compost and dirt. it has a coupla rabbit/squirrel tooth marks in it that are reminiscent of heron's guy
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 01/08/2026
Last night a guy in the #artfight discord posted a concept of a sushi snail and I couldn’t stop thinking about it until I drew it myself
A snail with a normal snail, head and body, but instead of a shell, it has a piece of sushi. Specifically, it is the Tokyo roll Maki from Tokyo Cafe in Fort Worth which contains avocado, mango cream cheese and eel sauce with a sprinkling of Tobiko. He is snailing along and an arrow pointing to his trail reads “soy sauce”
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've been following dkfm on bandcamp for YEARS and I just found out they're on here from this, tysm
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ohhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm
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halušky 🌱 @haleysoc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
y que is for hidratación?
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Ride of the Valkyries @rideofvalkyries.com · 28/07/2026
A familiar face is returning to the Reign sideline www.sounderatheart.com/2026/07/seat...
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Seattle Reign legend Lauren Barnes returns as assistant coach
She joins the coaching staff for the remainder of the season.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
what up guys, let’s get those nuts and berries and nutrient-rich tubers
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/07/2026
how I flirt
a handwritten standing road sign held in place by a rock in front of shady looking CVS pharmacy: ANDREA EAT BEANS WITH ME
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