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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 6h

I had to give her a friend

Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

honestly so many such cases: the bad version of a food ruins the reputation of an incredible food, because the bad version is the one that's easy to make mass-market and stable. :(

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Shameless Reign Stan @watmildon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you want to know how good/bad your team could end up (even deeply improbably), there's a site for that: watmildon.github.io/nwsl-dreams-... Reign FC could still get 2nd! #nwsl

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NWSL Dreams and Disasters Calculator

Pick the results of the remaining NWSL regular-season games and see the standings, the playoff picture, and every team's best and worst possible finish.

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

my most deeply-held NWSL opinion is that there's no significant quality separation between every team above the bottom two but below the top two in an average year, and this is a very average year and desperately wanting clear Tiers in a league without them causes a severe form of Poster's Madness

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

all those "did a coyote post this" responses but the most common cause of death for outdoor domestic cats is... being hit by a fuckin' car! ...and it's not particularly close. coyote catching so many strays today.

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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 27/09/2026

That is Brian Schmetzer’s 150th career MLS win, just the 9th coach to reach that milestone

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

handling is a bad rule with bad outcomes that fundamentally cannot be applied in a way that’s fair and consistent but also come on that gets called on us eleven fucking times in ten

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dawg I get that it sucks that our ostensibly public multi-use stadium with three major tenants is run as though it has one tenant and some nuisances, but I really don’t think it has pierced your Rich Guy Brain how much of an own goal and fanbase annihilation a move to Renton would be

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Ride of the Valkyries @rideofvalkyries.com · 26/09/2026

A record-setting night for Jess Fishlock lifted the Reign back into a playoff spot, at least temporarily www.sounderatheart.com/2026/09/seat...

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Seattle Reign shut down Boston Legacy, 2-0

Jess Fishlock sees the Reign through with two precision goals

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026

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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 26/09/2026

Had to shower Jess with love 🫶

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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We’re stealing that strategy

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Keeper Notes @keepernotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fishlock becomes OLDEST player to record a brace at age 39, besting Sinclair's record (age 38 when she had her last Thorns brace) And BOTH goals came from outside the box!

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

me, I just used to threaten to *start* a podcast if people didn't donate enough to mutual aid projects for just $10 a month, you can help keep my aunties housed AND help keep me from opining in public about things I have only a passing knowledge about :>

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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

jess mf'n fishlock

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Claudia has been fouled three times, Olivieri has committed four fouls, and Aissata has committed three fouls, at some point the persistent infringement cards *gotta* come out, right?

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

one day teams will realize that "two CBs follow Fishel towards the near post while one FB loses the inside track on Mercado on the far post" is a terrible way to defend our crosses, but I hope it's not soon lmao

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Boston playing Lindsey Heaps ball (extremely derogatory) with our goalie giving me >:[

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

start cheesing forwards for repeatedly colliding with the GK

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

and Aissata *really* lucky not to see yellow for that one, lol

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"...so how does Bianca St Georges get sent off so frequently, anyway?" *after watching her play for ten minutes* "...actually, how does Bianca St Georges not get sent off *more* frequently?"

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 26/09/2026

Jess Fishlock from distance 🫨

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

McClernon was probably lucky not to see a yellow, but based on the previous five and next three calls this ref has made, he's being pretty consistent on that lol

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

so far this game is a stoppable force against a movable object 🫣

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"history doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes in the stupidest way imaginable"

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/09/2026

Car-Free Pike Place Market Pilot Deemed Too Successful to Continue: tinyurl.com/uund6kej

People and flowers take up space on street of Pike Place in front of the Public Market Center sign

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Atlas Mugged (N95 Duckbill 😷)✊🏿🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @pamacious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you have a hiring manager who speaks like this, they are probably costing you money and a lot more. People with attitudes like this f up the bottom line because their pettiness leads to poor information, poor decisions, wasted time & training, and other "soft" costs. "It's not hard, people."

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"a beverage is disqualifying at a job interview" is some strong fuckin' proof we need UBI to cut these petty-ass power trips off at the knees

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Steven Lumpkin @silent0siris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay, fine, I’ll bite. As an experienced interviewer and hiring manager, I have a responsibility to my team and company to hire the best person possible for the role. A beverage gives me zero signal on that, so I’m frankly not doing my job if that’s how I make my call.

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

that’s Samantha "Duelz (with a Z)" Meza to *you*, ser www.sounderatheart.com/2026/09/valk...

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Valkyratings: Stumbling blocks

Another tough road result narrows the Reign's window

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic

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09/24/26 vs Lynx

0 points
2 rebounds
0 assists
0 blocks
0 steals
16 minutes

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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

BREAKING: people mad

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

relatedly, “right as the baseball game lets out” seems like a time you’d want EXTRA service, not to cut back to 15-20 minute gaps, but what do I know

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

stuck in the train at pioneer square station with an unexplained delay and the WE ARE EXPERIENCING A DELAY chime going off on the intercom every thirty seconds this is basically hell, right

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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 28/03/2024

If you see this, post some cats

A black cat and a raccoon in the grass, looking at the viewer, surrounded by some daisies

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"bruh" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey transphobic tbh

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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AFTER REVIEW IF YOU WANT CHICKEN IT IS SEPTEMBER DECISION IS TWO FOR ONE

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Jeff Kassouf @jeffkassouf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[CT resident annoyed by the WNBA's entire handling of the Sun sale] Yet another general truth here where you can literally swap WNBA for NWSL. The parallels run deep, and there are absolutely tradeoffs. 👇

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june ash eden, kafka’s favorite failgirl @kafkaesquities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we have, unfortunately, a blisteringly strong legal tradition of "allowing the means by which the wealthy do violence to the commons to legally obfuscate the violence itself"

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“fluent in sarcasm” in bio 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Connecticut Sun's final game is tonight. Connecticut and its fans bought into the WNBA at its low point, turning a profit when the NBA's owners saw the league as a moneypit, only to lose their team now that everyone sees big bucks in women's sports. Some thoughts on the setting of the Sun:

Surprisingly, moving the team to Connecticut worked. In 2010, the Sun became the first WNBA team to turn a profit — during a global recession, and during the league’s nadir of popularity. The casino in the middle of nowhere became a fortress. The Sun has won 64.5 percent of its home games. It developed a real fanbase and made four WNBA Finals.

The Connecticut Sun is not the first WNBA team to die. (Enjoy this haunting image of the mascots for the Sacramento Monarchs, Utah Starzz, Detroit Shock, and yes, the Houston Comets, hanging out, smiling, not realizing that death will soon come for them.)

But it’s the first WNBA team to die for this reason: Not because nobody cared, not because it couldn’t make money, not because it couldn’t find fans or win games, not because the league is shrinking … but actually because the league is growing. The Sun helped the WNBA survive, but the period of mere survival is over. The league is moving on to bigger markets and bigger money and leaving Connecticut behind.

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