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Hauntsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 4h
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Two rats poking their heads out of a hammock. The grey one with a white spot on his forehead is resting his head atop the black and white one. Two rats poking their heads out of a hammock. In a shocking reversal of fortune, the black and white one is now on top.
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 4h
Uchikoshi: It's often assumed that using AI could cause creators to lose their jobs. But the opposite can also be true.

dril: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it's impossible to say if its bad or not,
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 7h
I really should put up a mezuzah. I've been meaning to for years. I wonder if it would lower the number of religion salesmen who come to the door or raise it.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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˖Ი𐑼⋆ @connashot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#Viera 🤍 #݁˖Ი𐑼⋆ 🤍 #Connashots 🤍 #Brio 🤍 #FFXIV 🤍 #GPOSER
The picture shows Conna holding red roses a bit confused.

extra lore: Conna so not like flora that has already been uprooted. So gifting her clipped roses is not ideal. Plant a rose bush in her name if you wish to gift her any flowers.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 7h
I spoke too soon
A glass pointing stick for reading torah (called a yad), it hasa  handle with a swirling color pattern and a milky flesh colored hand at the top
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 7h
I've seen many yads that I would describe as "creatures" but this one is really impressive it it's creatureness.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Whichever one you play first will give you a deeper understanding of the other. I think it's a bit of a personal choice and less of a right or wrong order. There might be a better or worse order for an individual but not as much in general.
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XX | comms closed @xxart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Forgive me, for God’s sake...
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ego renegade catboy @catfoodsmin.moe · 13/10/2026
“Trans rights” “trans men are men” but in the way where you’re looked at with a little bit of suspicion and pity because you’re either going to get ugly or become extra hole boy Trans men are men but in the way where now your accomplishments aren’t points for women’s lib and that’s a shame
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the stuff I mean when I say that trans people get treated as whichever gender is worse for us in the instance. Men when it's time to shit on men and women when it's time to shit on women. Whatever gender will "justify" the speaker telling us to shut up and get out.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Extra obvious when it's shit like telling me I should be aware that I could seem like a threat at night. Dude. Why act like I have no context. As if I'm not intimately aware of that from first hand experience. A stranger thinks I'm a child or a woman or a woman child most of the time.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ironically I think it's because they view me as a girl and so safe to "correct". They want to fix things but see the only safe outlet for that in me.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lately I've been having the issue of people trying to "correct" my behavior by telling me how I should act differently because of how men come off differently than women... Completely ignoring that I don't pass and they don't do this to their cis male friends who are genuinely misbehaving.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think it really boils down to people need to think and not just run on assumptions and generalizations. There's way too many folks who think man = bad. That's the whole thought. No nuance, no critical thought. To think about trans men realistically requires not leaning on that crutch.
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dorori @dorox9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/10/2026
this is also the genesis of the entire conservative media environment after nixon they were determined that what happened to him would never again happen to a republican president and they built a legal and media infrastructure to make sure it would not they succeeded beyond their wildest dreams
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Elwyn Rain @elwynrain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hello #PortfolioDay ! I am Elwyn a french freelance illustrator specializing in semi-realistic fantasy world. I am looking for work in ttrpg, tcg or bookcover for early 2027. Portfolio : elwyn-rain-art.carrd.co #illustration #tcg #ttrpg #bookcover #art
An illustration showing a gorgon in white and blue dress and veil, reading a parchment, standing on top of stairs, below a stone arch.
All the stones around her is white marble.
Two banners shows azorius guild symbol.An illustration showing a group of person in red cloak kneeling in front of a food covered altar. Just behind the altar stand a giant goat, looking at the salt block in the middle of the food. The scene takes place place in a mountain pass.An illustration showing an old dwarf woman riding a dinosaur. She wear brown and green clothes and his looking towards the horizon, hiding her eyes from the sun with one hand.
The dinosaur has green and yellow feathers and wait for something. Around them there are many other dinosaur, mostly
ankylosaures, and their dwarf riders. In the background, a pine forest and mountain ranges. The scene seems to take place at early morning and the ground is wet and covered with pools.A drawing of a small pink beholder with four tentacles, a silver medail with a dragon on it, and a fabric flower on his head. He is holding three magic books and a magical staff.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
Adding alt text to this message to make it more accessible for people who use screen readers. It's an Instagram story from Danny Trejo's daughter, about his involvement in that Daily Wire-produced film. The short story is that according to him, he was duped into it and is now trapped under contract.
For anyone seeing this shit with my dad...

He was booked on a film, it's not pro-ice, it's not overtly pro anything. His agent described it as "a complicated story about a complicated time, where everyone looks bad except you, the hardworking Mexican shop owner who just wants peace"

He jumped at the idea of playing a good guy.

About 2 weeks into shooting everyone, including us, found out Ben Shapiro was involved.

My 82 year old dad has never heard of Ben Shapiro, I had to explain to him who that is, and what kind of guy he is.

My dad contractually can't bad mouth him, the film, or walk away without being sued for breach of contract. He can't even release the statement he wanted to.

It's fucked up. He's handcuffed to this stupid project, and swaths of people have instantly turned their back on him without knowing any of the facts.

Ben Shapiro got Mexicans to abandon one of their heroes, got his own name to the top of google's searches, and made us look like angry fools lacking any nuance. he wins.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thing about chronic pain is you become so bad at distinguishing pain from the sensory background that you can only identity it by its effects. Sitting there like an asshole thinking: "Wow, I can't get ANYTHING done today. On an unrelated note, I don't remember if I took my pills this morning."
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What if the lone "human" is pinhead.
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The glorious seagull raccoon commission I've just completed
A raccoon with the yellow beak and eyes of a seagull and stubby white wings tipped with black
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Amy Earhart @aearhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know the feed is bleak, but please have a brand new lamb picture. I wasn’t expecting this one, and he might be a premie, but his mom is great and he is eating well.
A little white lamb.
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S R Jones @aegisimmemorial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, 9-year-old me would never believe that the games I made up with my action figures would actually happen in real life. Now all I need is a Biker Mice/Barbie mash-up and all my childhood dreams will have been made real. (Huge love for @2000ad.bsky.social. Can't wait for the comic!)
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clearly it is time to share photos of the Creatures.
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dominic ♻️ @crystalblisters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
misread analog horror as tagalog horror and was briefly interested
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Immediately made me (scared of almost nothing) think of walking through haunt mazes with my friend (scared of everything).
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First Name Greatest @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t there a time when we were against monopolies or am I exaggerating that?
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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈 @tetronimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AAAAHHHH 17 MINUTES TO GET HYPNOSPACE FOR LESS THAN THE PRICE OF A NOT-GARBAGE BURGER!!! GO GO GO
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ShorahArt - New Year, New Fears @shorah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition Sketch
ALT: Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition Sketch
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 07/10/2026
Time to show that dough who's boss
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 05/10/2026
"you should see the other guy!" I say, not as someone who gets into fights, just as an enthusiastic fan of different guys.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People who don't understand that their kids type faster on a touch screen on their phone than on a keyboard because said children have only ever been given tablets.
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Changa_Husky @changa.gay · 07/10/2026
I can now imagine @commandersterling.bsky.social waking up to this news and the string of obscenities that will be exclaimed during breakfast. JFC, I guess good luck to anybody that has to work HR at this merged company.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This also means that if you use a tool incorrectly and it doesn't work, that's not the tools fault. Read the manual. THEN complain/blame it, if it doesn't work after you use it right. This message brought to you by it being the core behind a lot of things that piss me off every day.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No matter the age a person is not stupid because they don't know how to use a particular tool. At some stage you had to learn it too even if you don't remember anymore.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a lot of stuff that works enough even when you use it wrong. That's good design. But it's not a replacement for learning how to use your tools and it's not a replacement for teaching the next generation how to use tools.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"everyone knows how to X so we can cut it from the program" no. Everyone does not know X. Just because you were around for the formation of the thing doesn't mean your kids magically know how to do it. Touch typing? Using a coffee machine? Using a rice cooker? Using the OVEN?
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good design and UI/UX is there to make learning easier. Often building on common knowledge. Which itself is just whatever most folks have been exposed to.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder that every skill has to be learned. We don't spawn into the world with any knowledge other than breathing and usually screaming. Just because a child picked something up from someone or something other than you doesn't mean they didn't learn it.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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xio coquette dragoon but a dog 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @tragicallyyuri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥺🩷🤍🧡
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OHWOUuWOAHuuuuuu!
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