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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 1h
I really should put up a mezuzah. I've been meaning to for years. I wonder if it would lower the number of religion salesmen who come to the door or raise it.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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˖Ი𐑼⋆ @connashot.bsky.social · 18h
#Viera 🤍 #݁˖Ი𐑼⋆ 🤍 #Connashots 🤍 #Brio 🤍 #FFXIV 🤍 #GPOSER
The picture shows Conna holding red roses a bit confused.

extra lore: Conna so not like flora that has already been uprooted. So gifting her clipped roses is not ideal. Plant a rose bush in her name if you wish to gift her any flowers.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 2h
I spoke too soon
A glass pointing stick for reading torah (called a yad), it hasa  handle with a swirling color pattern and a milky flesh colored hand at the top
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XX | comms closed @xxart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Forgive me, for God’s sake...
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ego renegade catboy @catfoodsmin.moe · 23h
“Trans rights” “trans men are men” but in the way where you’re looked at with a little bit of suspicion and pity because you’re either going to get ugly or become extra hole boy Trans men are men but in the way where now your accomplishments aren’t points for women’s lib and that’s a shame
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dorori @dorox9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/10/2026
this is also the genesis of the entire conservative media environment after nixon they were determined that what happened to him would never again happen to a republican president and they built a legal and media infrastructure to make sure it would not they succeeded beyond their wildest dreams
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Elwyn Rain @elwynrain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hello #PortfolioDay ! I am Elwyn a french freelance illustrator specializing in semi-realistic fantasy world. I am looking for work in ttrpg, tcg or bookcover for early 2027. Portfolio : elwyn-rain-art.carrd.co #illustration #tcg #ttrpg #bookcover #art
An illustration showing a gorgon in white and blue dress and veil, reading a parchment, standing on top of stairs, below a stone arch.
All the stones around her is white marble.
Two banners shows azorius guild symbol.An illustration showing a group of person in red cloak kneeling in front of a food covered altar. Just behind the altar stand a giant goat, looking at the salt block in the middle of the food. The scene takes place place in a mountain pass.An illustration showing an old dwarf woman riding a dinosaur. She wear brown and green clothes and his looking towards the horizon, hiding her eyes from the sun with one hand.
The dinosaur has green and yellow feathers and wait for something. Around them there are many other dinosaur, mostly
ankylosaures, and their dwarf riders. In the background, a pine forest and mountain ranges. The scene seems to take place at early morning and the ground is wet and covered with pools.A drawing of a small pink beholder with four tentacles, a silver medail with a dragon on it, and a fabric flower on his head. He is holding three magic books and a magical staff.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
Adding alt text to this message to make it more accessible for people who use screen readers. It's an Instagram story from Danny Trejo's daughter, about his involvement in that Daily Wire-produced film. The short story is that according to him, he was duped into it and is now trapped under contract.
For anyone seeing this shit with my dad...

He was booked on a film, it's not pro-ice, it's not overtly pro anything. His agent described it as "a complicated story about a complicated time, where everyone looks bad except you, the hardworking Mexican shop owner who just wants peace"

He jumped at the idea of playing a good guy.

About 2 weeks into shooting everyone, including us, found out Ben Shapiro was involved.

My 82 year old dad has never heard of Ben Shapiro, I had to explain to him who that is, and what kind of guy he is.

My dad contractually can't bad mouth him, the film, or walk away without being sued for breach of contract. He can't even release the statement he wanted to.

It's fucked up. He's handcuffed to this stupid project, and swaths of people have instantly turned their back on him without knowing any of the facts.

Ben Shapiro got Mexicans to abandon one of their heroes, got his own name to the top of google's searches, and made us look like angry fools lacking any nuance. he wins.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thing about chronic pain is you become so bad at distinguishing pain from the sensory background that you can only identity it by its effects. Sitting there like an asshole thinking: "Wow, I can't get ANYTHING done today. On an unrelated note, I don't remember if I took my pills this morning."
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The glorious seagull raccoon commission I've just completed
A raccoon with the yellow beak and eyes of a seagull and stubby white wings tipped with black
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Amy Earhart @aearhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know the feed is bleak, but please have a brand new lamb picture. I wasn’t expecting this one, and he might be a premie, but his mom is great and he is eating well.
A little white lamb.
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S R Jones @aegisimmemorial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, 9-year-old me would never believe that the games I made up with my action figures would actually happen in real life. Now all I need is a Biker Mice/Barbie mash-up and all my childhood dreams will have been made real. (Huge love for @2000ad.bsky.social. Can't wait for the comic!)
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
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dominic ♻️ @crystalblisters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
misread analog horror as tagalog horror and was briefly interested
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First Name Greatest @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t there a time when we were against monopolies or am I exaggerating that?
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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈 @tetronimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AAAAHHHH 17 MINUTES TO GET HYPNOSPACE FOR LESS THAN THE PRICE OF A NOT-GARBAGE BURGER!!! GO GO GO
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ShorahArt - New Year, New Fears @shorah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 07/10/2026
Time to show that dough who's boss
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 05/10/2026
"you should see the other guy!" I say, not as someone who gets into fights, just as an enthusiastic fan of different guys.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Changa_Husky @changa.gay · 07/10/2026
I can now imagine @commandersterling.bsky.social waking up to this news and the string of obscenities that will be exclaimed during breakfast. JFC, I guess good luck to anybody that has to work HR at this merged company.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder that every skill has to be learned. We don't spawn into the world with any knowledge other than breathing and usually screaming. Just because a child picked something up from someone or something other than you doesn't mean they didn't learn it.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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xio coquette dragoon but a dog 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @tragicallyyuri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥺🩷🤍🧡
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures "If the abnormal goes on long enough it becomes the normal. It was just that, when you came to explain it to a third party, it sounded odd."
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My friend is funny and weird and you should vote for her.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/09/2026
uhhhhmanda on tumblr:

"Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

#the relief i felt was immense #my stuff"
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lady protector | 7.5 spoilers @bluberryffxiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love when person who doesnt understand stack markers runs away with one while everyone who does chases them frantically. get down mr president
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of ‘90s stuff needs to stay way the hell back in the ‘90s, but imo the ‘90s were correct that clear colored plastic is Fun and Cool.
transparently shelled video game systems of a diversity of colorsimac ad with five differently colored shells
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the one normal guy in the groupchat
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yoboyobbo.bsky.social @yoboyobbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still think sometimes about a puppet workshop that looked appealing to me until I saw the price and went "hell no". I'm not even sure that one is a scam. But boy howdy did they act like one when I turned down their "discount". Jokes on them. I'll make puppets anyway. They can't stop me.
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Hairspring @hairspring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am begging for artist residency programs that aren't scams to put their fucking location in their ads. I've seen several over the past few months that I KNOW aren't scams but are acting like them.
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saja has located a sunbeam. More updates as events warrant.
Saja illuminated in a sunbeam. His black fur turns a little brownish in full sun.
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
⏳Time flies!⌛️ Somehow a full year has passed since we launched HADES II v1.0, after more than a year of Early Access development. To everyone who aided Princess Melinoë on her fateful task, thank you so much, and may moonlight guide you wherever you may go!🙏🌖
Hades II is one year old!
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ADHD moment
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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おろい @oroi-04.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
大福の赤ちゃん
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Seelix the Seventh @seelix.com · 23/09/2026
<Attenborough voice> The death of a leviathan is always to be mourned, but the whalefall will provide food and shelter for the rest of the ecosystem for years
Photo of a defunct Joann Fabrics storefront with the Spirit Halloween branding over it
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is A Thread
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 21/09/2026
side porch, 7:00pm 09/21/26
sunset with a rooftop in foreground and hazy hills of sicily in the distance
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