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Hatsune Michael

@decoster.bsky.social
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Made that bisexual lowfi dating sim. No, the other one. Watches too many horror flicks.

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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cooked, then ate half of, a delicious steak. A good evening had by all.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denshattack, huh?
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Oh, you're challenging me to a fight?" I slowly strip off my shirt, revealing a full yakuza style back tattoo of a possum screaming. I fall to the ground and stop moving until you leave.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bi visibility day, last year I saw Hozier at Fenway and the crowd was 90% women in flowing ethereal dresses and 10% dudes with mullets.
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also means that today my partner gets to bring up one of his favourites:
A screenshot of a tweet from @pissvortex that says “on the pride parade ‘boyfriend of bi girlfriend’ float with the other guys were chopping it up and hanging out. We’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. More than the other floats even”
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My Abandonware @myabandonware.com · 21/09/2026
New release: Shin Megami Tensei (1994 - SEGA CD) - www.myabandonware.com/game/shin-meg… #abandonware
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Starting a consulting firm where anyone launching a product or service can send us a proposed name and we'll run it by our diverse staff of perverts to let you know if it's already a sex thing.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't know if this is a hot take but when I see horror media proudly advertising as "no gore or jumpscares" it comes across, to me, like when stand-up comedians tell you they're not gonna swear in their set. I don't necessarily need that content, but it tells me your audience is not me.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nearly everytime I've read an article that's like "Critics are divided on X movie" it turns out the critics are actually pretty unified on that front, they just think it's dogshit.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What do you mean Nature's Bananas. Where else were your getting them
Frozen chocolate and peanut butter bananas
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
without naming it post a photo or gif from your favorite TV show
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Twin Peaks Twin Peaks Cinematography
Alt: A horse fades in and out of existence
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Similar vibes as the most pivotal moment in the backstory of The Venture Bros being a screening of Sharky's Machine, so people (heroes and villains alike) refer to "movie night on Gargantua-1" with abject horror.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure but all the stands are Taylor Swift songs. Is this anything
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Important announcement: After seeing today's trailer I will not be buying the game I was already not planning on buying.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's here btw, this isn't officially me promoting it but i figure i should drop the link since i mentioned it lmao
keezyyoung.itch.io
It's Bitter, Baby, and it's Very Sweet by KeezyYoung
A 34-page horror comic. Halloween night, 1994, three kids discover an uncomfortable secret about a girl they know. 2026.
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damien 🥖🐈‍⬛🧣 @damien.zone · 08/09/2026
That said, people saying it looks like AI is both hilarious and sad cause, like. Nah dude I assure you humans can make that shit just fine lmfao
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cat who remembers the Bush administration.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Favorite part of the Odyssey (2026) is whenever Odysseus makes the wrong call and gets some dudes killed he sees Athena looking sad. I'm trying to picture how I feel if I fucked up bad enough at work to see the Virgin Mary.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
1) Not sure how normal this is but if you pre-purchase this at Target it's 30% off, a clear sign of a successful book launch. 2) Does this guy have any ideas other than Squid Game
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finished Psychonauts for the first time and two things: 1) Good game. 2) The Meat Circus is not as hard as the million articles I read about "the hardest levels in games" as a teen made it out to be.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
11 out of 25... despite my best efforts I am still too online.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Folks, can't recommend this game highly enough. If you want a neat detective game, and something spooky to play at Halloween, you can do no better than Blake Manor.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Oh, you're challenging me to a fight?" I slowly strip off my shirt, revealing a full yakuza style back tattoo of a possum screaming. I fall to the ground and stop moving until you leave.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On one hand, I could maybe get away with this because everyone I work with knows I'm deep in the weirdo stuff and have been for a while. On the other, I think I'd come across too much like the guy in The Secret History who reads ancient Greek texts but didn't know about the moon landing.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is 100% on me but I think Christopher Nolan is maybe one of the least exciting popular filmmakers to talk about. This is rough if you are the office movie guy™ because his movies are some of the few that everyone sees and wants to talk about. Like I wish I had more to say about him!
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My Abandonware @myabandonware.com · 20/08/2026
New release: Meet Chuck (1997 - Win 3.x) - www.myabandonware.com/game/meet-chu… #abandonware
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To clarify, as someone who has spent the majority of my life going between the two states: in VT I see occasional MAGA flags. In NH I have seen effigies of Democratic politicians swinging from trees in people's front lawns and David Icke books being sold at library fundraisers.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good times with movies on my end
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Walking in to the AMC and telling them I'm here to see the one with the teens fuckin' and dyin'
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Saw "New Hampshire" and it instantly clicked. If you've never been to New Hampshire, picture if Vermont had a Wario and that'll get you shockingly close to the truth.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
LRT The ecosystem of art critique does, actually, require passionate haters, reading this was good after finding a week of supposed hater articles insufficiently hate-filled.
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Jank @jank.cool · 20/08/2026
Death to the self-playing game. www.jank.cool/death-to-the...
jank.cool
Death to the self-playing game
You auto know better
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Big Yawn!
Black and white rat in a hammock looking sweetly at the camera.  Black and white rat in a hammock yawning at the camera.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So this is how I find out that the later Life is Strange games are set in what is basically my hometown's backyard.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This mixed with Steam having pretty lax rules about explicitly pornographic games on their store is so weird, man. Like is the official company policy that a naked human body is only good for jerking off to?
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
blocked this account immediately
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Borderless Studios - Clock Out at 2 @bt-games-mac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thank you to @blackgirlgamers.bsky.social for sharing about our game on IG! Love to see the excitement and support over there! 🫶🏿 www.instagram.com/p/Db6f7z5jF2D
Microaggressions become literal monster in this horror game. 'Clock Out at 2' is a choice-matters horror putting visuals to the overly common POC femme negative office experience.In the fluorescent-lit corridors of corporate America, Afro-Latina character Celia navigates a daily minefield of microaggressions, unwanted touches, and casual racism.This isn't just another workplace drama, it's a groundbreaking roguelike narrative that transforms the real-world experiences of women of color into an interactive, intensely relatable horror story.The diverse, predominantly POC development team brings authenticity to every aspect of Celia's journey. "Our mission with Clock Out at 2 is to raise awareness about workplace trauma and the importance of mental health, particularly for marginalized communities."
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Highly recommend, after you read all of Vampires in the Lemon Grove of course
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let's go, there is much that is dull and mundane about me.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today's been kind of a mess and having to cancel my ticket for Camp Miasma because I'm not going to finish work in time is what pushes it into "kinda sucks, actually" territory
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 13/08/2026
Let’s all keep this level of angry up when Saber’s Hellraiser game comes out and we don’t buy it.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is why you need actual people around you, not just sycophantic AI. Claude probably thought this was a sick dunk, any human would see it as a profound embarrassment and suggest the legal department take a crack at it first.
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If this place became an actual replacement for pre-Musk twitter I would leave
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I first took (prescribed) ADHD meds I cried because I was able to sit down, listen to music, and understand and appreciate it without getting bored and seeking additional stimuli.
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CatTrigger [Wishlist "Date Time❤️" on STEAM! @cattrigger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I made 4 HORROR GAMES that take 10-minutes to play each Play them for FREE here: itch.io/c/7832940/cattriggers-o2a2-… #indiegames #gamedev #horrorgames #vn
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is a new one: Got a follow from a spam account claiming to sell psychedelics, look what they're selling as ecstasy:
Post claiming a bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows is ecstasy
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Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ow I just sat on my balls
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Shawn Alexander Allen @shawndoublea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Indie devs need to start selling games drm free on CDs with printed art & potentially small manuals (and probably a steam key in the box). Go the full indie merch route. Give your fans another way to support. Indie mucisians sell singles on CDs...
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