Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cooked, then ate half of, a delicious steak. A good evening had by all. 030
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelHatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Oh, you're challenging me to a fight?" I slowly strip off my shirt, revealing a full yakuza style back tattoo of a possum screaming. I fall to the ground and stop moving until you leave. 193
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy bi visibility day, last year I saw Hozier at Fenway and the crowd was 90% women in flowing ethereal dresses and 10% dudes with mullets. 040
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelDr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also means that today my partner gets to bring up one of his favourites: 0302
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelMy Abandonware @myabandonware.com · 21/09/2026New release: Shin Megami Tensei (1994 - SEGA CD) - www.myabandonware.com/game/shin-meg… #abandonware 0195
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Starting a consulting firm where anyone launching a product or service can send us a proposed name and we'll run it by our diverse staff of perverts to let you know if it's already a sex thing. 030
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don't know if this is a hot take but when I see horror media proudly advertising as "no gore or jumpscares" it comes across, to me, like when stand-up comedians tell you they're not gonna swear in their set. I don't necessarily need that content, but it tells me your audience is not me. 150
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nearly everytime I've read an article that's like "Critics are divided on X movie" it turns out the critics are actually pretty unified on that front, they just think it's dogshit. 130
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What do you mean Nature's Bananas. Where else were your getting them 010
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026without naming it post a photo or gif from your favorite TV showstatic.klipy.comTwin Peaks Twin Peaks CinematographyAlt: A horse fades in and out of existence 120
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Similar vibes as the most pivotal moment in the backstory of The Venture Bros being a screening of Sharky's Machine, so people (heroes and villains alike) refer to "movie night on Gargantua-1" with abject horror. 040
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Jojo's Bizarre Adventure but all the stands are Taylor Swift songs. Is this anything 000
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Important announcement: After seeing today's trailer I will not be buying the game I was already not planning on buying. 150
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelKeezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it's here btw, this isn't officially me promoting it but i figure i should drop the link since i mentioned it lmaokeezyyoung.itch.ioIt's Bitter, Baby, and it's Very Sweet by KeezyYoungA 34-page horror comic. Halloween night, 1994, three kids discover an uncomfortable secret about a girl they know. 2026. 0338
Reposted by Hatsune Michaeldamien 🥖🐈⬛🧣 @damien.zone · 08/09/2026That said, people saying it looks like AI is both hilarious and sad cause, like. Nah dude I assure you humans can make that shit just fine lmfao 1101
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Favorite part of the Odyssey (2026) is whenever Odysseus makes the wrong call and gets some dudes killed he sees Athena looking sad. I'm trying to picture how I feel if I fucked up bad enough at work to see the Virgin Mary. 110
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 02/09/20261) Not sure how normal this is but if you pre-purchase this at Target it's 30% off, a clear sign of a successful book launch. 2) Does this guy have any ideas other than Squid Game 020
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Finished Psychonauts for the first time and two things: 1) Good game. 2) The Meat Circus is not as hard as the million articles I read about "the hardest levels in games" as a teen made it out to be. 230
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 31/08/202611 out of 25... despite my best efforts I am still too online. 030
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelCasey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Folks, can't recommend this game highly enough. If you want a neat detective game, and something spooky to play at Halloween, you can do no better than Blake Manor. 113540
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Oh, you're challenging me to a fight?" I slowly strip off my shirt, revealing a full yakuza style back tattoo of a possum screaming. I fall to the ground and stop moving until you leave. 193
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135098679
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026On one hand, I could maybe get away with this because everyone I work with knows I'm deep in the weirdo stuff and have been for a while. On the other, I think I'd come across too much like the guy in The Secret History who reads ancient Greek texts but didn't know about the moon landing. 050
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is 100% on me but I think Christopher Nolan is maybe one of the least exciting popular filmmakers to talk about. This is rough if you are the office movie guy™ because his movies are some of the few that everyone sees and wants to talk about. Like I wish I had more to say about him! 120
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelMy Abandonware @myabandonware.com · 20/08/2026New release: Meet Chuck (1997 - Win 3.x) - www.myabandonware.com/game/meet-chu… #abandonware 1123
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026To clarify, as someone who has spent the majority of my life going between the two states: in VT I see occasional MAGA flags. In NH I have seen effigies of Democratic politicians swinging from trees in people's front lawns and David Icke books being sold at library fundraisers. 020
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Walking in to the AMC and telling them I'm here to see the one with the teens fuckin' and dyin' 020
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Saw "New Hampshire" and it instantly clicked. If you've never been to New Hampshire, picture if Vermont had a Wario and that'll get you shockingly close to the truth. 160
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026LRT The ecosystem of art critique does, actually, require passionate haters, reading this was good after finding a week of supposed hater articles insufficiently hate-filled. 010
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelJank @jank.cool · 20/08/2026Death to the self-playing game. www.jank.cool/death-to-the...jank.coolDeath to the self-playing gameYou auto know better 94546103
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026So this is how I find out that the later Life is Strange games are set in what is basically my hometown's backyard. 010
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This mixed with Steam having pretty lax rules about explicitly pornographic games on their store is so weird, man. Like is the official company policy that a naked human body is only good for jerking off to? 161
Reposted by Hatsune Michaelmax graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 17/08/2026blocked this account immediately 1020013
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelBorderless Studios - Clock Out at 2 @bt-games-mac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Thank you to @blackgirlgamers.bsky.social for sharing about our game on IG! Love to see the excitement and support over there! 🫶🏿 www.instagram.com/p/Db6f7z5jF2D 0166
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Highly recommend, after you read all of Vampires in the Lemon Grove of course 011
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Let's go, there is much that is dull and mundane about me. 120
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Today's been kind of a mess and having to cancel my ticket for Camp Miasma because I'm not going to finish work in time is what pushes it into "kinda sucks, actually" territory 010
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 13/08/2026Let’s all keep this level of angry up when Saber’s Hellraiser game comes out and we don’t buy it. 6461114
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is why you need actual people around you, not just sycophantic AI. Claude probably thought this was a sick dunk, any human would see it as a profound embarrassment and suggest the legal department take a crack at it first. 080
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If this place became an actual replacement for pre-Musk twitter I would leave 120
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026When I first took (prescribed) ADHD meds I cried because I was able to sit down, listen to music, and understand and appreciate it without getting bored and seeking additional stimuli. 180
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelCatTrigger [Wishlist "Date Time❤️" on STEAM! @cattrigger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I made 4 HORROR GAMES that take 10-minutes to play each Play them for FREE here: itch.io/c/7832940/cattriggers-o2a2-… #indiegames #gamedev #horrorgames #vn 0144
Hatsune Michael @decoster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This is a new one: Got a follow from a spam account claiming to sell psychedelics, look what they're selling as ecstasy: 1142
Reposted by Hatsune MichaelShawn Alexander Allen @shawndoublea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Indie devs need to start selling games drm free on CDs with printed art & potentially small manuals (and probably a steam key in the box). Go the full indie merch route. Give your fans another way to support. Indie mucisians sell singles on CDs... 158721