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Joseph Phelps

@h-k-j.bsky.social
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Sci fi/fantasy novelist, satirist, and proud disabled dog dad. Dog is disabled, and so am I! Co-author of the BuyMort series.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stelynn
@lifeofstelynn   “You seem off today.”   Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AOC: “ICE is a rogue, lawless paramilitary and surveillance agency. It does not belong in NYC and should not exist in 🇺🇸. Abolish ICE.”
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a guy from a very old medical book - with knives all over him

I'm used to it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
Kevin McCallister walking down a hallway in Resident Evil saying "hey! I'm not afraid anymore"

Then the second frame is the Resident Evil Dog™™ jumping through the window and making Kevin scream
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By Kevin Wada
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It shouldn’t be considered “radical” to believe people should have their basic needs met. That we’re entitled to food, water, shelter and healthcare. That they shouldn’t be things you have to “earn”. It’s far more radical to vote against taking care of people just to enrich the billionaire class.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope you wake up in as good a mood as this happy pup: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
is every ad gambling now, like do other companies even advertise anymore or has the economy completed its transformation into casino
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Joseph Phelps @h-k-j.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Occasionally I have to wonder how many American service men and women have been shuffled loose their mortal coils by this war. I think, if there's a fair vote, the midterms should be a referendum on transparency around this war, among other causes. Big if there, though.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This kind-hearted rescuer visits the dog he saved in its forever home every year, and their bond couldn’t be more pure.. ❤️
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can’t have a dignified or ethical Assisted Dying policy without guaranteeing disabled & marginalized people are assisted to live. Eugenics and capitalism go hand in hand. As long as we’re seen as “expendable”… these programs will never be “dignified”.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What the Hasan Piker Freakout Is Actually About www.kenklippenstein.com/p/what-the-h...
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What the Hasan Piker Freakout Is Really About
Five sneaky phrases Washington uses to control your vote
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Joseph Phelps @h-k-j.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@playstation.com really making it easy to boycott them over their policy of monopoly by releasing games that people strongly dislike. Ruining the Wolverine wasn't easy, but you pulled it off. Congratulations.
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HiMyNameisChair 🏳️‍⚧️ @himynameischair.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sony really, truly has just lost the plot. They turned down a new gane from Kojima. They've locked one of their most creative & technically competent studios into a loop of marvel games that are apparently not all that good anymore. They really have forgotten what made their platform successful.
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Frost Llamzon @frostllamzon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Quick Valheim artwork to celebrate the release.
Artwork by Illustrator Frost llamzon depicting a player character from the game valheim wearing the bear set armor.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 03/09/2026
Art by • Yoshitaka Amano
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If a regular Joe ignores a federal subpoena: contempt, fines, maybe jail. Leon Black ignores one…and hires lawyers to sue the committee that sent it. The law isn't broken. It's working as purchased.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sucks that to make AI they had to essentially take the computer I was gonna get
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“If the FDA is announcing recalls, how is it a cull?” Not everyone checks recall lists These contaminants wouldn’t be in the food without deregulation People going to food banks get no choice in what they receive People with food insecurity can’t afford to toss recalled food 🧵
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Gentle Wolf @gentlewolf81.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sony: All your games are belong to us! Xbox: We want you to have your old games playable on your current system, so here you go Nintendo: Here's another awesome free update for Mario Kart 8dx so you can have 8 player split-screen with your friends What a weird time to be a game fan
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if we don't own our games i don't think $50-70 is a reasonable price to pay to borrow them.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Cowboy Roll” • Pen, colored pencil, and copic gray marker on paper. A lone cowboy sits atop a hill in the foreground. He yells out to his colleagues “last one” before rolling down the hill like a silly boy. When he reaches the bottom he sits up and says “just one more.” In the background of the piece we see two other cowboys on their horses and a 3rd horse eating grass. It’s likely these cowboys have been waiting here for sometime. Artist’s note: I like the line work and expressions in this one. I try to keep most of my drawings as single panels so creating movement and time-lapse in one frame is a good challenge.
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I honestly feel bad for the younger generation and how they are priced out of the hobbies. Expensive PC parts, expensive toys, expensive games and now expensive video game consoles. It's insanity, this isn't normal.
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it?
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone deserves to have their basic needs met. No one’s worth should be dependent upon their job, bank balance or ability to produce for capitalism. We are not the arbiters of another person’s value. Healthcare, food, water, housing and UBI should be provided to all. Watch the world change.
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Triploi★ @triploi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When you hear the US has a trillion dollar military budget it sounds terrifying and invincible But then you realise all that money is just being embezzled by defence contractors and corrupt politicians And the truth is, the US military is incredibly brittle and its morale is collapsing in realtime
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Art by Confounded Fowl, from Reddit

This comic by Confounded Fowl pokes fun at the massive scale of the Marvel cosmic entity Galactus by showing him straddling the globe. While the Fantastic Four confront him in New York, his legs casually land on a beach in Perth, Australia, where a local sunbather greets him with an unbothered "Ayo bro."
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
whole lotta y'all really pretending like you wouldn't also leave marco rubio to certain death
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The President is polling poorly which is good because otherwise we might just let him do a bunch of illegal stuff
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Everyday I still wake up hoping that one of these days I’ll open my eyes and be in a different timeline and realize that I just dreamed up people just accepting shitty propaganda tv hosts and some wanker tech bros ruining the world. And everyday I’m like bitch manifest harder.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When you follow the news everyday because you want to be informed
A Barbie doll in pajamas, leaning against a wall outside a mental hospital
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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Roddy McDowall chilling on the set of PLANET OF THE APES (1968)
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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A data center was just shut down in Wisconsin after the town council refused to have private talks with the developer and told them everything would include public approval That’s how it’s done, folks
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 30/07/2026
this owl has just about had it with the bullshit and me too
tired looking owl peeping out of a wooden thing.
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Frost Llamzon @frostllamzon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thank you for the love for the new piece! Here are some more of my Darktide pieces.
Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a group of player characters from the game darktide charging forward against a group of nurgle cultists. From the left is: psyker, arbiter, veteran, ogryn and zealot.Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting an ogryn punching a daemon host from the game warhammer 40k darktide.Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a group of player characters from the game warhammer 40k darktide. From left is: zealot, veteran, ogryn, hive scum, psyekr and arbiter.Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a group of characters from the game warhammer 40k: Darktide. From left is: Veteran, ogryn, zealot and psyker.
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Anthony Avon .Art @anthonyavonart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sunday sketching!
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Frost Llamzon @frostllamzon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
New Darktide fan art done! These are always fun.
Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a group of player characters from the game Warhammer 40k: Darktide. From Left: Hive scum, Skitarii, Zealot, Ogryn, Veteran, Arbites and Psyker. They are charging towards the viewer, weapons at the ready.
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/02/2026
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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