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gym Jordans

@gymjordan.kids

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Not your daily driver Jordans, the ratty old ones you keep at the gym. Not a congress critter. Probably just a pair of shoes. Knows and calls a spade when he sees one. (He/Him but no biggie - respects you and your preference always 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️)

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gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 22/10/2026

It was always a russian operation

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.
- Nikita Khrushchev - 1954

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 22/10/2026

Ween The Pod Cover
Deaner wearing presumable muff diving apparatus

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 17/10/2026

"The Big Lebowski" reference - a bowling pin with three wraps of yellow text ribbon reading "Nothing is fucked here, Dude"

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 17/10/2026

Althea ~ Anthea

that's the joke

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 15/10/2026

When the computer doesn't do what you tell it and you hold the power button for like a minute

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 13/10/2026

The Gong Show
1976-1980

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 13/10/2026

Then may I suggest you smoke Kents?

Kent
With the blue nicronite filter

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 12/10/2026

DRAGNET

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 11/10/2026

bot

shitty pro-israel reply bot

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 10/10/2026

strawman bullshit from an intellectually dishonest coward

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 10/10/2026

off the chain like Kunta Kinte with a MAC-10

Kunta Kinte with a MAC-10

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 10/10/2026

Melkor = a Maia who learned dark magic and rebelled against his creator. Think Lucifer.

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 10/10/2026

"That's a gift for you, Bumblebee."

"That's a gift for you, Bumblebee."
-IASIP Dennis and Dee in a higher spinclass

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 10/10/2026

The Russians have been working this plan for at least the last 70 years

"We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the US. We will destroy you from within." Nikita Khrushchev, 11/18/1956
Krusschev portait in upper left, rapist felon, treasonous traitor pedophile sack of human dogshit below

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 08/10/2026

here's some more of his rotting jags/collateral while we're here

bunch of old jaguars in a billionaire's hoard for cheating us all out of paying taxes

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 07/10/2026

I used to work in a building with one of these and visited it regularly

Jaguar XJ220 rear quarter

Jaguar XJ220 front quarter

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 04/10/2026

Line Rider sled guy

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 03/10/2026

fell for it again airways

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 03/10/2026

gotta catch 'em all! (they are infinite)

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 03/10/2026

Spread your ear pollution, both far and wide. Keep your contributions, by your side and.. STROKE BOY'S STRUGGLIN'!

STROKE! STROKE!

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 30/09/2026

Matthew McConaughey out parking

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 28/09/2026

hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

Sexy Little Toaster

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 27/09/2026

They're right, you know..

DS9 Benjamin, The Prophet pointing

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 20/09/2026

Bob's Burgers Sandy Frye eating at Jimmy Pesto's says "I was in a lot of commercials today."

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 20/09/2026

Chex Quest - the cereal box Doom clone that raised me

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 18/09/2026

like, wtf is this?

SNDK chart 9/18/26 showing massive spike 15 min before close.
Up 10.99% today

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 14/09/2026

Erika did it

Erika Kirk, prime suspect in vandalism of Chuck E. Squirt statue

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 11/09/2026

Rudy expecting to do yet another pedophilia, hand down pants on hotel bed

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 11/09/2026

The one where Frank tries to hang himself at Paddy's but his neck is so thick/absent it has no effect.
"Don't try to stop me."
IASIP scene with Danny Devito hanging by neck from dive bar rafters

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 10/09/2026

The Big Short ratings agency lady in super dark sunglasses scene

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 10/09/2026

Right on schedule. It's practically like cockwork.

Downdetector.com showing rising Grindr outage

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 08/09/2026

The best displays over time:

Smart to dumb bell curve scale meme with "I'm dumb" on tails, "I'm smart" as raging median

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 06/09/2026

George Carlin holding mouth and looking aghast at camera as Thomas looks side-eyed in disgust

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 03/09/2026

Practically since the ottoman empire

Herter Brothers Ottoman, 1881-2, rosewood with marquetry of various woods, cedar and cut silk velvet, High Museum of Art

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 30/08/2026

Therapist looks at Donnie Darko incredulously

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 30/08/2026

24yo Mike Johnson next to his recently-adopted (definitely not for intimate reasons!) 16yo son and also his dipshit beard bitch

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 29/08/2026

World's richest pedophile loser robot dog edition

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 29/08/2026

Horizon Zero Dawn - Aloy stalks a corrupted robot dog

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 28/08/2026

Rick and Morty cartoon scene of a cored and on her phone Summer sitting in front of her bedroom window while her excited friend in Twin Peaks uniform looks on hormonally at Jerry of all the goddamned lumps of man

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 26/08/2026

Roko's Modern Basilisk
"That was a hoot!"

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 25/08/2026

"Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good."
IASIP Dee Reynolds sits on poor therapist lady's couch demanding affirmation

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 25/08/2026

80's Sesame Street toy car of Big Bird delivering the Sesame Street mail

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 24/08/2026

forehead vein kid meme - wonder if he's had an aneurism yet?

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 23/08/2026

Perhaps a delicious chili?

South Park scene where Scott Tenorman eats a big bowl of chili that he really enjoys. Just like mom used to make.

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 22/08/2026

Man hands you cigarette filter first, his expression suggests the offer is non-negotiable. Another man stands smoking just behind him while looking on expectantly.
Two older men in front in almost track suits in front of Japanese temple or some such.

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 21/08/2026

Isn't this the guy who's blood boy's blood is actively rejecting him?

Brian Johnson plays Tobias Funke in Arrested Development after receiving very natural looking hair plug that then go on to reject the rest of his body.

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 21/08/2026

Yeah, and Mitt's car rooftop pooch

DOG
* ON THE ›
ROOF!
ON THE ROAD WITH MITT &
THE MUTT
BRUCE KLUGER & DAVID SLAVIN
ILLUSTRATED BY COLLEEN CLAPP

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 20/08/2026

Harrison Ford and Cookie Monster getting frantic in latest Iranian dis track drop

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 15/08/2026

Cover of Kurt Vonnegut's "Fates Worse Than Death"
Middle-aged Kurt with low reading glasses stands in a field of waste-high sunflowers.

gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids · 11/08/2026

"That's bait"
Mad Max Furry Road meme