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Elegy Graft

@gustav-grift.bsky.social
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I write the stories that make readers ask the important questions, like, "Is reading actually good?" and "Why isn't this site better moderated?" Formerly published as Gustav Grift. (They/Them)

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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am “I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed” years old
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Si F Sweetman @sifsweetman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you can't do a Crime Pull-Up they don't let you go on jobs. #FriendsAtTheTable #Perpetua
An aerial view as the irate chef, Uncle Nicky, and the Terrapine gear-head Jonathan hang from the side of the Airship, The Adventure Beckons, on a giant fork. Uncle Nicky is flexing out of his chef''s coat attempting to pull the two of them aboard lest they fall into the nebulous clouds and collapsing castle below.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/09/2026
I just think fast casual establishments should be bound by hipaa
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 26/09/2026
There's another aspect to this as far as fictional creatures go. Neopets have a gravitational pull that is hard to resist but it is morally wrong to design a neopet on purpose or by accident
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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 26/09/2026
Gen 1 pokemon are mostly pure pokemon with some digimon mixed in. With gen 2 you already start to get some neopets mixed in. Phanpy is 2 to 1 neopets/digimon, for instance
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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 26/09/2026
You can graph any creature on a ternary plot between pokemon, digimon and neopets. For instance Blastoise is mostly pokemon, a little digimon and not really any neopets. Lucario is still mostly pokemon but a lot more digimon in there. Gatomon is sort of right in the middle of all 3.
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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's been a year of my doing all kinds of ceramics painting, original hand-painted imagery on pre-manufactured 'bare' ceramic ware. I'll post some of the 2026 harvest here from time-to-time this and next week...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just like the rest of us on this website!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A trans woman says "man, my shoulders are so clocky..." Another one confides "I think my hawline is the clockiest part of me." She asks another trans woman "what about you Judy?" Judy says "I would have to say the penis."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026
a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
we have always been here and we always will
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 31/08/2026
I call it, "Calendar Slayer" and the entire game is finding a time for 100 people to spend 1 hour creating characters they'll never play.
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Jack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ttrpg jam where the minimum player count is 100 players
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Last night I almost got killed in the pit by a trombone slide to the skull. There's always next time 🤷‍♀️
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Avery Alder, Buried Without Ceremony @lackingceremony.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Do you love any of the games that I have created? Whether it's Monsterhearts, Dream Askew, The Quiet Year, Going For Broke, or a deeper cut, now would be a great time to hit quote-tweet and tell your friends about it! It's been a slow month. 💕✨ store.buriedwithoutceremony.com
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Buried Without Ceremony
My name is Avery Alder, and for the past eighteen years I’ve been designing tabletop roleplaying games. These are games about community, relationships, doubt, queerness, and the collapse of civilizati...
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Impossible to add up all Avery's done for the medium. But easy to say how much her work helped me come to understand how to play, facilitate, and design games. Also, they're fun as hell, you should buy them!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Be kind to the horniest people you have ever met, they are having a terrible week
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And yet he lives.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think it's probably really good to be beloved. I think people should be wonderful, too.
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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 24/08/2026
When I go to a restaurant I imagine everyone in back of house talking about how good my order was. "He got all the best stuff" they say, "never been done before" they say
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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Truly. If I like everyone in my bubble then my bubble sounds pretty lit?
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I, for one, actually think it's a *good* thing that my fart joke mutuals also hate nazis.
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The classic Star Trek question is, "Do I want to be this person, or do I want to kiss this person?" The classic Star Trek answer is, "Yes."
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was just thinking about how @chucktingle.bsky.social describes his way of buds, and now I'm wondering, when the mask finally comes off, will it be me under there?
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Avery Alder, Buried Without Ceremony @lackingceremony.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In the future wars where there are murderbot operators and the wastelanders that they hunt down and dissolve into nutrient slurry, my only hope is that the goo they extract from my corpse is bitter and unusable.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i have apparently pissed off the sizable portion of Bluesky who would like you to believe that they don't speed and that only bad people drive faster than the posted limit
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17/08/2026
rip | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE and ANOTHER GIRL are sitting at a bar.
MATTIE: I'M JUST LIKE…WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG!
GIRL: I LIKE TO THINK OF MY PRE-TRANSITION SELF AS AN OLD FRIEND THAT CARRIED ME TO WHERE I NEEDED TO BE.

PANEL 2: The OTHER GIRL puts a hand on MATTIE'S shoulder.
GIRL: IT TOOK THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT WAS GOING TO TAKE.
GIRL: HOW DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF FROM THEN?

PANEL 3: MATTIE, in the nude, covered in blood, hunched over a corpse. She's holding big chunks of it, clearly having eaten it.
MATTIE: HAHAH GET FUCKED IDIOT!

PANEL 4: MATTIE, back in the bar, closing her eyes.
MATTIE: BASICALLY THE SAME.
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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My place doesn’t have AC so on cool summer mornings, I get out of bed as soon as I wake up, open all my windows and doors, and then get back in bed and listen to the birds while the cool air flows in. It’s one of my favorite things about summer.
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In the cemetery near me, there's a grave of a circus performer who died in our town 120 years ago. When the circus comes back here they come and visit her grave.
A gravestone that reads: Eva Clark died Oct 7, 1906, Aged 25 years
Erected 1923 by Friends with Hagenbeck Wallace Circus
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hear me out: Commander Data portrait tattoo tramp stamp
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Booze Cruisetamante @danceofoi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh good, I was hoping someone with a podcast would weigh in
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The episode of TNG where they determine that Data is legally a person has me sobbing. Also, every time the douchebag monster of the week guy misgendered Data, I kept hoping Riker would clobber him.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"I'm sorry, you can't build your hospital here. This is the traditionally accepted resting place of Farto the Troll from the beloved children's book Farto and the Stink Wizards." Several adult human beings: "Okay."
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
PlutoTV has done more for trans people in 2026 than the Democratic Party has in the last decade and it's not even close.
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I came here to do two things: watch Star Trek TNG and cry. Looks like I'll never be outta TNG!
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Kiya Nicoll @kiyanicoll.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Flawless.
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Zuul Nightingale🚪 @danaenight.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
it's about time
now that's what I can music font generator made to say, 'now is the time of monsters'
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Well, you know what they always say. Kill 'em-- BANG --with Kind ...Ness. Kindness. Oh jeez I thought that would flow better. Huh. Gotta do something about that! Ha! Anywhoo, where's that bomb?"
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) posting that Richard Kind should be 007
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Elegy Graft @gustav-grift.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love when the world realizes that my people still practice the Olde Ways: www.sevendaysvt.com/music/albums...
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Album Review: McAsh, ‘FSTVL SZN’ | Seven Days
While the EP comprises just three hilarious, punk-infused songs, it solidifies the Windsor group’s status as Vermont’s best — and maybe only — ska band.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/08/2026
"the protections of the first amendment" is a phrase used to refer to the special No Yelling at Me force field that mother says i DESERVE :(
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
when i jumped to the recipe the website called me a bitch
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?
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