Reposted by Guilherme Figueirajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What is your favourite Internet speed 431375
Reposted by Guilherme Figueirajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Doctor says i need to be hooked up to a machine. doesn't know what kind yet. "definitely some kind of machine" he says 1430526
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 15/02/2026Does “by the front gate” count? (It probably doesn’t) 010
Reposted by Guilherme Figueirabrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 20/01/2026me: can I try satan: no me: why not satan pausing xbox: well it wouldn’t be hell then would it 116530
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15/01/2026chief: ok what do we have here dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house chief: and what crime did he commit dog cop: are you being serious 333652
Reposted by Guilherme Figueiraflávio bolsonaro na cabeça da minha pica @pirataria.online · 01/01/2026como é curiosa a língua né? por exemplo, "gatilho", que é um gato bem pequeno, em inglês já é "trigger", que é um gato bem maior. 211848660
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraJulie @mononym.bsky.social · 01/01/2026it you actually believe that "meta" means "most effective tactic available" I'm stealing something from your house 1164
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/12/2025My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself. 71382194
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/12/2025new computer day 1: carefully arranging folders on desktop, only downloading programs I use day 30: hitting ‘Open Anyways’ on security warning for Dune2_Mp4.exe 334416
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraThat catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 27/10/2025 136575
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 18/11/2025Cuzcuz paulista: just a bunch of stuff, really: Corn flour, cassava flour, salted water, butter, fresh white shrimp, lemon juice, salt and black pepper, oil, chopped onion, chopped cilantro, tomato purée, crushed malagueta peppers, peas, olives, hard-boiled egg, hearts of palm, shrimp for garnish. 100
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraMestre Strelnikov @guihmds.bsky.social · 03/11/2025aí você pega o seu corolla 2008 xei 🛞🚘automático prata NOSSA 😮🙄 que maravilha hein irmão ✨💩💩✨ pega sua mina 👩 💁♀️aniversário de namoro 🎉👩❤️👨💝 já leva ela no outback né ribs on the barbie 🥩🍖🤤 ooo mano q diferente hein 😱🙄 14013
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 13/10/2025Na minha escola, a gente cantava o hino enquanto hasteava bandeira, e um aluno era sempre escolhido pra isso. Muito dahora. Uma vez eu (3a-4a série) fui escolhido, e perguntaram se eu ia vir no dia. Falei “não sei, preciso ver com meus pais” (era um dia normal de aula). Escolheram outra pessoa. 010
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 12/09/2025@joseli.to fala sr! Primeiramente muito grato pelo down.blue, fodido o serviço tá? Segundo, vira e mexe o link de download fica processando sem fim, só deixando baixar o .ts. É sabido isso já?down.blueVideo Downloader for BlueskyDownload (and convert!) Bluesky videos with ease! 220
Reposted by Guilherme Figueiraderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2025some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly 222136201507
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 26/08/2025IBM Aptiva K32(?). Chessmaster 5000. Cartoonnetwork.com (the only website I knew, and used its existence to try and convince my dad to get internet). I once deleted files for Chessmaster 5000 and the icon broke (became blank), so I quickly turned the pc off to try and undo it. Didn’t work. 020
Reposted by Guilherme Figueiraceej @ceej.online · 21/06/2024they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago 9661109
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 29/07/2025If drinking water and exercising is so good for me why wont i do it, idiot? Checkmate 56810
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Me and the boys going around to find this guy 1430116
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/06/2023No such thing as unskilled labor 013723
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 28/06/2025a h h , Y E S ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . ! 1394
Reposted by Guilherme FigueiraTo+ @trompa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Eu tenho a oportunidade de fazer um Guilherme passar por uma situação muito engraçada 1111
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 18/06/2025@dead.moment37games.com @tiosolid.com acho que só vocês vão apreciar youtu.be/DX_zzdnMMYA?...youtu.beThe Art of Wasting Everyone's TimeYouTube video by Noodle 120
Reposted by Guilherme Figueiralittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025If you don’t like Bluesky you don’t like Brazilians, simples como 1232
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 10/06/2025Meu deus minha mãe desenterrando coisa de mãe, incrível. 120
Reposted by Guilherme Figueirapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I will never call it “Roland Garros”. If they don’t want it being called the French Open they should hold it somewhere that isn’t France 1431417
Reposted by Guilherme Figueiradead @dead.moment37games.com · 06/06/2025ig'rej'a c'a't'óli'ca a'p'ostró'fi'ca 'ro'm'ana' 222990
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 31/05/2025@wendel.scardua.net eu gosto que 5x5 dá pra resolver só por vibes, aí é só ir clicando 030
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 12/05/2025Eu tou tão tristinho… ninguém quer me dar um GTI MK1 conversível? :( 010
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 05/05/2025@marcusnunes.me moço bonito, eu tenho uma dúvida de estatística/modelagem, você me ajuda? 100
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 02/05/2025It’s so good to find a glimpse of the old internet in the wild. This dude just posted a hand drawn ignition diagram of a 1972 BMW S2002 because he “always forgets”. A bunch of people are thanking him. Wild stuff, I love it. 000
Guilherme Figueira @guifig.com.br · 20/04/2025@moxfield.com Hi there! Is there a way to export my collection binder with the price info? It lists it when I'm editing it, but I can't seem to export it with pricing info. 110
