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Strong Cuban Gamer. I love nature and my pets and take photos of those things. Photography page: freshairhikes.bsky.social

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Impressed with the level of nuance they gave Sebulba, the pod racer that walks on his hands like they’re feet from Episode 1.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 14h
the other day i opened instagram, a longtime friend posted wedding photos and I felt so happy for them. realized instantly this was the best it was gonna get and did not check phone the rest of the day 😇 you can just do that
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23h
a cool thing you can do when you see something online is be like ah ok then go and do something else
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 14h
guy had comedy chops. imagine everyone around him thinking "man this is a crazy bit 😂" until it clearly wasnt a bit
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 15h
these people are rightfully mad that mamdani is throwing money at psychotic zionist orgs and you are dumb as fuck
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 16h
it sucks that this is all AI shit, but it is funny that the *only* useful thing AI can do is piracy
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 16h
damn dude i hope youre thru the worst of it
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 18h
going to rainier this weekend. crowds have been crazy so im going to outcrazy them and show up at 530am
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18h
Yummy yummy
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 18h
which game is this?
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 21h
gonna try to see resident evil tonight.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"mmm playing singleplayer game with a full second+ of input delay, i love this Cloud Streaming" - Benjamin Netanyahu
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(fires everyone) sorry no money yeah we paid an obscene amount for exclusive rights to a cloud service 30 people total will use
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
once again watching TV has come in handy. i spotted an ai generated paycheck because it used a business name from better call saul lmfao
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she sucked for a long time. essentially making a new hero is a lot better than nerfing her out of existence lol
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the whole problem w sombra is that she only ever fought on her terms. literally invisible until youre hacked and kills you in 0.2 seconds. that just isnt interesting to play against and it ruined the flow of the game. like the tf2 spy but a lot worse
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sombra patch notes: Hack removed. famous ww2 pic of soldiers reading Hitler Dead newspapers
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they are doing book burnings and censoring TV that threatens their power. you have to fight back. you have to be willing to say "we are going to eradicate fox news and the billionaire owned fascist media empire"
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a democratic presidential candidate that loudly says "i am going to take a sledgehammer to all these bullshit monopolies and give you healthcare" will turn the bible belt blue
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By firing thousands of people. Canceling tons of shows and movies and deleting them from existence for tax write-offs.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Democrats caved and/or facilitated this monopolization of practically every major media property in the US into the hands of a MAGA fascist psychopath. If the US had an opposition party, each of its presidential contenders would would vow to dissolve this monopoly by any means necessary.

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@DiscussingFilm
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount.

Assets:

• TNT
• CBS
• CNN
• MTV
• TCM
• Showtime
• Adult Swim
• DC Studios
• Paramount+
• Nickelodeon
• HBO/HBO Max
• Comedy Central
• Cartoon Network

Film Rights:

• Star Trek
• Gremlins
• Beetlejuice
• DC Comics
• Tom & Jerry
• Harry Potter
• Citizen Kane
• Transformers
• A Quiet Place
• Looney Tunes
• The Conjuring
• Mortal Kombat
• Game of Thrones
• Dora The Explorer
• Mission Impossible
• The Lord of the Rings
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Dune 3 (distribution rights)
• Minecraft (distribution rights)
• MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot of my coworkers are EE and middleeastern and they dont give a shit about halloween. meanwhile my desk is covered in little bats and pumpkins, and im wearing candy corn earrings 🎃
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i hate being the guy that owns the fighting game so I feel like a bully if friends come over to play. i cant imagine bringing the earth cooker calculator to game night to ensure I win. so many levels of psychosis going on there. some people do not belong in polite society
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
china: invests in and subsidizes auto industry, gets dirt cheap space tech electric vehicles that puts the west to shame USA: invests in and subsidizes auto industry, basically lets them run the government. 8mpg giant truck $150k, no trains, evs or solar allowed because must sell giant truck
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(eating sandpaper) only a child would add sugar to this
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I am going to use AI to beat my loser unemployed friends at a game I don't respect. This will improve my social standing" is exactly the logic I'd expect from an AI bro
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
theyll kick and scream but somethings gotta give lol. people arent buying new cars
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
budget chinese EVs are under $12k and have way better performance btw. theyre eventually going to creep into western markets at those prices lol
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cars last longer than ever and belts are tighter than ever. why would you buy a new car for 30k when you can buy a used car for half that and it still has another 200k+ miles of life left
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
affordable (30,000$) people expect under 20k when you say affordable, which doesnt exist anymore lol
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really like this! Well done Rob 🙌
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
still thinking about "mario's eye view"
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the lot of them work for the same wealthy donors. but one party thinks its all a game theyre united in, so they dont get the real daggers out.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sure it is
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Playing Titanfall 2 again and it just fills you with sadness, that specific strain of narrative first person shooter that Half-life wrought basically does not exist any more in that same way. We barely get a confusing single player campaign stapled to a multiplayer game any more.
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
reasonable naturals
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
some people really do need to go outside. no, people that order mcdonalds are not evil zionists that deserve death. go on a walk and pet someones dog. make smalltalk. stop looking at computer for a while youve had too much computer and im taking your keys.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my dogs start doing a turn based battle of yawning and stretching. they get so excited and kick off the walls when we say "bed time" or "sleep" and the second they hit the mattress they collapse. love them
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slump @slumpseal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hhunger..
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"if i do like anything, even just folding my clothes, i start sweating buckets, I get dizzy and weak" doc: oh shit sorry. you were dying mildly. we can reduce that medication.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
turns out ive been dealing w the early stages of seratonin syndrome for like 2 weeks, cut those meds and instantly feel lighter than air and i was able to do way more working out lol. thanks doc 😇
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wearing an explosive collar that detonates if I purchase a game when im not done with my current game
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we stayed up chattin and daisy just wanted to go to bed
pittie dog daisy in a pumpkin sweater passed out on the couch
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