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@guaranteedcrits.bsky.social
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Strong Cuban Gamer. I love nature and my pets and take photos of those things. Photography page: freshairhikes.bsky.social

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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
thank you for spreading awareness
picture of a skull with tiny green peanut brain. caption "Fig a. Emptying of the skull characteristic of end-stage Poster's Madness"
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
seeing a dermatologist soon. i specifically chose one that has hair so i dont recreate this picture irl
shoulder grab meme where everyone is bald
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
always so happy to be here :)
Mount Rainier
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
its been foggy. like an irl halloween event
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sombra patch notes: Hack removed. famous ww2 pic of soldiers reading Hitler Dead newspapers
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we stayed up chattin and daisy just wanted to go to bed
pittie dog daisy in a pumpkin sweater passed out on the couch
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bro look at this guy. only in mobile games 🥲
dragon quest ham shamwitch with a jack-o'-lantern hat
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
daisy makes sure im up at 6am every day. shes so kind
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
theres a nature trail by the office. i love fall
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
loading up fortnite
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
learn to sit back and observe meme
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 2 millionth puff piece about sam altmans brazen crime spree framed as 'genius' came out and I have some thoughts about the kind of human slime that would write such pieces. but im going to stay chill.
learn to sit back and observe meme
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
witcher 3 next week. im so hype boys
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lmfao
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i dont think it gets any clearer that microsoft is fucked. laid off hundreds of employees with decades of experience in an effort to cut with no plan. remaining employees are anonymously telling the press that the mood in the office is "everyone is standing on the plank wondering when they'll fall."
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my top 9 games :)
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"i reject my body's aches and complaints. mind over matter. i can do 1000ft elevation the day after a migraine." later that day:
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
spotted on the way to a hike
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thinking about how if i still lived in florida i would simply die
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
these stupid freaks are going to summon Him
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
more games should look like this IMHO.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lamenting and agonizing over whether or not im getting the zelda remake because some stuff looks horrific but some of it looks beautiful
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gm
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
thank you for supporting me in this blizzard time. heres a Daisy for your trouble
white and brown pitbull, daisy on a couch
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
bros,
enter the gungeon arcade cabinet
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
huh i was looking in the wrong places. still took months to nail down lol
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AAAAAAA they shared my pics to their story im freaking out
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
realizing that i subconsciously expected the game to look like the handbook art. like Link's smash ultimate model is perfect and i expected them to look like this with a stylized, vibrant world that revolved around this look
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this place was serene.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
went to a nature reserve today
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
when Tifa shows up in kh2
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the enemy designs in kingdom hearts 2 are so good. look at this guy. his name is "bad dog"
heartless bad dog from kh2
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is diabolical. hey guys do you want to play mario kart 8 for the next 4 hours
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
now this is fucking content
northernlion thumbnail: Ranking every chair ever
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
critical update: after a month, daisy and yuji are best friends and daisy lays on top of yuji all the time
brown white spotted pittie Daisy laying on top of Yuji, a black rottie shephard mix
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this man cannot be stopped this is so cool lmao
yt thumbnail pannenkoek: "sm64 1 Key TAS But Every Frame is a Strip of Land that Moves Across the Screen"
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
daisy is not getting the whole Go Outside To Pee thing. we have a little dog button to let her out, and shes even pressing it to be let outside! but sometimes shes like "whatever" and pees on the floor. working on it. however:
My dogs yuji and daisy on the couch. yuji is a black shephard rottie mix, daisy is a white and brown pittie
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
no ones coming for your games because a few indie titles full of good ideas and fun were successful, the industry destroyed itself chasing fortnite. this is petulant lmao
article excerpt:
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
banger
the onion article.
myth: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

fact: You are the poor.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
rereading chainsawman a bit. funny everyone flipped out over not getting everything explained and answered. the manga sets the precedent over and over that youre just not gonna know shit. snake girl is the ringleader of a big pivotal moment and tone shift and she just dies, never seen again.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
you know ur listening to straight ass when you click on a music video on youtube and it shows you an ad for indeed
being hunted down in gmod by a towering job application
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
john wick sprite fortnite john wick sprite fortnite john wick sprite fortnite john wick sprite fortnite john wi
john wick sprite fortnite
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
looked at the meteor shower last night. it was awesome
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
anyway im learning how to draw because i want to accurately describe tattoos i want to my wife and its very difficult. how do you artist people do this? first drawing ever in like 20 years so get your yucks in
crude pen drawing of the maiden in black from  demon souls
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
taking care of a puppy again is a lot of work, shes teething which means chewing on anything and everything so I cant let her out of sight. however:
Daisy, a white and brown pittie curled up on a couch
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
poppy owned. interesting opening bands too
poppy singing
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
poogie from monster hunter shattering the brain fog
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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