Reposted by Puns N' RosesUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.” 730860
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 12hstuff like socialists barely agreeing in 2026 that Zionism has a racism problem helps clarify why WW2 analogies are inadequate. 1940s equivalents of this 'special relationship' would be a Nazi Germany wholly reliant on the rest of the West, UK arresting grandmas for protesting the Holocaust etc etc. 110
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the worst thing about having to update your priors about Imperial China concubine theory is that Kalshi won't even let you bet on it 010
Reposted by Puns N' RosesSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time 521480
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026can't even parody the New York "Jew for a free Palestine" in bio guy constantly whining about being the victim of online leftwing antisemitism like the more I do this the more Twitter rendos tell me to stfu, which proves it's a real crisis and also I now get why Neera Tanden is like that 😫 141
Reposted by Puns N' RosesLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me 351376279
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 30/09/2026yeah it's gotta be the crisis of left antisemitism on Twitter, why else would a supposed leftist criticize Zohran's Talmud posting about combating hate and all bad things 152
Reposted by Puns N' RosesBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/05/20262nd grade boys discussing what the biggest dinosaurs were 131450164
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what would it take for all major Western media to act as, eg, Papua New Guinea state media the way they do for Israel even if it was tourism PR instead of genocide propaganda? how could mere lobbying for another small state secure anything close to the institutional US/Western allegiance to Israel? 000
Reposted by Puns N' Roses🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh hell yeah the new issue of Impossible Asses is out 6543
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we love tortured chatbot type discourse salad don't we folks 030
Reposted by Puns N' Rosesmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again 541959145
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bluesky doesn't have this kind of juice, the kirkified panasexual secular hijabaccessorism type stuff is still largely a Twitter thing 110
Reposted by Puns N' Roseskattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post. 361776425
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel bad for the queer community catching strays, but the Western Mass he/they lesbian bar story is tremendous content 110
Reposted by Puns N' RosesKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026nobody's moving prose like Onstad 875471
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yeah nothing spoils the conscientious socialist/liberal fun and/or normal attachment to Jewish supremacy like a Palestinian American who isn't a DSA type striver and has preposterous positions like shooting and crying isn't accountability for genocide 100
Reposted by Puns N' RosesK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me 953990673
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Twitter MAGA chuds: I don't care if Iran defeats Israel or gets nukes, I just want gas to be cheap again Bluesky intellectuals: even many smart people don't seem to grasp that we're in this mess because Whiskey Pete declared war on gays 100
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 18/09/2026he asked if he could have a small grill at the Vatican and they gave him this instead :( 000
Reposted by Puns N' RosesKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others 601744303
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the most insufferable "progressives" are burdened with pretending they hate him because of something he said about Mao or whatever before they knew he existed 150
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 17/09/2026can Bluesky's head of trust and safety be trusted to safely discuss social credit score schemes in private group chats 🤔 010
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm a Jewish anti Zionist and I don't know how to talk to my not hitlerite community about a couple of bad apples who are starting to make us look bad in the year 2026 by using our normal 2% minority political capital to punish anyone in the West who says things like even Arab children deserve legs 100
Reposted by Puns N' RosesMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247001590
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this is more ridiculous than the podcasters who did PR for Hunter Biden's inevitable crypto scam asking him about his crack addiction 000
Reposted by Puns N' Rosestheflutteringhorde @theflutteringhorde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bluesky Hall of Fame level post. 031
Reposted by Puns N' RosesContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Dog learning the spatula trick.... 203116391494
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the Syria test never fails its strongest soldiers. if anything, they now feel liberated that they don't have to pretend it was about Syria. 000
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I mean no one who follows US politics is shocked that Jewish supremacy supercedes American democracy. imo this kind of thing is only instructive in terms of bottom feeders like La Rosa feeling confident to publicly capitalize on it... not different as such from 'private' antisemitism watchdogs. 130
Reposted by Puns N' Roseseduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much. 221243298
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 08/09/2026some people made fun of Snyder when he said he moved to Canada to escape political persecution, but he was right. the Trump regime would have probably gulaged him eventually for speaking this kind of truth about the Soviet Union. 102
Reposted by Puns N' RosesSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 02/05/2026I’m not surprised it’s so expensive. Most cows don’t even lay eggs 121823322
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026funny that his staff is worried about this bc if the US treated Israel affairs like they do with other countries, the lobby would be decimated lol most lawmakers get the same talking points, Fetterman just likes to let them run his comms about it bc he's also lazy and his brain is mashed potatoes. 000
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026let's see if Fetterman blocks them lol (they only follow his accounts) 010
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026when your Joe Biden ass feminism brand is no longer considered cool and you're definitely not mad about it 110
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026on the one hand he has to eat shit for his boss as VP, on the other lmao at Vance being the only one in the admin who was against the Iran war and having to eat shit for it as the Israel lobby scolds him for insufficient subservience while signaling they want incognito Rubio as Trump's successor 010
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026woke 2 was crazy lol but yeah funny how the types that love to slogan monger about stuff like policing and universal healthcare had no such qualms about no kings being confusing bc we're not a monarchy or whatever, no demands for actual accomplishments or even that it continues to kind of be a thing 000
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the ZOGing will continue until goymorale improves etc, but we do need to pick up the pace. for instance Congress could also mandate things like American students "adopting" Israeli settlers in order to graduate. 000
Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is a function of US politics tho. online brain is more things like leftists saying "liberals" when they're talking about Dem apparatchiks on the Hitler spectrum who don't represent the average center left/liberal voter and self ID as progressives bc why not (again, a function of the US system). 100