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puns about life, politics, international relations and such

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”
“Bears Sharing a Laugh”
Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 12h
stuff like socialists barely agreeing in 2026 that Zionism has a racism problem helps clarify why WW2 analogies are inadequate. 1940s equivalents of this 'special relationship' would be a Nazi Germany wholly reliant on the rest of the West, UK arresting grandmas for protesting the Holocaust etc etc.
NEW: The Green Party has officially voted to declare that "Zionism is racism" 

Yes: 1022
No: 813
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the worst thing about having to update your priors about Imperial China concubine theory is that Kalshi won't even let you bet on it
This is very uncharacteristic posting from the Perfectly Behaved Court Favorite concubine: 

(Shivon Zilis is the Perfectly Behaved Court Favorite. She is dutiful, competent, strategic and approved by the Dowager Empress. This is the concubine that plays her cards just right. But she will never be the favorite of the Emperor’s heart. 

Her historical analog is Consort Hui: The brainy, competent woman who secures stability but never had the Emperor Qianlong’s full passion. She won the long game though…her son eventually became Emperor Jiaqing.)
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marx never replied
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can't even parody the New York "Jew for a free Palestine" in bio guy constantly whining about being the victim of online leftwing antisemitism like the more I do this the more Twitter rendos tell me to stfu, which proves it's a real crisis and also I now get why Neera Tanden is like that 😫
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah it's gotta be the crisis of left antisemitism on Twitter, why else would a supposed leftist criticize Zohran's Talmud posting about combating hate and all bad things
Part of the mayor's strategy for this fake problem is to increase school trips to the Museum of Jewish Heritage. The museum is explicitly Zionist, and last year held a "Rage Against Hate" event full of Islamophobic speakers, including the former chief of Mossad and Eylon Levy
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
2nd grade boys discussing what the biggest dinosaurs were
Greek philosopher meme
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what would it take for all major Western media to act as, eg, Papua New Guinea state media the way they do for Israel even if it was tourism PR instead of genocide propaganda? how could mere lobbying for another small state secure anything close to the institutional US/Western allegiance to Israel?
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh hell yeah the new issue of Impossible Asses is out
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we love tortured chatbot type discourse salad don't we folks
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bluesky doesn't have this kind of juice, the kirkified panasexual secular hijabaccessorism type stuff is still largely a Twitter thing
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel bad for the queer community catching strays, but the Western Mass he/they lesbian bar story is tremendous content
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026
nobody's moving prose like Onstad
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah nothing spoils the conscientious socialist/liberal fun and/or normal attachment to Jewish supremacy like a Palestinian American who isn't a DSA type striver and has preposterous positions like shooting and crying isn't accountability for genocide
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For NPR listeners this is Tahrir Square

(A massive group of demonstrators is currently forming a human chain around the Kennedy Center following Trump’s threats against it)
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me
News article “Woman loses 10 years of memories after she pooped with excessive force.”
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Twitter MAGA chuds: I don't care if Iran defeats Israel or gets nukes, I just want gas to be cheap again Bluesky intellectuals: even many smart people don't seem to grasp that we're in this mess because Whiskey Pete declared war on gays
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
he asked if he could have a small grill at the Vatican and they gave him this instead :(
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the most insufferable "progressives" are burdened with pretending they hate him because of something he said about Mao or whatever before they knew he existed
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
intersectionality or whatever
Jes Staley's email to Jeffrey Epstein from Feb 3, 2014, explaining that Jay-Z is keeping the masses from revolting against the corruption of the Epstein Class:

(NEW: Colin Kaepernick says NFL owners sought a prominent Black figure to help end the player protests, and even offered him a major deal while “actively blackballing” him. He rejected it.)

Kaepernick says Jay-Z then “stepped into that role” as the “Black face” the NFL sought “to be able to subvert the protest.”The most revolutionary rapper in mainstream Hip Hop today is a White dude from Seattle who's breakout hit was about thrift shopping...

And it's not even close.

(New: Macklemore will donate entire $1M of earnings from Ed Sheeran's tour to six orgs helping Palestinians — invites Bob Kraft to match him.

Wants to center Palestinians being killed + journalists & aid workers who keep going.

"Their risk is of a far different order than mine.")
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
can Bluesky's head of trust and safety be trusted to safely discuss social credit score schemes in private group chats 🤔
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm a Jewish anti Zionist and I don't know how to talk to my not hitlerite community about a couple of bad apples who are starting to make us look bad in the year 2026 by using our normal 2% minority political capital to punish anyone in the West who says things like even Arab children deserve legs
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is more ridiculous than the podcasters who did PR for Hunter Biden's inevitable crypto scam asking him about his crack addiction
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theflutteringhorde @theflutteringhorde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bluesky Hall of Fame level post.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Dog learning the spatula trick....
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Syria test never fails its strongest soldiers. if anything, they now feel liberated that they don't have to pretend it was about Syria.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mean no one who follows US politics is shocked that Jewish supremacy supercedes American democracy. imo this kind of thing is only instructive in terms of bottom feeders like La Rosa feeling confident to publicly capitalize on it... not different as such from 'private' antisemitism watchdogs.
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more like Michael Assman
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.
Car in front of truck with giant sign saying suck myBack of truck saying suckmyguttersclean.com underneath it says No mess. No risk. No death!
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
some people made fun of Snyder when he said he moved to Canada to escape political persecution, but he was right. the Trump regime would have probably gulaged him eventually for speaking this kind of truth about the Soviet Union.
Snyder: People liked the Soviet Union because of the violence.

Revolutionary movements can attract people because they kill on a massive scale. 

The USSR did that. When it stopped killing, it also looked less revolutionary. 1/
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 02/05/2026
I’m not surprised it’s so expensive. Most cows don’t even lay eggs
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
funny that his staff is worried about this bc if the US treated Israel affairs like they do with other countries, the lobby would be decimated lol most lawmakers get the same talking points, Fetterman just likes to let them run his comms about it bc he's also lazy and his brain is mashed potatoes.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
let's see if Fetterman blocks them lol (they only follow his accounts)
bio of this Twitter account created today after that WSJ story: "A group of former Fetterman staffers who are disgusted with what he's become.  Here to share our stories & make sure Pennsylvanians know exactly who he is."
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cat wearing a tie saying "don't get me started" in front of the Getting Me Started factory.
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
when your Joe Biden ass feminism brand is no longer considered cool and you're definitely not mad about it
The feminist movement that Steinem did much to mainstream and expand is in retreat, with women’s rights and status eroding conspicuously, and I’d like the usual suspects to consider this before they go on their ahistorical little rants about how she was a CIA stooge or whatever.
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
on the one hand he has to eat shit for his boss as VP, on the other lmao at Vance being the only one in the admin who was against the Iran war and having to eat shit for it as the Israel lobby scolds him for insufficient subservience while signaling they want incognito Rubio as Trump's successor
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
woke 2 was crazy lol but yeah funny how the types that love to slogan monger about stuff like policing and universal healthcare had no such qualms about no kings being confusing bc we're not a monarchy or whatever, no demands for actual accomplishments or even that it continues to kind of be a thing
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the ZOGing will continue until goymorale improves etc, but we do need to pick up the pace. for instance Congress could also mandate things like American students "adopting" Israeli settlers in order to graduate.
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Puns N' Roses @gthanku.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is a function of US politics tho. online brain is more things like leftists saying "liberals" when they're talking about Dem apparatchiks on the Hitler spectrum who don't represent the average center left/liberal voter and self ID as progressives bc why not (again, a function of the US system).
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