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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 16h
My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well. 
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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active…
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Know your worth
4 panel comic
Panel 1: an old fashioned tv with a pink blob guy in it. It says “I am the news”. Bruno the small brown dog is on the foreground with a remote and says “oh”
Panel 2: now the pink blob tv anchor goes “breaking!” And seems excited. Bruno answers “yeah?” 
Panel 3: slight closeup on the TV. the pink blob on it says “you are a cutie!” And has it’s eyes closed
Panel 4: Bruno walks away still with the remote in his hands and answers to the compliment: “no news there, pal”
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Knuckles: Drawing that feature on that species isn't realistic

Robotnik: HOLY SHIT A TALKING ANIMAL
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 16h
episode 020
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 22h
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 18h
me when I— him when he— me when he—
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 23h
Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams (PS4/PS5) $4.99 via PSN. ow.ly/zaZ050ZVQPV PS Plus Premium on PSN. ow.ly/Uyl450ZVQQ4 Player's Choice Sale via PSN. ow.ly/N5TA50ZVQPZ
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Microsoft Zune @microsoftzune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the fuck is that
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freak out and sell everything
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me and who
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
allison @MtF_DOOM
(misunderstanding LGBT slang) That outfit makes you look like a cunt
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moth @gutstosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
legendary hero of planet gitaroo!
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its like they plan it
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💚𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💚 @drucifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one easy trick to improving mental health is to point and say “fire truck” whenever you see a fire truck
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rocket Lawn Chair!
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 05/10/2026
I just saw all the furries posting their sickos stickers in the replies I love the internet sometimes
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A box of Sleepytime Tea; I've replaced the logo with the logo from 5-Hour Energy, but I've edited it to say 0-Hour Energy. There's an illustration of a bear wearing a nightgown and sleeping cap, sleeping in a chair in front of a fireplace.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Josh @geekcritique.org · 03/10/2026
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 03/10/2026
LMAO why is my bill powered by bread 😩🤣
$865 bill that says “powered by toast”
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akiiame 💕 @akiiame.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the boys #mario #sonic
A digital sketch of Mario and Sonic. They are riding on Mario's Standard Bike from Mario Kart World, with Sonic holding a red shell for anyone behind them.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Case Portman @caseportmanaudio.com · 02/10/2026
5 years ago I released Flynn: Son of Crimson with my wonderful team and I was so exhausted I couldn't bear to think about it anymore. I recently played it from start to finish and you know what.. I couldn't be any prouder. 🥹 The game is actually kinda fun! 💜
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"So, any fun plans for Halloween?" Me:
Sigourney Weaver at home with her pumpkin
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tonight/tomorrow
salem the catsalem the cat as a ghost
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool
nickelodeon barnyard ps2
The character PIP is saying "Tee Hee. Some guys are gonna get milked today!"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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geckowo @geckowo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 28/09/2026
A beloved classic reimagined
Four labelled panels.
The first panel is labelled "Skull Panda", and depicts a drawing of Skull Panda.
The second panel is labelled "Skull Panda 2", and is the same drawing as the first panel, with a scarf added.
The third panel is labelled "Skull Panda Remastered", and is the same drawing as the first panel, but with extreme lighting applied to it.
The fourth panel is labelled "Skull Panda remake". It depicts Skull Panda in an alarming detailed style, with a realistic skull head and a human body and clothes, standing in a detailed grassy field in front of a photo background with a rainbow.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Touch grass or touchpads? The 2015 Steam Controller was maybe the most lovingly crafted hardware failure in video game history. But was it really a failure? Its insane history says otherwise. New episode of Punching Weight! Watch with your pets! RT's appreciated! 💀 youtu.be/xkMuoA88n4M 💀
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Exo @exoparadigmgamer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's finally done. An exhaustive deep dive on Donkey Kong 64, plus a look at Tag Anywhere and DK64 Rekongpiled.
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Bottlerocket is at work @bottlerocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about the nc-17 bunny
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 27/09/2026
logging on
a puppet dog holding a book that says "sweeps master plan for more attention"
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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AntDude @antdude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I decided to fill a unique niche of "guy talks about Rhythm Heaven for roughly an hour" since Rhythm Heaven Groove got me...in the groove. Video up on the channel now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2qf... art by @kevinfagaragan.bsky.social edited by @wizawhat.bsky.social
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