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Gabi 🍉

@grrrbehr.bsky.social
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Twitter escapee 🫡 26 ○ Swiftie ○ Chicago Apologist ○ she/her ceasefiretoday.com

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Wikipedia Picture of the Day @wiki-potd.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Crabs are a group of decapod crustaceans, including the "true crabs" of Brachyura and several groups within the infraorder Anomura, such as hermit crabs, king crabs and porcelain crabs.
Crabs are a group of decapod crustaceans, including the "true crabs" of Brachyura and several groups within the infraorder Anomura, such as hermit crabs, king crabs and porcelain crabs.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/11/2025
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i call him charlie jerk cuz he sucked
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
they should invent year-round baseball
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Theres something magical about baseball
“Yankees broadcaster left scandalized as coverage obsesses over player’s ’Big Dumper’” with a picture of Seattle Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh’s juicy fat ass
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/07/2025
Kingston the red tailed hawk would like to remind you that it's time to pre-order your 2026 Effin' Birds Day-to-Day calendar. Check your local bookstore, or visit eatf.art for some online ordering options.
Kingston the red tailed hawk, looking at the cover of an Effin' Birds Day to Day calendar.Kingston the red tailed hawk, looking at a comic inside an Effin' Birds Day to Day calendar. The comic reads "Give me a couple of minutes to get over the last clusterfuck."Kingston the red tailed hawk, looking more closely at the same comic.Kingston the red tailed hawk, looking directly at the viewer.
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Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @nicolefilippone.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Autistic anxiety aka Distinct Anxiety...
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 04/04/2025
Dramatically freer than China
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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉 @coneyislandbench.swifties.social · 04/04/2025
A man in a blue button-up shirt holds a cardboard sign. The sign says, "Shoot me $0" written in sharpie
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Elena 💌 @rightnowoneils.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This is so Melissa core and I just had to share 🧚‍♀️✨🌸
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Gabi 🍉 @grrrbehr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I made this four days ago and it just keeps getting more and more real
A screenshot of Halsey's 2020 tweet that reads "can the basement that they run p*tchfork out of just collapse already." I have replaced 'pitchfork' with 'the government'
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 13/02/2025
and is the misfired synapse that led to that reply in the room with us right now?
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/02/2025
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/02/2025
fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'm in a bad place right now, mentally and physically (America)
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Relly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If I gotta hat on & a baddie look my way I take it off just so she know my hairline sturdy den a bitch
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sheeb @sjspooky.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ig I’ll just screenshot my skeets and text them to gabi until we get post notifs
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
saving a few bucks on groceries by switching to fabergé eggs
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
dating some one toothless
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 03/02/2025
Contractor: Okay, but this would be an insane fire hazard. Keebler Elf: Oh, I'm sorry, did...did it sound like I was asking for your opinion? Just put the f*cking oven in the tree.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
At this point I’m hoping my Minecraft village grants me a work visa
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the late great hannibal lizova @yanoforsure.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
hitting different lately
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💞Sabrina💞 @sabrinarina.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025
they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I personally don't believe the Democrats lost because of Gaza I mean yes they committed genocide but I reject the premise that the average American voter has any principles it's much more that Kamala Harris was just a terrible campaigner who shouldn't have been gifted the nomination
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
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Scoot @themightyscoot.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
In Stardew Valley there is only one reason I befriend Mayor Lewis, and that’s because he sometimes gives me money that I can then put back into the community since he sure as shit isn’t doing it himself
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s been inspiring to see everyone come together for LA,,, but there’s one community I need to highlight. Not enough is being done for the black families after the LA fires. Ive partnered up with GoFundMe and the BMAC to create ONE main GoFundMe campaign to immediately help those in need. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Donate to Providing Relief for Black Families Impacted by LA Wildfires, organized by Flavor Flav
The wildfires in Los Angeles have had a heartbreaking impact,… Flavor Flav needs your support for Providing Relief for Black Families Impacted by LA Wildfires
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Gabi 🍉 @grrrbehr.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
@sjspooky.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2025
Artist Profile: Bad Bunny theonion.com/artist-...
Artist Profile: Bad Bunny

Charitable Cause: Helping Puerto Rico overcome the lasting devastation caused by Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
These fake Christians wouldn’t know Jesus if he came down from heaven and died on a cross for them…
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Hannah @venneh.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
ALT: a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I kind of feel like if you had to do a big PR visit to Auschwitz to prove you’re not antisemitic, you’re antisemitic.
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Gabi 🍉 @grrrbehr.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I get why people are scared of the ocean. Deep sea creatures are weirdos. They're little freaks. And that's why I love them
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Gabi 🍉 @grrrbehr.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I know I shouldn't be laughing because these freaks are serious about this, but IMAGINE defending this bill with a straight face in front of all your other colleagues. Calling them brainless isn't enough. This is anencephalic organism behavior.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 23/01/2025
Honestly… I had no idea… all I did was email the National Oceanic Administration’s office and the next thing I know…
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Gabi 🍉 @grrrbehr.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
C'MON LISA 🗣 I'm not calling this a republican W. But it's close
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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