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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉

@coneyislandbench.swifties.social
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evermore long pond studio sessions truther ○ city of Chicago apologist ○ 26 ○ swemo ○ hockey & baseball enjoyer ○ she/her Flavor Flav ×2 ○ INTERPOL ×1 ceasefiretoday.com

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 34m
we need to stop trying to make cookies bigger and sloppier. you motherfuckers ever hear of a chips ahoy chocolate chip cookie? blows this shit away
a tower of cookies, which are huge and look inedible and have ll kinds of goo coming out of them. courtesy of fat and weird cookies
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 2h
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 1h
as the pope of white sox fandom, i deem that he has been excommunicated. you’re welcome/thank you for your attention to this matter
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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉 @coneyislandbench.swifties.social · 58m
So I can blame them for the last two games, or???
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 10h
lmfao cc
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 20h
I’m mad at the trade deadline all over again.
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please use alt text when you are posting about your hot baseball players of choice, I don’t know who some of these guys are.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
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~*~ilya rozanov's russian livejournal~*~ @theladyscribe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
re: hear me out
Text post from afterthefair on tumblr, posted 12/1/2017: I never know whether to ease new people in with conventionally attractive hockey players or just leave them to have that moment of discovery where they find their own personal weird-looking dude to be frustratedly attracted to.
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Edgar Cairo, Illinois @nickbpss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ME 2013-2025: if the white Sox win a game it’s a miracle ME 2026 PLAYOFFS: a single loss is a hideous injustice and foul heresy
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who has eyes on the Pope?
Tweet from Scott Merkin: Sounds like a big name throwing out the first pitch for tomorrow's game. No hints given, so have at it. 😎
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Amanda K @sea-manders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is absolutely not what's happening in Chicago. Chicago is on a high the like of which the city hasn't seen in decades.
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GET A JOB
STAY AWAY FROM HER
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Michaela ❤️‍🔥 @michaelamanos.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
how it feels listening to this part
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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉 @coneyislandbench.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
I had Never Grow Up play right after Willing and Able on a random shuffle. That amount of emotional damage on a Tuesday morning should carry criminal charges (idc that I had them on the same playlist to begin with. It was MEAN and UNNECESSARY of Spotify to queue them up like that 🥲)
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Chicago White Sox @notwhitesox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you heard 'em!
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Bobby Baklava 🇬🇷 @haralambosbaklava.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think what I’ve learned is that Pope Bob doesn’t care for hockey
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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉 @coneyislandbench.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
The sox did it 🥲 they did this for me and my workplace injury corneal abrasions
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you sammy
Simpsons DO IT FOR HIM meme with photos of Sam Antonacci
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See you all on Wednesday
Great things happen in Chicago.
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Lake Gulf of Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keep your arm ready. You might be next out of the pen for the White Sox. Yes, I’m talking to you.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 05/10/2026
Manfred is here with all his friends
Manfred standing alone with empty seats in his VIP box
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not sure i’ve seen two dudes more in love (don’t say chase and vasil)
Sam Antonacci answering what he likes best about Miguel. “Probably his accent”Miguel was not able to pinpoint anything specific but he did mention that Sam makes him laugh
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄 me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉 @coneyislandbench.swifties.social · 05/10/2026
Rest in piss and FUCK YOU, you fucking loser. Good riddance.
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Lake Gulf of Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell yeah, Dennis Hastert died.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I finally was able to make my Dollars for Dingers pledge donation. Shoutout to the wonderful gals at @apodoftheirown.bsky.social for continuing to do this every September! You can (and should if able) donate to keep it going. www.thehotline.org/donate/a-pod...
A thank you note from the National Domestic Violence Hotline.Proof of a $96 dollar donation.
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Bill Stinkwater @klausbromi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just want someone to explain to me what part of his time here or in his career that says Jeff Blashill should get more time to improve this
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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉 @coneyislandbench.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
The Chicago White Sox won to distract from the inevitable Blackhawks dumpster fire tonight
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Colson Montgomery adds another run for the White Sox!
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kyle Teel goes from first to home and the White Sox extend their lead to 3 #WhiteSox
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my god Colson Montgomery is back
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
White Sox beat the Guardians, 3-0 in ALDS Game 1. Munetaka Murakami cranked a long dinger, Colson Montgomery had a funny-looking RBI double. Grant Taylor and four other Sox pitchers combined for a three-hit shutout One way or another, Chicago will host multiple playoff games.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretending I do not see Tommy Pham on this otherwise lovable White Sox team
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The funnest thing about the dipshit class desperately wanting AI to be conscious and to deserve respect is that they don't even think human women are conscious and deserve respect
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a glorious time to be a white sox fan that hates ai
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Bill Stinkwater @klausbromi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They should just fire Blashill before the home opener, why waste anymore time
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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DolphinsTalk Josh @amplifiedtorock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has the Chicago Blackhawks organization considered that maybe they have the wrong guy coaching the team?
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THREE DAYS INTO THE SEASON AND WE ALREADY HAVE A GOALIE GOAL!!
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m seeing a lot of favorable Jerry content, and issuing a correction you do not, under any circumstances, need to hand it to Jerry Reinsdorf.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Writing a letter to prison, “Dear Mr. Luigi Mangione, are you familiar with Liberty Biberty?”
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blink three times if you need help
John Kruk questioning his existence in a suit
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Hannah BOOrie 🪩🤧🤪👻🎃 @hannahboonanner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HAPPY OCTOBER FIRST BTW 🎃🍂👻🤸🧡💀🤎🤠😈
Shane Madej during an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural saying “hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy” - he’s in the dark so the screen is all green
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Nate @natelech.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love him very much and you can't have him back but Chase Meidroth would've been a perfect Red Sox because he looks exactly like an act one antagonist in a Stephen King adaptation
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m joining the war on Ms. Rachel 

On the side of Ms. Rachel
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As is tradition, I wish you a very
A costumed Lori Lightfoot wishes you a happy Oct. 1
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Larrold @larrold.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning to fans of the last Chicago baseball team standing…
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