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@grouchylizard.bsky.social
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lizard library lady. professional clever girl.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/12/2024
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spent my Labor Day helping my (70+ lovably neurotic control freak) dad change the oil in my car. It went almost perfectly and he didn't even give me grief for having a messy car (our standards are very different). And he saved me like $60 so I couldn't complain if he had.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First week of gainful employment survived! I converted a PDF, edited it, and turned it back and my boss acted like I had performed actual wizardry (he is a boomer who hates computers and my job is to prevent him from having to use them). And I can wear jeans AND there is a large friendly dog.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My new job has an office dog who is a 100lb black lab named Sue. He, yes he, is the most happy soul I have ever met. His head is the size of my torso and contains approximately 3 brain cells, one of which is dedicated entirely to wagging his bludgeon-like tail. I think I will enjoy working here.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A field of sunflowers waking up for the day.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Survived the first two days at New Job which in a hilarious irony literally looks into the windows of Old Job. I type a lot and perform technological miracles (upload PDFs for a boomer). I can wear jeans and Tshirts to work and my desk view is a taxidermied cougar. Yay gainful employment!
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
afm.org
AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Got offered a job after five months of nothing. Not glamorous but in this economy I'll take it.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Contractors here today checking out the windows and balcony roof. They were both very impressed with Godzilla and politely intimidated by Ginger. The looks I get when I mention she is actually smallish by tarantula standards and some species get plate-sized will always entertain me.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Entered a photo I took in the county fair and won a 3rd prize ribbon! I have never entered anything I made anywhere. I'm proud of myself just having the nerve to put my art out in public. (Still super gratifying for the old ego though ngl.)
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I get to hang out here sometimes these days so I have that going for me at least.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey?
three men, grinning, stand in front of an old timey microphone in a still from O Brother Where Art Thou
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
After the better part of a week under either a heat advisory, a smoke advisory or both: it was so so so nice to have a Beach Day. Mama duck and 5 babies swam about six feet away from me at eye level when I was neck deep. I also saw loons but they wisely did not get that close.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I want to make a "lol 420 blaze it" joke so bad but it smells like a trash fire and I just dropped grownup money on an air purifier so even my stoner ass isn't finding it that funny.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gave in and bought an air purifier for the pets' sake since I guess we just live in a BBQ now. Maybe my allergies will improve even if my electric bill won't.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sven: Hey Ole, have ya heard in Minnesota there's only two seasons? Ole: Oh ya, dats an old one: winter and road construction, haha. Sven: No, Ole, dere's a new answer now:
Axios Twin Cities     Fire until snow
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My auntie sent me this in honor of my birthday. Looks like I haven't changed too much.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
92 damn degrees today. 95(!!) up north in the lumberjack's border town. Think cooling thoughts for his sweaty ass at his unairconditioned(!!) factory job. I told him it was a good day for a 24-hour stomach bug but *you* try telling a 48yo blue collar guy to "take it easy" and "not work too hard".
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Early birthday trip up north with the lumberjack. Grilling and bocce and a canoe trip down the river. Start as you mean to go on.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Another beach day! I need to get there earlier and get a longer lasting shady spot. Even with decent SPF my pasty ass starts crisping in direct sunlight so I have to sit under a tree and microdose (mostly I freckle but I have a visible farmer tan this year, look at me being all outdoorsy).
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Knicks fans bet so much on their team during the Finals that the house actually lost the week of the finals — by tens of millions
thecityreporter.nyc
How the Knicks Broke the Bookies: Gambling Sites Took a Bath on NBA Champs
The house always wins? Betting sites paid out tens of millions the week the Knickerbockers steamrolled the Spurs.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Went to the Unitarians' pride event! Mostly older hippies playing music and small children covered in rainbows & glitter. Very wholesome! Yapped at some folks about my Don Quixote vs Windmills-esque city council campaign (vote Kate ward 2!). Then went hiking at the state park. What a nice day.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I forgot about the Civil War cannonball I have for a paperweight/desk ornament. Doubles as a home self defense measure. Don't drop it on your foot or anything important.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My sugar bowl & creamer pitcher are 100+ year old Pickard china my parents got at their wedding from my grandma’s cousin Dorothy who was a professional model in New York City before WWII. There’s a matching coffee pot but I’m afraid to use it in case it breaks. It’s a cool AF centerpiece set though!
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Two cops arguing with a guy on a bike on my front lawn about whether he's been arrested before. The little joys of city life!
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Got up on the roof and helped my (70-year-old multiple heart attack survivor control freak) dad put new gutters on the house. Nobody fell off the roof or had a heart attack or screamed and we went out for Mexican afterwards. It was a good day!
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Age of Men is over. The time of the New Yorker has come.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/06/2026
KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am housesitting for a dear friend and while I love their country house with very friendly dog and cats I might have not said yes so fast if I remembered the three! different grandfather clocks that ring every hour and also audibly tick just a little out of sync from each other.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Played bocce for the first time in 10+ years and helped win one game, knocked a little rust off the arm and did some actual socializing, hooray for me.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Three hours, two ticks, and a lot of dirt under my fingernails later: the garden is Put In. I myself have an entire row of tomatillos and one more of tomatoes and peppers. Basil, thyme, tarragon, cilantro, oregano, chives, and sage in the raised beds. Dad got grapevines. It's on.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nice things are nice.
Old grain elevator I thinkCharming country storeBrats and burgers and brats and burgers and cheeseA handsome lumberjack snuggling his dog
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The death of google makes my ideal job more possible, going through countless paper archives to find the one obscure detail that cracks this case wide open
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Went to my nephew's last ever track meet. Ended up surprisingly invested in the girls' discus throw. High schoolers (of all body types!) casually yeeting metal frisbees 100+ feet down the field. The girls all had bedazzled sneakers which I sort of want to do now. Hooray, youths!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
god bless a man who had the gift of true righteousness. also a man who looked absolutely goddamn crazy just truly one of the weirdest looking guys god ever made
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I have driven past the Clearwater County Museum countless times and never went in until today (my Funemployment Bucket List continues). Truly delightful free small museum. The current exhibit focuses on local artifacts and their backgrounds and I could have spent hours yapping with the staff.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My nephew is a senior (what the actual hell) and I did my devoted auntie duty and attended his senior athletic banquet and I am ofc extremely proud and he is the greatest nephew that ever nephewed but also holy FUCK are the kids ambitious/overscheduled.
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Dan Jolin @danjolin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The fourth of May be with you all!
media.tenor.com
a man in a blue shirt with a black collar
Alt: Mr Spock doing his hand greeting.
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I should not drop eggs on the car parked below my balcony with the bass turned so high up I can feel it in my molars. I definitely should not accidentally drop a flower pot on their windshield.
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EVILy Thomas 🦤🏳️‍🌈 @zhejiang0pterus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every lizard is pure of heart
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️
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k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Up north for the weekend. It’s prom night for the lumberjack’s teen son and I have not been around Teens at Prom since I was one. This will be another new experience for me!
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet
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