k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don't know what its name is (or the elk head, or the stuffed bobcat, or the huge ass marlin not pictured). I am sure we will bond. The cougar stares at the back of my head all day which I will probably get used to at some point. North country private sector office life! At least I can wear jeans! 100 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I get to hang out here sometimes these days so I have that going for me at least. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I want to make a "lol 420 blaze it" joke so bad but it smells like a trash fire and I just dropped grownup money on an air purifier so even my stoner ass isn't finding it that funny. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My auntie sent me this in honor of my birthday. Looks like I haven't changed too much. 030 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Seriously I live here and tolerate -40F in the winter so it DOESN'T do this. At least I'm home under the AC in boxers and a sports bra and I don't have to go out if I don't want to. Which I don't! 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I forgot about the Civil War cannonball I have for a paperweight/desk ornament. Doubles as a home self defense measure. Don't drop it on your foot or anything important. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Got baked, walked through the woods, found turtles. 10/10 no notes. Happy high holiday to all who celebrate! 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 17/04/2026post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet: 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I bageled! Sourdough rye, ain’t no school like the old school. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Godzilla was included on the going away party cake (my boss decorated it and she ran out of capital G so he is big Z), we feel very loved. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Miss you already, tough guy. Sure glad I was your girl. 120 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Baby’s first catch. Baited my own hook and all. I think he’s proud of me. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Went ice fishing for the very first time. I only caught one fish but it was by far the biggest of the day. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Found in the wild. Wisconsin! Also I find it appropriate that “Divorces” is a bigger font and image than “Weddings”. I wish I’d had a fireworks show when I got divorced. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 08/12/202515 years ago today I left my abusive shitbag ex-husband and was literally at the lowest point in my life. Today I went hottubbing then rolled in the snow and a lumberjack made me bacon-wrapped roast venison for dinner. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2025The King reigns supreme atop the Secular Xmas Festivity Tree, as per tradition. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2025That’s a 10 inch extra deep Pyrex pie plate and it took 3.5 standard crusts Frankensteined together, 9 apples of indeterminate (lumberjack’s front yard) variety, 1/2 cup mixed aged sharp cheddar and Sage Derby (to be fancy), and some trial and error so it’s not both burned & raw simultaneously. 100 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 24/10/2025They might FINALLY be fixing the roof after over 4 months! Also this dude is driving this thing backwards off a truck so shoutout to him. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2025All the art has been brought over. Shiratama blesses my living room with her fiercest bitchface once more. www.reddit.com/r/WhatIsThis... 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Moose Lodge has a roof and I made dinner on the grill. Labor Day weekend success. Life is sweet. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Spent the weekend being head construction assistant, which mostly meant I handed the lumberjack various tools up the ladder. But lo! A roof and doorframe for the future screened porch! Also I built the campfire thank you kindly. 030 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Steve Earle fucking crushed it for two hours. One of the best concerts I’ve been to even though it rained ten minutes into the opening act and I’m still warming up. The whole audience screamed at the scream part in Copperhead Road. It was great. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Cheers to my 4H tiny homies and all the other cool kids who stopped by and not the pushy old boomer who broke the button maker more than it was already. Also cheers to Nick the gyro guy and the lemonade stand teens. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 06/08/20254H judge dinner hour at the county fair. Got a free cheeseburger for my troubles. And the kids have fun. Holy shit they do some epic projects. 120 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Bagged me some chanterelles!! I feel ridiculously proud. I insisted my friend take my picture posing like a dude with a fish. 040 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 01/08/2025My friend brought me foraged mushrooms including like a pound of lobster mushrooms so what is a lost New Englander to do but make some damn LOBSTAH (mushroom) ROLLS? Cape Cod potato chips because of course, beer the lumberjack left in the fridge because when in Rome. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Godzilla also won the “Best Spikes” award at the inaugural library pet show. Ginger won “Most Legs”. I was the emcee which is firmly the peak of my professional life. 120 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025This dude is my fucking hero. Cursing in Spanish the whole way up. Fuck Batman, give me Roof Dude. 230 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Roof Dude for reference. Say hi to Roof Dude! There is not supposed to be a skylight there. 000 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Here are outtakes from the Best 4th of July Weekend (Yet) as a palate cleanser from my mildewy woes, featuring picturesque outdoor vistas and a lumberjack cuddling a tiny dog. 010 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Current state of my apartment. Fuck the roofers, dude. Someone is getting words. This was not the original leak. 100 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I am having less fun than anticipated! I can see daylight through my ceiling! I find this concerning! 100 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 23/06/2025The roof is fucked up and I had a ceiling leak but I went to visit my favorite lumberjack for the weekend and ate fresh walleye and drank cherry schnapps because that’s how we roll in Malung & by the time I got home the power was back on. Thank you Kopen, schnapps, & Ottertail Power in that order. 110 0
k8 @grouchylizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I got to make friends with Alice today! Alice is a reticulated python, which is the world’s longest snake. (Alice herself is not-at least not yet!) She is a delight and allowed me to boop her little nose as well as pet her very long noodly self and remark upon her lovely tail.. 100 0
