Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiiilauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026if you don't spend your time arguing about athletes and fantasy rankings and haven't internalized how slim the difference between a player having a 7 WAR season and a 9 WAR season is you're not immune to the brain prions these lists can cause. it's fine. something being at 92 instead of 47 is fine 422209
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 24/09/2026wednesday is such a bisexual day. is it the first half of the week or the second half? pick a side 1262
Toriiiiiiiiiii @grocho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026joey votto, chess and baseball legend, please call me 020
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Midwest bearing the brunt of recent gas-price increases. (via @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social) ⛽️ 60586199
Toriiiiiiiiiii @grocho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New Sophia posts be like, "name the worst storm you've ever made it through" 120
Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiiivictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks. 282204667
Toriiiiiiiiiii @grocho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comBotW Link and Princess Zelda WalkingAlt: BotW Link and Princess Zelda Walking 131
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026To promote record, I offer you a Slavic Country version of Fugazi's Waiting Room 19758146
Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiiigwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 03/09/2026they should let houston t girl baseball play in the astrodome 511310
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiJennifer G @jennifuther.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Moulton's district office earlier today 191879339
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet. 1155225941
Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiiidrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047211039
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day 372949632
Toriiiiiiiiiii @grocho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Folks, I'm reporting live from Dearborn, Michigan and I have to say: this is a perfectly nice, normal town. 020
Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiii404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 15162313922
Toriiiiiiiiiii @grocho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Please let the Kushners buy the Dodgers because the ensuing collapse would be so gd funny 000
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiErix Summerdown 🔞 @erixsummerdown.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Making a moderately famous and well liked cis white man take responsibility for any transphobia, however inadvertent or not, is an actual crime. 💀 016710
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario. 832598371
Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiiigwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026sauced tiger woods: fuuuuuck im so messed up its over for me. i need to call trump it's fucking over hammered tony romo, laying horizontally on your couch; i can drink 15 of these and feel fine you know. i love when bugs bunny dresses like a girl hahaha 435934
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score 13937116
Toriiiiiiiiiii @grocho.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Many lines of sedans have been discontinued over the last 5 years. They want you to have to buy a bigger car and spend more on gas 🙃 010
Toriiiiiiiiiii @grocho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Getting a few little queer groups together to go to baseball games this fall. I love being gay and trans knowing gay and trans people. 031
Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiii🃏 katherine 🃏 @tragicmushrooms.bsky.social · 14/07/2026mlb all star game tonight 022224
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiMatt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 14/07/2026OH MY GOD BRUCE LEVINE JUST ACCIDENTALLY TWEETED A TEXT TO A CUBS COACH. 1318955
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiStephen @tgk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this 4940781237
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.inquirer.comFanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addictionTerry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' All-Star first baseman. 12947831209
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/07/2026imagine these as casual fielding drills. Ozzie Smith was an absolute freak. 1528634
Reposted by ToriiiiiiiiiiiBillie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Me all this month 092
Reposted by Toriiiiiiiiiiireuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Farhan Zaidi failed at his job in multiple crucial ways that set the Giants back by years as a baseball operation. Buster is failing at his job in a single fundamental way that threatens the Giants as, like, a thing you should care about 2177
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