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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 7h

I got a slice of pizza before meeting friends at the lesbian bar. They were running pretty late, and as I told this to the doll behind the counter, she laughed to me and said “Women, amiright?” I love you Seattle ❤️

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 20h

I don’t need AI to barely skim an email for relevant info, I can do that myself!!!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 20h

Older woman at the gym saw my shorts and said “oh, you’re really dedicated!” No ma’am, I just need my legs exposed on leg day as motivation

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tf you mean this lesbian using he/him pronouns?

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I finally saw a photo of Doc Hammer, why is he hot???

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Million Dollar Idea: Medicinal Strength Lean

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t have BDE, I have BFC Big Flaps Confidence

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If God wanted me to tuck, why did she give me this much hog?

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Transfemme Nixon be like “I am not a dude!” Unrelated, I’m running a high fever

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not now Kitten, Mommy’s hyperventilating over Bills Football

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

By far the most peggable man in the NFL

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Davey Jones’ ship is really understaffed. I hear he’s running on a Skeleton Crew!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pregame: I don’t really care about the Mariners. Bottom of the 2nd: I’m gunna fuck that moose’s antlers clean off

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Photographic evidence of me doing preacher curls in the low cut top

Susan Sarandon absolutely Milkers mogging the world. Just absolutely letting those thangs HANG. Just giving full blown mother of mother mommy Milkers goddamn

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

High beams went on the second I got to the gym 😬

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Josh Allen is like the only NFL player I’m confident has been pegged

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“9/11 really made me think about the Twin Towers in *my* life: Aiden and Big”

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Voice Training by smoking a pack a day to sound like her

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

THE BILLS ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN NOW!!!!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Time for Tom Brady to dust off that flesh suit and try to be a normal human being on TV for another Season!!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Seattle!! I’ve got something big next month!! Better late than never! The self-proclaimed “Tallest Woman in Seattle Comedy” Billie Manton brings a big, messy one-woman show about the absurdity of going through puberty in your thirties.

A poster of a woman looking like shit trying to live up to societal beauty standards. She’s trying her best y’all.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Had a weird dream where my nipple got shy and hid in my armpit and I had to coax it out to the center of my boob, what does it mean?!?

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We will always have a pass to do an Italian Accent because they invented fascism

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Broke: Straight White Men of the 1970s demonized disco for its connection to Black/Queer Communities. Woke: David Berkowitz was a Fed sent to kill Disco. Bespoke: David Berkowitz’s Dog was a Fed sent to kill Disco.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

David Berkowitz was a CIA plant sent into the Bronx to kill Disco, change my mind

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Today I butt-uploaded a thirst trap to my comedy instagram and I am thankful I caught it quick because I was looking JUICY and folks aren’t getting that for free!!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Got a lot of comments this week on my bigger socials telling me to kms, and weirdly enough, I’m glad Bluesky got so bad in late 2024? Like every day, I’d get followed by bots talking about “Countdown to Camps” and “Death to all Trannies”, random DMs threatening violence under the new admin.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I need it to be 60 degrees again I have so many cute fall outfits planned!!!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My car broke down the other day. After years of my wife doing it, I figured it was my turn to blow a tranny.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Got my first write up in a major publication!! Come read about the state of Seattle Comedy~

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Got the photos from my shows in Philly, and this smile is by far my fav, even if my hair is fighting for its life against east coast humidity

A beautiful woman absolutely exhausted collapsed onto a stool

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Truly the wildest part about the new Ghost movie was that it was directed by Old Sheldon

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If I hear any youngshits talking about Rocky Horror as “problematic” today, I *will* cut a bitch.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My car broke down right before I went on tour. After getting home at midnight from Philly, I’m on my way to the airport to pick up a car to then drive down to Portland for 2 days. I get back Sunday at midnight, then that morning, I need to drive down to return the car. This shit is exhausting 🥲

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Shitting crazy style, just doing donuts on that thing

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I was told in the airport that I “look like I’m from the PNW” Ma’am you can simply call me a tr*nny

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I would let him do unspeakable things to my body

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Made it through the airport without getting bad touched by TSA!! Weirdly enough, they hassled my cis wife waaaaay more

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Transfemme Spiderman can’t shoot webs like she used to 😔

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Is there a professional way to tell a booker “I won’t do your show because I think you’re everything wrong with the current state of standup?”

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There’s a woman on the bus with a house arrest anklet just gumming a pint of ice cream, but lowkey, her outfit is 🔥🔥🔥

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I am pleased to inform you all: Thighs

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Excited to announce that I’ll be Mary in Oh, Mary! by 2028

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I was listening to an “audio documentary” last night, and things were really hot, until the voice actor used “Princess parts” as a gender neutral euphemism for genitals.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If I needed to craft a personal hell for Carrie Bradshaw, it’d just be NYC, but she has size 14 feet.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Saw someone mention her on a post of “non traditional transition goals” and tbh, I totally get it

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