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@grillpill.bsky.social
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/12/2024
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room] He's awake and posting.
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wow… all this animosity towards CEOs in the healthcare industry. Almost like someone could run a political campaign against them and be extremely successful
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Now that I'm down 40 lbs from summer I can say definitely that winter sucks a lot more now
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
everett byram @rad_milk
marge simpson calls her husband
"homie" because he is her friend
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Who up cybering they monday
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 02/12/2024
(pike held up to my neck) you will never exit the rental market. you will be forced out of your apartment every two years for the rest of your life. you will never know peace and security. you see, mommy blackrock and people with generational wealth need secure returns on investment
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Tomorrow is not guaranteed, thug it out today
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Smoking bar, Creed blaring, national treasure and 06 family guy on the tvs. I've never been so back
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Foxxi, First of her Name @foxxiloxxi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
YOU DON’T NEED TO DEFROST THE TURKEY IF YOU’RE DEEP FRYING. JUST TOSS THAT FROZEN BAD BOI RIGHT INTO THE BUBBLING HOT OIL. PREFERABLY INDOORS.
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Engagement farming? You mean senior year of college in the south
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/11/2024
this gets to the point i keep making. to the media elites who are obsessed with anti-wokeness, something like mass deportation is a total abstraction whereas they are annoyed, on a daily basis, by their supposedly “woke” younger colleagues and social media antagonists
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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-ˏˋ⋆ girl rush limbaugh ⋆ˊˎ- @caththesoso.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
waterboarding my inner child
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
He has a problem
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking is this it
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
At least here I only have to mute the annoying bluemaga and not 100 christofascists a day
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Unlike Trump I would have normal cabinet members like the davinki twins as my Communications director and the property brothers as head of HUD.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/11/2024
only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Looking for 1,000,000,000 of my closest friends
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If you're new and your feed is empty, remember you can add more feeds
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Jokes on you I never had a reply guy that I didn't hate
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Everyone on here is such an up and coming account looking for 10 likes
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 13/11/2024
im praying to counteract the other prayers
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/11/2024
so far the only explanation i've seen that doesn't smack of "if only she'd listen to me she would have won" is "global discontent with incumbents because of inflation and post-pandemic malaise + toxic information environments"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
ketchup diagram
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
How you know Elon announced a new feature on Twitter
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
he missed me
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
uhh, yeah man. this spice is sort of awesome. like, praise be to the shai-hulud and shit.
kendall roy with blue eyes, high on spice, wearing one of the breather things from dune
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/07/2023
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
forests haunted
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Slap that like button if you hate what america stands for but you love grilling brother
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/07/2023
cracker should not be considered a slur on here. what is happening to society that crackers like me can’t be called crackers. grow up
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i just love bluesky bc i can do only mutual feed and just like a pic of whatever sandwich my friends are eating nice 👍🏻
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
🥹
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. A Knight’s Tale
Screenshot of A Knights Tale rotten tomatoes scores, only got a 59% from critics  (but a 79% from audiences)
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sam @grillpill.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
holy shit right under the wire
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