Reposted by Greg MarkwardtDan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 2hHaving grown up in Wales, I can testify that if you are actually worried about your culture and history being under threat, the thing to do is write poetry and songs, perform plays, tell stories and organise festivals, not just sit around whining. 25614147
Reposted by Greg Markwardt'Bob Terror Nuts' is an anagram of Robert S Burton. Sorry. @robertsburton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was once at a silent disco in a train museum, one of the ones where there are two *ahem* tracks to select between, with 2 DJs. One was playing dance-pop, the other mostly soul bangers, and the crowd's choice somewhat divided on age lines. The younger ones thought we'd gone mad when this dropped. 163
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That would also look pretty great on the prow of a boat, assuming they had access to that sort of boat there and then. 001
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A posh accent. It stands for Received Pronunciation and usually indicates wealth or education or both. 131
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Split Second with a couple of friends and beer was one of the best evenings of my life. 110
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtRue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 16/09/2025A barbershop called Chaps will play deafening stomp clap hey garbage and charge you £54 to make your head look like an iced gem, whereas a place called Boss Cutz will give you the best haircut you've ever had in your life & it'll only cost you £15. 4339
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you want gentle comedy then I really enjoyed Ghosts. The UK original is the best one but the US one is not without its charms, and there's bloody loads of it. 011
Reposted by Greg Markwardtlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026Where did it all go wrong? Leaving primordial ooze 14% Origin of bilateral symmetry 7% Transition to land 32% Human-Chimpanzee divergence 47% 47880122
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's OK for things to be over. It's OK for things to end. Good stories end. 654711279
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So it's strong sweet booze made from what are essentially waste products? Fine with me. It better be cheap though. 020
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026even now, she's still teaching us 95144872730
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Those are not their faces. This is AI of course. 110
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Grand. Truly. They have until tomorrow to learn "Sweet Transvestite." 1444660
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This was my introduction to Tim Curry, and I can still sing every word of this wonderful and appalling song. Goodbye to the Grand Wizard. youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...youtu.beAnything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)YouTube video by Rad Retro 010
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week. 363013765
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026They are great. I found the Ardman animations fascinated my boys too, and they are very rewatchable with lovely vibes. 010
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026"My Neighbour Totoro" has impeccable vibes, along with "Ponyo". And the visuals are amazing even if he's too young for the plot. Both are very gentle and can be enjoyed by the whole family. 111
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The fuckers kept the comments turned off on that story. Not hard to guess why either. 010
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtCharles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." PM Burnham, hands steepled: "Change it." 1155
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It was a lot like Dragon Age Origins but years before. No one seems to have heard of it. 010
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The Witcher. It's clearly great but I played it for about 6 hours three times and I always was waiting for it to grab me. 110
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtNyil @nyil.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’d like to add that frustration tolerance is good to learn just so you can learn new skills generally. Learning new skills can be extremely frustrating. For example, art was so hard for me at first, I’m just really stubborn so I stuck with it and eventually learned something after a few years. 05517
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I'd be a farmer. Either a manual labourer on shitty pay, or a farm owner with notable assets. I can't see myself being great at either of those to be honest. 110
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I remember reading that they banned it for street drinking, but if you're local I'll take your word as for the actual situation. 120
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is so true..... #BookSky 945875749
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You should! I grew up round your way and there were points here I hadn't considered. 020
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I make shakshuka with baked beans. I'm aware it's a crime against nature. But my kids love it. 070
Reposted by Greg Markwardt'Bob Terror Nuts' is an anagram of Robert S Burton. Sorry. @robertsburton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Before he was Scrooge... He was a guy in the place with a bittersweet face. His friends called him Eezer and he was the main geezer and he vibed about the place like no other man could. Refined, sublime, he made you feel fine, though very much maligned and misunderstood. 152
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtCane and Rinse @caneandrinse.com · 22/07/2026New podcast: Day of the Tentacle “How about an amendment that the president has to be a human being?” Leon, Brian, Jesse and Ryan get lost in lavatorial time-loops, appraising the Looney Tunes-inspired art and humour along the way. Available now for free via podcast pipes, Spotify, YouTube etc.caneandrinse.comDay of the Tentacle - The Cane and Rinse videogame podcastIn this podcast we return to the Maniac Mansion for beloved follow-up, Day of the Tentacle. 087
Reposted by Greg Markwardtflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours. 14777121683
Reposted by Greg Markwardtthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill 54155853778
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with 360159443255
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026There's also the small but real and very enticing chance of him losing to a joke candidate with a bin on his head. 021
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It delegitimises an election he would probably win if they stood for it, that he forced to happen to avoid a financial investigation. Now it just looks like him wasting everyone's time and money, and if he gets back in, the investigation starts up, and he can't claim to be the peoples choice. 131
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtKaren @valkyriekaren.bsky.social · 07/07/2026People of Clacton, you have been gifted the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. Do not squander it! 071
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Liam Neeson is one of the more prominent bandits, in an early role. 110
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Good news that I'll be dealing with tired people who are at least happy about it today. 010
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtThe Ghost of Diana Goodman 👓🎥 @lecinenerd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026There is Yorkshire Burrito - it’s a Sunday roast wrapped in a giant thin Yorkshire pudding. 5552884
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026That is a Yorkshire Sunday dinner you can eat with one hand. This can be Britains gift to the world. God knows we owe them a few. 2651
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtNeery @neery.bsky.social · 05/07/2026You know the Pratchett quote that goes “No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock he wound up winds down" etc? Today my dad's spirit lives on in some truly astonishing aftermarket modifications I can't figure out how to remove from his/now my e-bike. 0231
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/07/2026Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning 261632351
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I never admitted my reading speed, because a book I could read in a weekend would be a whole terms homework, and I was damned if I was going to admit I had time for more homework. 120
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Vocabulary. I remember being teased for using "basically" in conversation at school, so the bar was very low. Essex in the 90's. 000
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome 663514482
Reposted by Greg MarkwardtColin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“The Night Alarm: The Advance!”, by Charles West Cope, 1871. (Which always makes me think, there’s something rather wonderfully Discworld going on here.) 24912
Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I remember hearing as a young kid, advice about how to solve a maze. Keep a hand on the left wall and you will get out. I always assumed that this was the source if that bias for me. Interesting to hear it's ingrained. 010