Reposted by Mike PawlowskiJay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a community note for the ages. 6658671161
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So bored with the reflex among politicians to double down aggressively when they fuck up, rather than just, you know, be a human and go into Emily Litella mode. 100
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just to fuck w him, Jack Smith should announce that he’s going to a basketball game at the University of Kansas this season. 000
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ok, yes. It’s “fewer”, not “less”. But the real story is that the words “Hegseth” and “a fifth” appeared in the same headline, and it was not about whiskey. 000
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Paging @kevinmkruse.bsky.social. Do your thing, sir. 001
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lapels are ridiculous!apple.newsGisele Bündchen Ended Her Marriage to Tom Brady With Just 3 Words — InStyleThe former couple, who share two kids, divorced in 2022. 310
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Girl must've been seething all these years watching MTG and Boebert suck up all the attention. 010
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t know anything about the lesbian bar you’ve all been picking on but I do know the stats on lesbian bars are depressing and that seems more important. www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/rise-...smithsonianmag.comThe Rise and Fall of America's Lesbian BarsOnly 15 nightlife spaces dedicated to queer and gay women remain in the United States 11914181
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695643410
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There is a non zero chance that someone mentioned the 20 years ago DC Sniper case within earshot of him recently, and this brainiac started getting an idea… 001
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140886477
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiNed Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is. 7270801519
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My man looks like someone had Grok draw Gavin Newsom 325211
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If the box is the line between legality and illegality… 000
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years. I’m not even a Trekkie.web.archive.org‘The Door Noises Made Us Deaf’: An Oral History Of ‘Star Trek’In 1964, an Air Force veteran and erstwhile LAPD officer named Gene Roddenberry sold a science fiction pilot script to NBC. Called Star Trek, it envisioned an adventurous, utopian 23rd century where p... 010
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comMartin Short as Albino CharacterAlt: Martin Short as Albino Character who Jared Kushner has begun to resemble 000
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Literally the only reason I put on shorts this morning is so that I can carry my phone around the house easier since my underwear doesn’t have pockets. 001
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I lived about six blocks away for about 10 years right around the time this ultra shitty band emerged. None of the people around baby Hitler had any idea of the opportunity before them. 000
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063894411012
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Temp Injunction on ballroom construction gets lifted when the Kennedy Center scaffolding comes down. 000
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiJoseph Lorenzo Hall, PhD @josephhall.org · 20/08/2026Ah, this looks hella cool 1313
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Describe your music taste using only three artists No genres allowed 1. Massive Attack 2. Soul Coughing 3. Radiohead 010
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiSam Rose @samwho.dev · 13/08/2026This might be the most beautiful thing I've read in my life. What a privilege to be alive in 2026. ordinaryabundance.comordinaryabundance.comOrdinary AbundanceA walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new. 13591221
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026on two occasions I have run into a dude who went with the "I identify as a woman" thing because he thinks its really funny and my learning has been that if you take his word for it and start calling him a woman he stops finding it funny in about 1 second and starts getting upset & so you don't stop 7178521170
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is the most American thing I have ever seen 3309
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026unfortunately, this line is in perfect iambic tetrameter and will now live in my head rent-free 0688
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Anyone writing a book about design ethics that needs a visual example of how not to do it? 1911420
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Somebody somewhere said that the job that he really wants is First Lady, and I can’t help thinking about how true that has become. 031
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026A court proceeding whose purpose is to determine whether Capital One closed all of Trump’s bank accounts because either: a) Trump was a dangerous and seditious asshole or b) Trump is a profligate money launderer.npr.orgCapital One says it closed Trump Organization accounts over money-laundering concernsThe bank is asking a judge to permanently dismiss a lawsuit from Trump-affiliated businesses, arguing a monthslong internal review — not the Jan. 6 riot — explains why hundreds of accounts were shut d... 120
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I love em dashes and I'm not going to give them up because robots that write badly also use them. 1747449
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026these people should be taken off the plane in handcuffs 621095129
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m not steeped in Texas politics, but what’s the deal with every photo I see of Ken Paxton? Like, does he really just always look like he’s about to sneeze? 171
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It’s time for us to have a national conversation about whether you should ever put lettuce on hot Mexican food. The answer is no. You should not. It gets slimy and gross. Also food poisoning. 000
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Midway point thru The Odyssey, I began to wonder if Christopher Nolan had disappeared up his own asshole again, like he did with Tenet. 000
Reposted by Mike Pawlowskikim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals 1520129577
Reposted by Mike Pawlowski__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm extremely saddened to hear of the passing of visionary American entrepreneur Charles Montgomery Burns. Brave survivor of a 90s assassination attempt, his business acumen crated hundreds of jobs in Springfield & regenerated the town. His passion and humour made him excellent in everything he did. 121925
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I’m starting to think that “please listen to all choices as our menu options have recently changed” is a damn dirty lie. 000
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026tonight Bosnian's head coach, who has never coached prior to this gig and was a professional poker player for ten years after his professional career ended, got a yellow card for holding the ball hostage on the sideline while wearing a double-breasted spinnaker suit 321335119
Reposted by Mike Pawlowskionion person @junlper.beer · 25/06/2026i love olivia reingold so much. she's a top contender for dumbest "journalist" in the entirety of human history 1765336369
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 20/06/2026So, we’re all pronouncing the country that Istanbul is in differently as of this week? 100
Reposted by Mike PawlowskiHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint 22093902273
Mike Pawlowski @greenplasticmike.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Money quote: “It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on.”defector.comPromises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | DefectorIf everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has... 000
