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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AND IT SUCK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON WORKIN ON THERE COMPUTER AND HAVEN THOUGHT'S,,, "THEY ALWAYS SAID VIDEO GAMES WOULD RUIN THE WORLD, BUT WHAT FINALLY DID IT WAS, MASSIVE SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS IN SOFTWARE THAT CREATED LANGUAGE DEVOID OF MEANING, SOLD TO BUSINESS AS A WAY TO ELIMINATE LABOR, TO TECH BRO’S AS A WAY TO CREATE CODE WITHOUT SKILL, AND TO LONELY PEOPLE AS A COMPANION, ANIMAL CROSSING WOULD NEVER DO THIS, I KNOW THE BASTARD ROALD PENUIN IS NOT MY REAL FREIND " - MAKING COMPUTER'S TALK TO US IN THE VOICE OF A HUMAN WAS HUMANITYS DEEPEST MISTAKE, A TRICK ON THE MIND WORSE THAN THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF GAMBLING, MORE SOOTHING THEN A BEER, ALL FOR DA PURPOSE OF ENRICHING DA PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DA MOST MONEY!!! AFTER THEY TOOK OUR MONEY, OUR HOUSING, OUR HEALTHCARE, AND OUR EDUCATION, THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMANITY! STOMP EVERY COMPUTER IN THE STREET!!!! DESTROY ALL DATA SERVER'S!!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIBERATE THE TOOLS OF THE OPRESSOR WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY PUT FACES ON THE ROBOT'S THAT KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AT MIDNIGHT TO REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR HOME WILL YOU DRAW THEM CLOSER FOR A KISS OR WILL YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR SOUL?????? DECIDE NOW WHETHER YOU LIVE UP TO DA PROMISE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN ENSOULED DIVINE CONSCIOUS BEING, OR IF YOU LIVE AS A TRAITER TO HUMANITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself theonion.com/public-begs-mitch-mcco…
Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i keep getting “dead Mitch McConnell” siked and it’s actually driving me bonkers. this has happened like four times today
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
🇺🇸 - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BORN IN THE USA WHO IS UNABLE TO LEAVE IN ANY PRACTICAL WAY ,,,,, "
THIS IS THE U.S.A - COPS KILL US NO PUNISHMENT, WE PICK OUR PRESIDENTS FRM A PRE APPROVED LIST OF 2 PEOPLE, VEGETABLES SUCK, WE LOVE OUR BILLIONAIRES, RENT GOE'S UP AGAIN, BUY NOW PAY LATER AMBULANCE, WE PICK YOUR PRESDENT TOO, DONT LIKE IT? ME EITHER, THE ONLY WAY YOUR ALLOWED TO LEAVE IS IF YOUR RICH OR THEY SEND YOU TO PRISON IN EL SALVADOR - dashare.zone ADMIN
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HOW TO FIX ANY OF THIS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN STANDS BEFORE "DA SUPREME COURT" 9 OF THE BIGGEST PEACES OF SHIT IN THE COUNTREY NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR EM AND THERE IN OFFICE FOR THE REST OF THERE LIVES, NOT ALOWED TO SAY WHAT THAT MEAN'S, NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HOW TO DO ANY THING ABOUT THE RULING CLASS, THEY GOT CAMERA'S IN OUR CARS TO WATCH US DRIVE, THEY GOT CAMERA'S ON THE STREET TO WATCH US COME AND GO, THE COP'S LOOK UP EVERY ONE THEY DONT LIKE ON FLOCK, AND IF THEY LIKE YOU THEY LOOK YOU UP ALOT MORE THEN ONCE, BUT LISTEN YOU FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT WE HAVE MADE IT OUT OF WORSE BEFORE!!!!! YOUR ANCESTORS LIVED THROUGH LITERALLY EVERY THING OR YOU WOULDENT BE HERE!!!!! THINK ABOUT WHAT WERE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS, THINK ABOUT IT NOW AND THEN THINK MORE LATER BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GONGA FIGURE OUT A SOLUTION, AND IN THE MEAN TIME WE GOTTA SAY STUFF LIKE "FUCK EMM" SO THE BILLIONAIRS THINK WERE JUST GONNA FLICK OUR FINGER THEN GO HOME AND BUY MORE SHIT FROM THEM LIKE EVERY OTHER DUMMASS, NOT ALOWED TO SAY MORE ABOUT A PLOT THAT WOULD SAVE THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE GOLDEN BOYS, BUT LEAVING YOUR PHONE'S INSIDE AND GOING INTO THE WOODS TO TALK STILL WORK'S , AND DA TEXT "FUCK DA SUPREME COURT EVER NOTIVE HOW THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS OF SOCIETY CANT BE VOTED ON, PROBABLY A COINCIDENCE " AND ANOTHER THING YOUR THE SAME GUY AS ANY OF THESE GOLDEN MOTHER FUCKERS, YOUR MADE OF THE SAME MEAT AND THE SAME JUICE AS ANY ONE ELSE, IF THEY CAN LASSO ALL THE EARTHS RESOURCES WITH A GOLDEN ROPE YOUR JUST AS ABLE TO CUT THAT SUCKER DOWN AND GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE, I BELIEVE IN YOU MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/06/2026
It’s weird to be clearly living through exactly what was warned about with global warming and still have the concept treated as a future event or hypothetical.
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 24/06/2026
Liz Soto and Savanna Batten are 2 of those sentenced to 50 years in prison for Prairieland. I visited them in a north Texas jail—11 months into their incarceration over a July 4 noise demo—to meet the Trump admin’s “Antifa terrorists”. from behind glass, Soto said, “They didn’t like my book club.”
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‘This is injustice’: how leftist zines were used to sentence anti-ICE protesters to decades in prison
Advocates sound alarm after zines were used as evidence to convict protesters of terrorism charges tied to 2025 protest at Texas ICE facility
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DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
please read this statement written by Benjamin "Champagne" Song and share as far and wide as you can: prairielanddefendants.com/defendant…
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
my condolences to those who know me irl. the Spurs are all i’m gonna be talking about from here on out. it will happen again
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
gwen does fantastic work as usual on some of the 401,000 trans people who’ve had to flee hostile territory in their own country in the past 18 months.
Poster which shows color photo scene of moving, a room with boxes and clothes sitting on the floor, a chair, and the end of a bed (white rails forming a headrest and a mattress with a red cover). The text of the poster is: "Impact (small logo top left)," "According to a new survey by the Movement Advancement Project, approximately 401,000 transgender people have relocated from one U.S. state to another since the 2024 presidential election." "The mass relocations in 2025 due to safety concerns, political conditions, and anti-trans laws nd policies have largely impacted conservative states across the country."
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Force Ghosts scene from Return of the Jedi but Anakin is replaced by an old refrigerator
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
chat, is it a good thing to see the gas prices down the street and unintentionally exclaim “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD”
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Pia @cecallihelper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It already exists: The ICEList wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ma... Airport ICE photos
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
googoo dolls iris voice
"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
going fucking feral over how good my autumn salvia looks rn
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
*grabs mic* IF RITZ DIDNT WANT PEOPLE EATING AN ENTIRE “FRESH STACK” OF CRACKERS WHY WOULD THEY MAKE THE STACK SMALL ENOUGH TO CONCEIVABLY BE ONE REASONABLE SERVING. *being wrestled away* IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR A SERVING TO BE LIKE A THIRD OR A FOURTH OF A FRESH STACK THE PACKAGE ISNT EVEN RESEALABLE
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
fuckin well over a decade removed from literally learning and performing O Fortuna and STILL all I can think of is this accursed video m.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwr...
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O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics
YouTube video by FamishedMammal
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“trying to sleep” stick figure meme thinking “ABRACADABRA AMOR OOH NA NA ABRACADABRA MORTA OOH GAGA”
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate. Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards. With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43. Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I spent the morning at the San Antonio immigration court. It’s out of control. Crawling with ICE - arresting legal immigrants showing up for court appearances. I asked one officer who they are prioritizing. His answer: everyone. I need to share with you what I saw.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
STAY SAFE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETTON "I LOVE BEING HYPER VIGILANT, SOMETIMES YOUR RIGHT" AND THERE RIGHT , EVEN IF YOUR NOT ALWAYS RIGHT YA GOTTA BE ABLE TO SEE THING'S COMMIN, AND SO WHAT IF IT "INTERFERE'S IN OTHER THING'S" , YA GOTTA MAKE SURE NOTHING BADS GONNA HAPPEN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
you’re telling me ALL these lenses transitioned????
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Rashelf the cutest elf 🧝🏾‍♀️🍃💫🌬️ @sheliwaili.blacksky.app · 20/01/2026
If you are, or know anyone, in the Austin… Lookout for freezing temps
A screenshot from Facebook that reads:
ICE is really going door to door
Please be safe guys, ICE is going door to door in Austin, Texas (78727) this happened last night at like midnight. Also ICE will lie and knock and say they're police too, you can go online to see that they are trained to do that.
Just know if ICE or the "police" come to your door:
- You do NOT have to answer
- You can pretend you're not even home.
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Miike Snow was right. I DO get a little bit Genghis Khan
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
[talking to a gay couple] so which of you is the supervillain with the metal faceplate and unionized henchmen and which of you is the bow tie clad secret agent he’s torturing in his evil lair
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
magical
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2023
Meme of the guys on the couch. They’re bored at “and to Tiny Tim,” and cheering at “who did NOT die,”
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 23/12/2025
literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable. every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
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Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
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Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.
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Peter Brannen @peterbrannen.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth
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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The Blackland Prairie here in Texas covers roughly 18,750 square miles, or 12 million acres. It’s a surprisingly narrow but very consequential slice of Texas, once among the most fertile grasslands in North America, and now one of the most heavily altered by farming and urban growth.
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked the witch from next door and she told me to go to the wood and bring her back: one, the cow as white as milk; two, the cape as red as blood; three, the hair as yellow as corn; four, the slipper as pure as gold
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 30/11/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/11/2025
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversat…
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store. Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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grapes 🍇 @grapes4grapes.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
put my jar of neglected sourdough starter in a koozie because I’m afraid my kitchen is too drafty :(
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
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Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
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Proton @proton.me · 31/10/2025
Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The government shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Travis Peters, an urban farmer in Detroit, is giving out free produce tomorrow 'If it's getting tight, my food is free. Don’t even sweat that'
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As SNAP benefits come under threat, a Detroit farmer is stepping up to help fill the void
The federal shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Urban farmers like Travis Peters are stepping up to ensure their communities can eat.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025
white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
a tropical depression is when i’m crying next to a pineapple
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