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Granny DeVito

@grannydevito.bsky.social
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Above average fingernail density. Below average IQ. Game Dev. Hoops. Art. Books.

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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump curse continues. Everything this man touches turns to shit.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
They show James Corden's World Cup after hours program to prisoners as punishment
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Landon Donovan has all the charisma of an inert carbon rod
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ronaldo spent 20 years merely pretending to be selfish to set up that one moment where nobody believed he would let his teammate take that free kick. brilliant
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thierry Henry *despises* Alexi Lalas the way only a French man can.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
glass cannon Lukaku
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
every dip in this graph during the 4th quarter was when Fox touched the ball
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.
 ALTMAN: "WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Seems worth paying attention to that all the people that touted AI in their commencement speeches were caught off guard by widespread booing because these are the same people investing billions into the tech yet they seem to have no idea whether or not anyone actually wants it.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/04/2026
anyway please remember that curtis yarvin and peter thiel and marc andreessen and elon musk and sam altman and mark zuckerberg told everyone who would listen donald trump was a brilliant statesman who was going to make the world safe for innovation after the stifling regulation of the biden years
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The president is openly threatening to commit genocide. When can we expect @budzinski.house.gov to call for impeachment?
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Great piece. Legalized gambling is always and everywhere class war.
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Glendon Mellow @flyingtrilobite.com · 25/03/2026
AI slop melting like dirty ice piles by the side of the creative road
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We’re told there’s no money for universal healthcare or to end hunger in this country. But somehow $200 billion more for war will likely move through Congress without question.  Not another penny for another endless war.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/02/2026
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Smash your ring doorbell with a hammer. Spread the word.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The rats are eating each other
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/01/2026
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 26/01/2026
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution. If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
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Jan-Werner Mueller @jwmueller-pu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, “ordinary” people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent “the real people.” Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026
my takeaway is that going out to protests and organizing with your community like minneapolis has shown us and getting offline, where people are paid to parrot government propaganda, is the best action you can do and reminds you the average person isn’t insane or evil
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
losing my voice as the new year rolls over is essentially the universe telling me to shut the fuck up, yeah?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
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CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Bari Weiss is a bad person
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
AI is inevitable. All the people who have billions of dollars worth of investments in AI that have to pay off said so. If we don't drain the ocean, someone else will. I cut down every tree in my yard because I figured my neighbor was going to do it anyways.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The internet's pal @kevinmkruse.bsky.social said a thing the other day that got me thinking about the dissembling rhetoric of white flight being ripped out of GOP discourse at about the same rate that an adult reasoning capacity is being stripped from Trump's brain and how shitty reality is for it.
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The Sheriff of Sundown City - Truthdig
As the final regulators burn out of the machine, Trump's mental retrogression has no limit but his expiration date.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
not an exaggeration to say that we need to tear down culture and rebuild it so that saying things like this aloud is once again properly humiliating
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Honestly I'm grateful for these corporate ghouls being so utterly depending on ghoulish corporate behavior that they're actively sabotaging their own stupid experiment by putting ads in people's faces and destroying any trust you might have had in the results their LLM's generate.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
one thing they don't talk about enough re: WFH is that you can just randomly scream whenever you want to or throw yourself down a flight of stairs or burn a frozen pizza and nobody can stop you.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I will not be buying any World Cup tickets or merchandise due to FIFA’s collaboration with the Trump regime. Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
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Fifa agrees World Cup matches can be moved at Trump’s request
The president has been warning host cities under Democratic control that he will call on Fifa’s president to switch venues if he deems there is a problem
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Warmonger in Chief
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
oh my god
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If they don't strip him of his leadership as soon as humanly possible, I genuinely don't know what these dinosaurs think is happening in this country right now. I have no idea what fight they think they're fighting at this point. Who is this for?
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yeah so fuck Dick Durbin.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A good night to be a normal person that wants good things to happen.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I used to have a life too, and then ball x pit came along
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
people on food stamps buying cookies is a thing you can only get upset about if your life sucks so badly that you've got to find someone else in a shittier situation than yours to look down on. It's not a legitimate criticism of the program, it's a cry for help.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Maybe I'm a dumb shitlib and not smart like all the ghouls in legacy media but how does Israel killing 100+ Palestinians overnight risk undoing the ceasefire and not straight up breaking it? What good is a ceasefire if you don't have to cease firing?
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Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
These are not the actions of an individual that plans on leaving in 3 years
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Granny DeVito @grannydevito.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
looking for angel investors for my new startup that uses ai to help companies decide which ai model to build their ai model with, seeking 2.5 trillion in initial capital
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