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Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him
Guardian liveblog screenshot:

“Keir Starmer is coming out.
There is loud applause from his staff and supporters.
He looks miserable.”
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ana from situations @wr0ngdoll.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
somebody Fucking Beat me to It But I nearly threw Up Laughing while making this So
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Grandphunktopus @grandphunktopus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Author of "Don't Create The Torment Nexus" lets friend put his face on the Torment Nexus
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Remembering a GameFAQ I read that called Viconia "the fittest bird in Baldur's Gate 2" and I mean, they're right. But did get the expression "fittest bird in Baldur's Gate" stuck in my head to resurface every now and again.
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salty @owatasalty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
drum taking a happy swim, swimming happily
Don-chan from Taiko no Tatsujin standing still in a lake
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Frostclaw @spacepawdyssey.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
PRIDE after 40
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Carla the Hoffman @cyberpilate.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE!
the google results for Ronald Regan's date of death with a rainbow flag superimposed over it.  from tumblr user @mxnrique
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Mom @milph.mom · 06/06/2026
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TroubleBob @troublebob.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"
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Grandphunktopus @grandphunktopus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Jobbie the Hutt
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 26/05/2026
A Snake Sculpture 6th-11th Century AD, from U Thong Thailand.
a coiled snake effigy
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sinéad @transsexual.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
3 people giving the middle finger to a dog. there are trans flags next to the people giving the middle finger and a UK labour over the dog.
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María de la Ohlala @menchubasquero.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Lunes. Buenos días
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Hyll -ˋˏ˖*࿐ @hyllton-art.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Trying to paint environments more often
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026
Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse
Office of the First Lady @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP announced the expansion of the @WhiteHouse honey program with the addition of a newly installed and fully functioning beehive on the South Lawn.
Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful, new hive will add two new bee Show moreOpen Source Intel • @Osint613• 
A massive swarm of bees descended on the White House grounds.Edward Lawrence © @EdwardLawre.. •8h
The dots here are a swarm of bees on the North Lawn of the White House. There are thousands of them right now. #Bees #WhiteHousePatriotTakes
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Trump swats away a "viscous bee." Why is he trying to harm one of Melania's White House bees?
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
16 May 2026
Heathcliff rides in a small chariot led by four pugs, who he holds on leashes. Grandma Nutmeg and a friend watch him go past, and Grandma says "I don't care for that pug chariot."
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Dana Night 🌜 & Gale 🌬️ @danaenight.northsky.social · 16/05/2026
Panting of Don Quixote with a speech bubble drawn downwards
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a blue poison dart frog is posing confidently for two of his frog friends, who are both brown. One friend says, “whoa, dude!” And the other remarks, “nice paint job!” Panel 2: the blue frog, striking another pose, replies, “thanks. It’s designed to keep predators away.” Panel 3: a heron - without giving it a second thought - tosses the blue frog into its mouth and thinks to itself, “nice, blue flavor!” The two other frogs can only watch and scream in horror.
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
BEN: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. LUKE: Yoda spoke of another. BEN: Oh yeah he must’ve meant Ahsoka Tano, a fully trained warrior badass who’s alive just offscreen. She’s got two lightsabers LUKE: That’s badass. BEN: You only have one and you lost it
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
ROY G. BIV. The G stands for gay, a recognized variant of the six known genders. The theorist (an R) was shocked to be drummed out of the academy for heteronormativity.
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 14/05/2026
totally forgot I drew these Kaijis 5 years ago
The Futurama "shut up and take my money" meme but with Kaiji from the anime/manga series Kaiji (who is famously awful with money)The Futurama "shut up and take my money" meme but with Kaiji in the underground labor camp (and money is replaced with perica)
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indui @monstermonger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A friend in an alleyway
a black cat stands in a brick alleyway overgrown with wildflowers. It looks up curiously.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 12/05/2026
ah they got this all screwed up, there
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Went from being like “this is stupid” to “as always, Karl Urban makes a good point”
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Karl Urban when asked what the worst superpower is:
"Any dude with a bow and arrow"
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He made note that Legolas would not be included in this:
"He's not a superhero, just a really capable elf"
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/05/2026
I do think a lot of the pointed publicity on Microsoft's dealings in Israel came from BDS specifically, so this is legitimately a huge victory for the movement
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 16/01/2026
let it not be left out of starmer's legacy that he brought back babestation
Britain’s new porn site age checks laws, which came into place on July 25 this year as part of the Online Safety Act, haven't seemed to put a dampener on one big name in the adult scene. Adult TV station Babestation has boasted about "highly positive" user traffic since the law change.
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Philippos @philipposba.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A confused hillary clinton entering a horrible kitchen
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
BLACK AND WHITE ROBERT DOWNEY JR.: It's Absolute Horses
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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
as true today as when it was written
Frank Reynolds (Danny Devito in Always Sunny in Philadelphia) letting you know that you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American.
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Smight 🐌 @smight.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Some snails have eyes at the bottom of their tentacles like Leptopoma nitidum, the blushing snail 🐌 they still use their eyeless tentacles for sensing humidity, smells, and temperature. I hope this snail Sunday fact finds you well.
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Cody Ziglar @yayforzig.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 10/05/2026
They’re moving in herds… They do move in herds
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ranni
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Grandphunktopus @grandphunktopus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Whomever named bumble bees was absolutely dead on with that
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 09/05/2026
going on facebook and commenting "hetslop" on new-baby announcements
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Chip (aka Josh) @chipcheezum.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
can you kick up the 4d3d3d3
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월 @mondayday.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
TACOCAT
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Mom @milph.mom · 09/05/2026
The Most Insane S*xual Harassment
Lawsuit in History
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lapczywosc @lapczywosc.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
like ships in the night
a stylized 3d piece depicting two dogs in cars, passing by in opposite directions.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i'd usually be like "actually it is harris's fault for not appealing to more voters" but that isn't even true here, this one was a supreme court decision wasn't it? so it is hillary clinton's fault for not appealing to more voters lol
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i want to slepp
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Jagal @jagalart.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
death
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every guy in a videogame:
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