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Graham S. Woods

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Past Glasgow @pastglasgow.co.uk · 02/10/2026
A very special lady is celebrating her 80th birthday today. 80 years ago today, on 2 October 1946, the paddle steamer Waverley was launched at the A. & J. Inglis Pointhouse shipyard in Glasgow, where the River Kelvin meets the Clyde. 📷 Bob Dougans #Glasgow #history #waverley
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A societye that hath high expectaciouns and social pressures about sculptinge bodyes at the gym, but verye litel shared public commitmente to expandinge the heart and mynde wyth fiction, poetrye, drama, and art -- that societye ys bound to grow more callous and hollowe wyth each passinge year.
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EarthSky @earthskyscience.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Martian New Year! 🔴🥳 Just as for Earth, people have devised a system of human timekeeping for #Mars. The count began at Mars Year 1, at the northern spring equinox of April 11, 1955. One year on Mars equals 687 Earth days. So today marks the start of Year 39 on Mars. buff.ly/fn4iGov 📸 NASA.
A nearly full reddish Mars seen from orbit, with a giant dark slash covering near a whole hemisphere.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The inventor of bubblewrap shoes has popped his clogs.
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killiemesoftly.bsky.social @killiemesoftly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fairford Suspects sounds like an early seventies folk-rock outfit who are heavily influenced by late 60s British psychedelia, East Anglian folk music and the writings of Tolkien. I can only assume they’ve been allowed on bail in order to finish their concept album about Highwaymen in Suffolk.
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CaptKarnstein @captkarnstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The special relationship.
Mad Men meme.

UK: I feel bad for you.
USA: I don't think about you at all.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eco chamber: Al could wipe out humanity within a decade! From the latest Private Eye, out now.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“…even if it’s coming from the Oval Office.”
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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just rang one of the outpatients departments that's now in the centre of town. It's a niche service, I've used since I was a teenager and schlepping into a big hospital has always been a pain . But having services like this in town is great. #somethingsDoGetBetter
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 28/09/2026
What an absolute legend www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Bodhana Sivanandan: British schoolgirl becomes youngest woman grandmaster
The 11-year-old has broken another chess record after a remarkable performance representing England.
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course, they called it the Bikini because it felt like you were wearing nothing Atoll.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏
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Shrewsbury BID @shrewsburybid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗟 𝗧𝗢 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗠𝗘𝗢𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗣&𝗥 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 Following public pressure, and lobbying by local councillors & organisations including Shrewsbury BID, Shropshire Council has announced today that Meole Brace Park & Ride will continue running past the 1st of November, the date it had been due to be suspended.
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West Coast Birdwatching @westcoastbirds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HELP NEEDED! There is a stranded Manx Shearwater in the West Midlands (SOLIHULL) that needs a ride back to the coast. Can anyone in that area help? Even to take it some of the way and pass on to another volunteer? Please call 01437 723193 if you can help 🙏
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The QuaterJohn Ixperiment @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He acted like a pirate. Keelhaul him.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to Merriam-Webster a terrorist is defined as ”a person who uses or advocates violence, destruction, and fear to achieve political, religious, or ideological goals”. Daniel Thomas is a terrorist, not a protestor, and if you support him, you support terrorism. bsky.app/profile/news...
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@geoffmcgivern.bsky.social @gmcgiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
said anything about attacks on RNLI and its' volunteers and their property? I ask because I've seen nowt.
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MᴀᴛᴛA @shropshirematt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listening to R4 earlier, they were talking about Jodrell Bank potentially closing. It's the 3rd largest in the world, still exceptionally useful and costs £2.8m a year. Barring gov funding, perhaps a moaning UK billionaire could spare some change and better their name. www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/ar...
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Jodrell Bank: Future uncertain for famous UK space observatory
Jodrell Bank Observatory, home to the UK’s largest telescope, could stop science work in 2028 unless new funding is found. Find out more here.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not a lawyer, but if you intentionally attempt to sink a boat with humans on board, how is that not attempted murder? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
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Boatman Cryptics @boatmancryptics.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Very disappointing move by The Independent. Loss of its cryptic crossword will be felt both by readers and by the very many new setters (I’ve taught 33 of them!) for whom it’s been an essential route into professional puzzle setting. @the-independent.com please listen to your readers and reconsider!
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Nick Davies @njdavies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great to hear the PM say “We are going to be much prouder in standing up for our values and the rule of law” re foreign information warfare. I wonder if he or the Home Secretary might consider doing the same when it comes to masked vigilantes shutting down infrastructure and harassing the RNLI
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UK National Covid Memorial Wall @covidmemorialwall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The seasons change. Our love does not. We will never forget them. ♥️🍂
Autumn leaves lying in a puddle against the memorial wall. The red painted hearts of the wall are reflected in the water.
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Edge Street Live @edgestreetlive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WARNING, WARNING: TOURS INCOMING 🎟🎙 Edge Street Live is ready to take over theatres and live venues across the UK this Autumn 🙌 Coming up soon in 2026… 🕶 @johncooperclarke.bsky.social 🖤 @nigelplaner1.bsky.social 🎸 @daverowntree.bsky.social 📖 @brianbilston.bsky.social 📚 @henrynormalpoet
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
— What did I tell you? — Not to put my finger into the geometry tank because the protractors bite. — And where is your finger _right now_? — *mumble mumble* OUCH [BL Harley MS 275, f. 293r]
Illustration showing a woman teaching geometry to some anxious clerics, two of whom have put their fingers on a round table littered with geometrical figures.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I once went big game hunting. I killed two kerplunks and a buckaroo.
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Wayne Connolly @wayneconnolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s World Gratitude Day, so I’m going to thank Jemima who donated her stem cells to treat my blood cancer, and then two years later, her lymphocyte cells to rescue me from relapse into leukaemia. Without her, I almost certainly wouldn’t be here today.
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Simon Pease @simonpease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I may have missed it. Can anyone point me to the govt. Statement on attacks on volunteers for the RNLI, and their commitment to have the police pursue and prosecute every perpetrator?
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The Dreaded Lurgy @thedreadedlurgy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's come to the point when we actually need a Winston Churchill type i.e. someone in politics prepared to make themselves unpopular by calling out the threat from Fascism. Dear God. Which one of this generation of half-arsed careerists is up to the job? If you have names, please share.
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Ginger Weegie @gingerweegie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In 2008, when Brent crude traded at $124.10 per barrel petrol was 103.9/litre. Today when Brent crude trades at $98.77 we are paying 169.8/litre. WHY?
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
From the boss.
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MᴀᴛᴛA @shropshirematt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We've just been in Home Bargains and it was suggested the Halloween tat by the doors in such stores should sadly be named the "Landfill Section".
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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you are convinced that AI is, despite its flaws & ethical failings, a reliable research tool, ask it a specific question in a domain you know very well. Most people - understandably - ask LLMs questions about areas they're not experts in. They can't judge if the information is accurate.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A titan. A wonder. Waiting for God, Cabin Pressure and all of the rest.
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Robert Llewellyn @bobbyllew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How incredibly shameful. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Portsmouth RNLI lifeboat station off service after anti-migrant protest
The RNLI says it hopes to have the lifeboat station operational again as soon as possible.
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can you imagine the press reaction if Palestine Action were forcing Ambulance Stations to close? Or the Socialist Workers Party were shutting Fire Stations? No, of course not, cos it wouldn't fucking happen. These people are terrorists and should be treated as such. Ban, arrest, imprison.
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Sean of the WTF FFS @sheepbop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone who created what turned into the UK was born abroad - Angles, Saxons, Celts, Romans, Normans, Vikings, etc. It was a miserable island until then. * yes I am exaggerating, but you get the idea
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Ian McMillan @imcmillan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Verb is back this Sunday! Return of the Mac! @bbcsounds.bsky.social
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if it wasn’t for me, you lot would be talking piddingtonish now.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Ed Sheeran adds Piddington to his list of tour dates.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Hollywood executives confirm release of film about a talking racist bear who likes marmalade but not asylum seekers. Coming soon, PIDDINGTON, THE MOVIE.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
heard your village has a knitted post box cosy and voted to be independent because it doesn’t like brown people
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
or, isn’t it great a continent that has contributed so much to athletics finally gets to host a world championships instead of a city that last hosted it just 9 years ago? www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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London snubbed in favour of Nairobi for 2029 World Athletics Championships
London’s bid for the 2029 World Athletics Championships has ended in failure after it lost out to Nairobi
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have an announcement.
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ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mother cannibal: come on son, finish off that environmentalist. You’ll never grow up healthy if you don’t eat your greens. #LunchPun
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Dumbartonfc @dumbartonfc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🇸🇴 Congratulations to Sons defender Ali Omar on his latest call-up to the Somali National Team. Ali will be in action against Gambia and Côte d'Ivoire later this month. We're so proud of you, Ali 👊
Soccer team squad list with players' portraits and the head coach.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
People. No, standard Freepost addresses don't work like that any more (they need a reply-paid envelope with a printed barcode), so please put down the anvil or sack of rotten tatties or whatever else you were planning to send to Reform UK at their expense. Sorry. www.royalmail.com/sites/royalm...
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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