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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Metamorphosis, by Kafka
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丫丫 @softparentheses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
would u be friends with her #furry #furryart #deer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026
“After several rounds of clinical trials with a control group, we can confirm that anyone marked by the imprint of suffering from Ranggnarr, The God of Mosquitos, is far more likely to be bitten by the insect deity’s loyal worshippers,” said Entomology Department Head Marcus Falwell
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Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment
NEW YORK CITY—Touting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are ...
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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femcel serial killer @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
I dive in her cervix
2 CHAINZ "UPA REALESTS
MI
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A man watches a Youtube video entitled "The Secret Marxism of Space Jam." He asks himself "why am I still watching politics Youtubers." He weerily stares up into the sky and states "I am 33 years old." He takes a book off a shelf. He intently reads a boring historical tome entitled "Famous Naval Battles."
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline
A landline, wall mounted telephone. It is in the shape of Ireland and is entirely green, with the exception of a dozen cities labeled in white.
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Ryan Edwards 🎨 Comms Open 🎨 @ryanstuffandthings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#internationalwomensday
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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
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nina matsumoto 🌸 @spacecoyote.com · 19/02/2026
recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022
The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Real insightful. Good session, doc
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
30 years from now, it won't matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. you will be flattened by an anvil
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 27/01/2026
Baby Thumbnail Meme where the thumbnail shows a baby and a mother playing peekaboo. Text reads "WHERE DID SHE GO?!?!"

The video title is "She Was Always There - PEEKABOO Analysis and Theory" by the Critical Suckler.
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gottard.bsky.social @gottard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
they should invent monster energy drink that you can have at 11:49pm with no consequences
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
i want a girl with a short dirk and a looooooooong dagger *sick beat guitar riff*
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
the allies in wwii, much like piccolo, were able to destroy a great evil by merging with commie
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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Kira Nerys as a character is Sikh-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
is this true?
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Bastila from Kotor in a dialogue conversation. Text at top, "These options seem kind of light side and dark side. What if I don't want to do either of them?" and the bottom says "Say one of these Jedi or Sith things, or fuck off."
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Welcome to bluesky
A badge that reads "I love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime"
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
extremely important PSA
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The Get More Smarter Podcast 🧠🏔️ @getmoresmarter.com · 06/02/2025
Remember, kids, we've seen it before and we'll see it again.
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 23/01/2025
When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️
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Billionaires Should Not Exist
Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 17/05/2023
If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t
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Nessa ✨ @nessathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
anyway
Indiana Jones punching a Nazi
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Nate Jones @kn8.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
January 19
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
just bought these. to mock our soldiers
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.
Historic TV Moments: David Lunch agrees to be on The Cleveland Show." David Lynch holds a coffee mug that says #1 Director and a phone rings off the hook. He answer it "hello?" He takes a sip from his coffee. He then says "yeah, sure."
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
SOON
Satirical breaking news screenshot alleging noted gender scholar Judith Butler declaring a holy war on computers and artificial intelligence, itself an allusion to the Butlerian Jihad described in Frank Herbert's sci-fi novel series Dune.
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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i cant believe she said this
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Altamira @altamiravt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
if u r transgender u have to floss ur teeth . if u accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but u have to floss ur teeth
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 28/11/2024
there needs to be a ronald mcdonald of the left
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 27/11/2024
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gottard.bsky.social @gottard.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
hard not to feel betrayed by the dems honestly. we need an actual progressive party
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