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some Cats , Dogs , Otters, Sneks , Frogs and Birbs OH MY! SCIENCE stuff. Throw in some pro union , bad jokes and even worse puns #FlyEaglesFly

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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 4h
QTP with your favorite Jedi! (wrong answers only) I have 2
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BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 6h
It's called dragon wealth management, maybe you've hoard of it
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 7h
It’s called being a dork, maybe you’ve nerd of it.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Giraffe.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On theonion.com/studios-enter-bidding-…
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
Film Rights To Word Jotted Down Over Breakfast May Go For Record Sum
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mother, I am but skin and bones.
Pepperoni has fallen. Pepperoni washes. Pepperoni peeks.
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? THIS, just broke me as a child: www.imdb.com/title/tt0085...
imdb.com
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Noid will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
holy fuck I am OLD
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Noid Pizza Mascot
ALT: Noid Pizza Mascot
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
had a job like this. health insurance was good for a yr or 2. Pay was great so I stayed for 5. Then I got"laid off" felt invigorated. Found a job that paid way less, but doing what I enjoyed. I still want more money and insurance but don't hate getting out of bed every morning.fair trade
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Gifs of "80's Camaro" somehow keep turning up 90's and somehow even more 2000's Camaro's. Rather than the early to late SAD, LOW HP , Camaro's I remember from those true 80's days.
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at these clowns.
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know , I'm still kind a quick even in my middle age. then again my cardio is absolute SHIT.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you to @mgiraldi.bsky.social, who pointed me to the insta acct for the photographer (www.instagram.com/kevinlohmanp...). the story and the other two photos are 24k gold.
kevinlohmanphotography
Santa Cruz, California
Are You Kidding Me?
Can this Great Horned Owl's eyes get any bigger?
I'm excited that my photo "Are You Kidding Me?" was selected as one of just 43 finalists in the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, from more than 10,000 entries representing 112 countries!
The story behind it is just as crazy. I was photographing this seven-week-old owlet when a squirrel suddenly launched from a nearby branch and landed directly on its head, knocking both of them out of the tree.
And believe it or not, a squirrel knocked this same owlet out of the tree THREE TIMES that morning! Fortunately, the owlet was fine and eventually settled down next to its mother.

(photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history)second photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he isthird photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he is
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The smallest bat in North America is the canyon bat (Parastrellus hesperus), also called the western pipistrelle or American parastrelle. They weigh about 3–6 grams, the weight of a US penny, sheet of paper, or teaspoon of sugar. In flight, they're sometimes confused for moths or butterflies.
A tiny smoke-grey furry bat with darker face, ears and wings.  The big story is the tiny size.  The entire bat fits on a portion of a human's thumb, a tee-weeny tiny little guy.

This is a viral photo that's circulated for years, but I found it on r/BatFacts posted by u/Pardusco.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"
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angerbunny is spooky enough @angerbunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this ends here; you have fought your last foo.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here, have this to start your weekend 🦩🦩🦩🦩
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This ends here. You have smashed your last pumpkin
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026
LOGGING ON
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending
a graph of roadway and mass transit lights
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Rιƈαɾԃσ Gɾιɠσɾι🍹 @ricardogrigori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🦩 Everything Magical & Weird: Edithcolea grandis - Persian Carpet Flower. Some plants look as though they were born on an alien planet and somehow lost their way home. Happy Flower Friday. 🌺👽 #flower #plant #witchsky #alien
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, I'm proud of you but, no, you can't bring it in.
Jumping spider with prey bigger than it.
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My usual an old fashion at a delightful bar just down the stairs from me. in my party room.
Photo of a rather full cocktail of a light brown color with tons of clear ice garnished with a cherry and an orange wedge
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Highly-endangered Hawksbill Turtle hatchlings emerging from the sand and marching to begin their life in the unimaginably vast ocean. One of the most amazing experiences of my life. As a volunteer, we do not divulge their whereabouts. My heart is melted. #herps #love #marinelife #nokings #turtle
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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Blade (Wesley Snipes) Smiles
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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THE HIVE @hive101.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adventure Beekeeping
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Vegeta's 'It's Over 9000!' Power Level
ALT: Vegeta's 'It's Over 9000!' Power Level
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TheSilverOtter @thesilverotter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think we should stop calling Wednesday "hump day" and start calling it "Capitalism is Bullshit Day" because it fucking sucks and we're all trying to get through it. Alternatively we could call Monday "Billionaire Day" because the world would be better off without it.
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Physghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* 

sexual violence centre cork 

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI WTF was that @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social Short of the Sticks
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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kelee Ringo is the new “it’s always him.”
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI that TE pass to the boundary has been eating the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social up all night
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OMG @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social why are you so bad at teh screens
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI How are the eagles soo bad at screens ?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sticks pinky out*
Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI Devonta Smith is a GOD
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you were wronged, king, we will avenge you
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI Dont let Dalton throw there JFC
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI Yeah knew the concussion check was comming
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI How are the bears linemen allow we d to just tackle Jalen Carter from behind and not get called for a penalty?
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI Ok decent stop on the reverse
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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#PHLvsCHI Wow can the Eagles defense do anything right tonight ?
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