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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
You must be Aivazovsky’s Exploding Ship or Neapolitan Lighthouse if you think we fucking
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Bears move doesn’t bother a chill guy like me
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Dark shades, I still see all the jealousy I'm in a Pegasus, I'm racing for my legacy
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Remember the fallen. Never forget that last stand at the lily pad fortress against the toad horde.
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Fudge @jinjo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
rolling a ball of shit. you don't care because you live very far away from me, but imagine how big it will be by the time i get to your house.
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Soapy whispers augur the arrival of the Bubble Baron
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Summer is here and it’s making me smell funky
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
People have been drawn to this sacred spring’s swag since prehistoric times
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
How to stop dirrhea How to stop diarrhea Why do i have diarrhea
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Frogboi 🫒 @frogboi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Wizard's Eye
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spooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
saw some stuff while driving around
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Chicago transplant SHOCKS locals with PERFECT giardiniera recipe
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
ok, so there are no virgins here we can sacrifice to the volcano? all of you are just out here getting laid?
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i'm so sick of unrealistic bog body beauty standards. stick-like limbs. parchment skin. perfectly preserved stomache contents. not everyone's bog is that anaerobic ok?!
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s Friday
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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Something I never understood about The Dark Knight was like who were all those people and did all that really happen and if it did then why wasn’t it on the news because I feel like it should have been on the news but I guess I wasn’t old enough to be watching the news at the time so maybe it was
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Don’t touch my automaton
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 10/05/2026
One thing that's really good for ends is means
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
me: My thought suffocates under a grey veil. I suffer dreadful thoughts, my mind burdened with a weight I know cannot be real. Stinky the Goblin: i eat egg very often, it tastes better spoiled rotten!
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
fetch me my talismans
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Infusing a spreadsheet with my ki
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
All this talk about wendigos… how about you get off your unemployed ass and go get a job at Wendy’s 🤣 nah I’m just playing, stay vigilant
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My ugly son, Pig Boy, who is not beautiful
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Maoist D&D guy: we need a dragon with Chinese characteristics
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Reheating Edward Hopper’s nachos but i’m still eating em
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Minotaur was actually chill af, he was just as lost as I was in the labyrinth lol
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The bumblebee knight sends his regards
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A person like me listens to the decrepit groundskeeper when they tell me to turn back at the edge of a haunted mansion
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
welcome to the world's first communist podcast, on today's episode we will be cracking some jokes and taking it easy
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
GrrAahahHH *turns you into a torus*
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every so often, you can observe two stylites in a duel of prayers. The weaker supplicant is struck down with holy lightning or a black cloud of crows
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Whoever decided to build Atlantis underwater was an utter moron
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
No one ever prepares you for your first double jump
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We were ordinary before that silver saucer silently hovered over the truck bed, bending stars around its ridges. My pants were the first thing up that ray of light, followed by myself in hot pursuit. I would spend hours watching our gray captors mimic the ways my penis dangled in the night air.
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ve eaten all of the quicksand in the world, you no longer have to be scared
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Stewie Griffin truly is a gifted child
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Donna Brothers: Congrats, you are the first jockey to win the Derby on a centaur. How does it feel? Me: First off, I want to thank the Lord and my beautiful wife and two kids. When my trainer first asked me if I thought the lust of beasts could coexist with the reason of man, I was hesitant
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you were a fool to come here, playboy
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The red-winged blackbird is cursed with an insatiable fury
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A notable theological issue in Gnomish culture is the Veneration of Friday. Some groups use the day to grieve the end of a fulfilling work week of comradely discipline, others celebrate the beginning of the weekend and toast to its pleasures. A number of ascetics meditate on its impermanence.
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Busiaco @busia.co · 01/05/2026
Battle axe hits different when an enemy is wielding it!
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
mfw the blacksmith says he’ll forge me a blade that glows when the unseemly are nearby and it continuously shines pale and dim on my person
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Perhaps the cow within is the maddest cow of all... damn...
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
*shortens your telomeres*
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Twink Judge: I sentence you to death by bottomless pit Top: 😔
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
And as fast as the gaiety arrived so too did it leave the hamlet. Everyone returned to their disconsolate houses mourning their lost joys, The Man with a Big Butt a fading memory in their minds.
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