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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Your eerily tall roommate: hey man I was working on a draft of a short story but I think I lost the paper I was writing on. Can you find my pages?

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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hey so not only am I needing surgery this month but also my tire blew out yesterday which means right now things don’t look great. Im gonna be bumping this a lot this week.

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Its considered rude to check your hud while someone is having a conversation with you

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"Tight pussy's overrated," Mamadani told the crowd at the WTC memorial, many clapping softly. "You want something broken in like granddad's penny loafer." But not everyone co-signs the mayor's populist message. "Tight is, for want of a truer word, Right," argued Bret Stephens in a recent Times op-ed

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Dezi (Boto) @boto.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

VC is watching ratatouille so I had to find this again

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is the silliest gif ever

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

America A America B who cares all of America will “B” smote by “A” vengeful god on judgement day

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This is how it feels to respond to people’s prompts about their favorite show/movie on hinge

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This made me think. Appreciate you sharing.

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I’m so pissed off because we came up with such a good idea for the next movie like 3 days after birdbrain wrapped and now Spencer and I have to wait to finish birdbrain before we start working on it lmao

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I just dookie bombed my toilet back to the Stone Age. Turned to flush and found I was only squatting on the bank of a flowing river

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I hope you do pork back up again though o love the plump swollen belly

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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Back in the gym after two weeks of shooting

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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

When you turn on the lights at your white friend’s house and see their imaginary friend scurry into the corner <<<<<

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My internal monologue: fuck everyone can tell I’m not doing any work at all I provide no value to this company I’m going to get fired immediately Internal monologue of guy who’s about to get a $6,000 bonus: Arooba Jamaica oo I wanna take yeah Berduda Bahama come one pretty mama

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

On her deathbed Junko Furuta received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

(Guy who thinks “Letting it linger” means jacking off in basketball shorts and just busting into the basketball shorts no tissue and falling asleep without changing pants) I love the Granberries 🥰

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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Props I had to commission for BIRDBRAIN, the movie I'm making

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Daft punk had to stop making music because they were playing poker with me and went all in and had to bet their helmets

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

How couples argue in jackbox games Wife: you come home and you just act like I’m not here. What else am I supposed to do? I’m not disposable 2👍 Husband: booty hairs 115👍

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

*talking to my friend* who gives a fuck man it doesn’t matter at all money is like a concept and shit and the stock market is completely fake *we walk past a homeless guy* sorry brotha no actualization on me

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

They hired me to be the guy at the airport who yells at all the cars at the pickup section but I got too into it and started hitting the cars really hard and hurting the drivers

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Dick game so trash I got my roommates behind me doing the Wii bowling jump and spin when i pull out

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

People were arguing about if you’re allowed to root for USMNT if you’re a leftist but failed to consider that USMNT will never win anything, which is one of the most leftist things you can do

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Over the weekend a guy asked me as I was leaving the bar what team I wanted to win the World Cup and I said Antarctica because I was trying to be funny and I didn’t hear this but my friend told me that the guy said my answer annoyed him so much he wanted to fight me lol

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Having enough space in the dishwasher to use a colander honestly feels more decadent than caviar

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I am officially rooting for all the first world Christian White nations of this earth. Gutsy win from Belgium, a country full of people who actually have to work instead of living on handouts like Senegal. Thank you FIFA!

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Got so drunk over the weekend I accidentally asked my brother if I can make a 3D model of his body

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/07/2026

Bro. Please Watch My Masturbation

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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

my tip got creamy at gardevoir island

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I’m AI Johnny Knoxville, and this is counting how many Rs are in the word Strawberry

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I tried to buy a ticket to the underscores show tomorrow and my phone turned inside out

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It always makes me laugh to think about living in the Star Wars universe and you’re having a bad day just laying on the couch moping around and all of a sudden fucking C-3PO walks into your room and you have to deal with him

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Like how people on here root for whatever country they think is less evil during the World Cup I always pull for the country with the most beautiful women. I think Gardevoir Island is going all the way this year

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Seeing HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) on 35mm tonight

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

i like jeans too omgggg

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Donald Trump I urge you to do some research on various topics and geopolitical issues. For starters why don’t you type nipsteam into elgoog

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The Evil Lawyer: Your honor, permission to shoot my client in the head, killing him instantly?

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Having a religious experience as I realize all the jpegmafia albums I enjoyed when I was 20 are actually bad

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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Help spencer or i will hit you with a pair of pliers

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I see some of the vapes people have and I feel like I’m failing the vibe check at these vape stores people are getting laffy taffy pez dispenser vapes and I could only ever buy brutalist vapes that hurt you. Black and white Estonian vape about the life of a pigeon

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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The Kid Therapist: Whenever you find yourself feeling overwhelmed or consumed by anxiety, I want you to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and count to this many 🖐️🖐️

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