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Andrew Guyton

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/03/2026
What I did with my evening
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 21/02/2026
The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, starts removing 695,000 archive links
If DDoSing a blog wasn't bad enough, archive site also tampered with web snapshots.
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Matt Kavanagh @mattkavanagh.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Eye of Moron suddenly swings in your direction…
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a castle with a burning eye on top of it .
ALT: a castle with a burning eye on top of it .
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/02/2026
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
MUST READ thread before Monday night's forecasted G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm. Auroras could be seen as far south as the U.S.-Mexico border at times. Widespread mid-latitude displays are possible. Here's what you need to know to have a successful aurora chase tonight! 🧵 #heliophysics #aurora
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/01/2026
Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-y…
Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Family Christmas is when you learn so many new things, such as the fact kids are using devices to emulate amiibo if they don't care about the statues. But I would never let such blatant lawlessness into my home, personally. I'm merely showing what relatives are doing.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
SEASON'S GREASONS
Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.
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Jackary Draws @jackarydraws.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
hard SF vs soft SF is a false dichotomy, it's really mathpervert or alienfucker
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ. We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights. Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
katforillinois.com
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
Show your support with a contribution.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025
white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Sometimes I am forced to admit - and worry - that I am just not a sicko. I don't have it in me. Images via the No Man's Sky subreddit.
A No Man's Sky player-built corvette, viewed in profile. It's made up of small fuselage segments that spell out the word "SHIP"A No Man's Sky corvette. It's... a forklift. Just a whole-ass forklift, floating in space.A No Man's Sky corvette, built to be indestructible. It's in the shape of a Nokia brick phone, flying past an asteroid field with a planet in the background.A No Man's Sky corvette, built to instill terror. It's Thomas the Tank Engine, complete with dead, googly eyes.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 02/09/2025
I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I… WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
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Dora B @heyitsdora.com · 24/07/2025
Remember, what is "smut" or "adult content" has always had VERY loose boundaries where conservatives are concerned. It is a small step for them from outright porn to anything that they deem "inappropriate"... including queer themes and identities. You HAVE to hold the line for everyone.
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UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Corp accountant here, Investor Relations is the team that is legally obligated to handle investor concerns. If you have a fund with MC or Visa in it, I suggest calling and demanding to know what your compensation will be for the reduction in Earnings Per Share caused by cutting off income streams (:
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 18/08/2025
Have you heard the tale of Darth Maul? It’s a two-parter.
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 16/08/2025
You can always wish ill on transphobes and billionaires

it's always morally correct
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
AUGUST 16, 2025
two characters in a single comic strip pane:
- first character: "I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WISH ILL, STEVEN"
- steven: "DAMN"
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foxyoreos (they/them, commissions open) @foxyoreos.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It's like a virus. If they put out a statement at 2 weeks and we stop, then the next time they censor even more, we'll have to call 4 weeks to get them to even make a statement. The fight won't be easier to win a year from now. We just have to be relentless, we can't give them a recovery period.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
so someone broke into my apartment at night and stole all of my swords and im kind of. in shock
a decorative elaborate wall display of five swordsa denuded wall where only hooks are
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
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Malachite Tigerbunny @malachitetiger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab. Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls. If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.
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A.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Currently on the phone with Visa Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch (cont)
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 24/07/2025
Just noticed that there's a double-pack of Wavetale and The Gunk going 94% off. Two good and very pretty sci-fi action adventures. Easily worth a couple dollars.
Screenshot from WavetaleScreenshot from WavetaleScreenshot from The GunkScreenshot from The Gunk
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Please… for the love of god, just stop reading Harry Potter. There are other god damn fantasy series out there, and ones that don’t give money and attention to a person helping to directly harm trans people.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/07/2025
zohran keeps proving that you don’t need to be afraid of far right framing
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
If we hit our goal ($50k to go!) by Sunday night, we’ll make merch of me flipping off a transphobe. Do your part here: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...
Libs Of Chicago @Libs_OfChicago
This is @KatAbughazaleh flipping off one of her potential constituents for having a different point of view on men dressed as women reading to children at the library that taxpayers fund.

[picture of me showing my middle finger to a lady who was calling the crowd predators and pedophiles outside of a Drag Queen Story Hour event]
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Czepeku @czepeku.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
We have removed all of our content from DriveThruRPG. Choosing to be 'apolitical' rather than standing with an antifascist creator is a crazy move. @9thlevelgames.bsky.social have this as their pinned post. These are creators we feel proud to stand by.
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MCroft07 - Xtreme Makeup Athlete @mcroft07.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Painted myself as the Silver Surfer 🖤
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 23/06/2025
In case you can't tell what just happened, JK Rowling instructed her followers to take photos of anyone in a women's restroom who doesn't match their idea of Western feminine beauty standards. Short hair? Thick cheekbones/jaw? Too tall or broad-shouldered? You're now "a man" and will be harassed.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
[P] It is 2003. A dim-bulb Republican President has entered the US into a war in the Middle East based on thin/false evidence of WMDs. It is 2025. A dim-bulb Republican President has entered the US into a war in the Middle East based on thin/false evidence of WMDs.
Doctor Manhattan from the Watchmen comic books, sitting on Mars
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 22/06/2025
I keep getting people suggesting it’s mean to dress him up. Folks, if a cat does not want to wear a thing—you will not be able to make them. Darwin wore onesies as a tiny kitten because temp regulation issue; as a result he enjoys the sensation and even brings me outfits from his toy box. It’s OKAY.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Rebecca Sugar just announced a new album, I can’t wait to hear it! rebeccasugar.bandcamp.com/album/lonely... (BTW, you can hear Rebecca tease this announcement as a guest on last week’s @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...)
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Lonely Magic, by Rebecca Sugar
7 track album
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 31/05/2025
Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right now—it’s basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...
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Internet Roadtrip
Let's take a streetview roadtrip
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razorgirl @razorgirl.diy · 25/04/2025
She's not wrong, but I'm also not used to a trans woman being against speedrunning
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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Cosmic Fool @enasni.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We're unexpectedly having to move on short notice, and frankly, we can not afford to. 🥲 Every donation, no matter the size, will make a huge difference for us as we find new housing. If you're able to help out, even just by sharing our link, we would be incredibly grateful. 💜 gofund.me/24cefdd8
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Donate to Support DesiRée, Trey, and Tora's unexpected move, organized by DesiRée Preston
Hi friends, My name is DesiRée (or Enasni), and I currently live… DesiRée Preston needs your support for Support DesiRée, Trey, and Tora's unexpected move
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JUNKWORX ✨ COMMS OPEN @junkworx.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
My NSFW Catgirls zine 😽
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.
Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Greg Casar on stage in Tucson in front a crowd of 23,000 people.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 13/03/2025
UNDERTALE is on sale for $1. If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up. store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
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Save 90% on Undertale on Steam
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
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Ava Ayers @avaayers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
Officers have also struggled to meet their quotas because immigrants are refusing to open their doors when ICE officers knock. The enforcement teams generally do not possess criminal arrest warrants that would allow them to force their way into their targets’ homes. ICE officials say they can’t afford to leave teams of officers waiting around for targeted immigrants to exit their homes.
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Jarz @jarzipan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“The events of the past weeks have made one thing abundantly clear—Tech’s leadership has prioritized optics over transparency and silence over meaningful engagement. The removal of DEI-related content was not just an administrative decision; it was a statement...about what the Institute values most”
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Consensus: DEI - Technique
As the ink dries on yet another executive order from the Oval Office, here in Atlanta, the Trump administration’s policy against Diversity, Equity and Inclusion...
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