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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Look at the size of that thing, Doctor"
The latest in the Doctor Who Production Diary series.
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remember when they watched The Trial Of A Time Lord on Gogglebox? #DoctorWho
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rewatching #TheBill and all manner of actors turn up. But I wasn't expecting Hambel #PlaySchool
The Bill S10E88. Guest starring Hambel.
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bloody warm out. Here's a little something I made earlier... #DoctorWho youtube.com/watch?v=QpOv...
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HEATWAVE! | Doctor Who | Supercut | Featured In DWM 581
YouTube video by Pip Madeley
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I once tried accidentally gave a Word document a left hand margin of 5 metres. Got a call from my next door neighbour saying it had appeared on his monitor.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Guardian ends its piece on today's news with this cheery phrase: "plus an ongoing comic strip in Doctor Who Magazine which continues – for now – to be published monthly." #DoctorWho
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A picture that captures your essence.
Diane Morgan, saying ‘Absolute cunt.’
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 28/05/2026
I would also appreciate it if a bunch of nerds helped me iron out any bugs in this: andrewblair.co.uk/apps/who-tit... #doctorwho
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Doctor Who Title Generator
A test version of a Doctor Who title card generator.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A reference to Tom Baker & Lalla WardA reference to JNT & Gary Downie
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Carole Ann Ford has also done all of these. 10 points to me.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?
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Peter Anghelides @anghelides.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is a bird’s eye view of him.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
April Fool!
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Isn't the "extended" ep 1 an actual early edit? First released on DVD to show with a "production sound" soundtrack? Hence the option on Blu-Ray to view it with prod'n sound, or new soundtrack?
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Fanny Hill Regan and the Bent Stripper The Adventuress of Henrietta Street Starsky & Hutch - Gillian A Scandal in Belgravia
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Smoking allowed in the left hand side of the cinema.
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Paul Magrs @paulmagrs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you enjoyed my radio play 'The Goblin King and Me' yesterday, could you please post about it or share the link to BBC Sounds with your family and friends..? It's so easy to miss these things and it's available to listen to for the next week. Thank you! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Dave Owen @wavenode.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I thought it would be fun to tabulate where Doctor Who interrupted the four broadcast series of Blake's Seven. They're very concurrent for series A, less so later. I realise that in my O-level year I was only allowed one TV programme per school night, so "The Five Faces" precluded some of series D.
A worksheet with the transmission dates of Blakes Seven episodes amid the surrounding Doctor Who ones.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
And The Children Shall Lead - N*de!!
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
@tenacrebooks.bsky.social Just received my "damaged stock" copy of Adventures in Type and Space. I can't find anything wrong with it! Glad to have had a chance to catch a copy. It accidentally snuck to the top of my to-read pile.
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man falling through a bar— forever. ” ― George Orwell, 1984
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ordered. But will it be better than www.redheadmusic.co.uk/musical.php?... ?
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Redhead Music Online - Scrooge! A Ghost of a Chance
This entertaining adaptation of Dickens' A Christmas Carol, by Colin Baker (Doctor Who) and Sheila Wilson (Hosanna Rock!), makes a perfect Christmas production. The script is witty, clever and sharp, ...
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You, boy, did #RussellToveyFuckeAFyshe ?
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Lads, I just saw something over on Instagram that blew my tiny mind. I’d not seen any of this before, so I just had to share. You ready?
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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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🍂 Simon Threadgold 🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“Just touch these two strands together and the Daleks are finished. Have I that right?” “To destroy the Daleks? You can't doubt it.” “I don’t, I’m asking have I got this right? These two strands, yes?” “Oh, yes. That’s right.” “Cool. Bye bye Daleks, yer dicks.”
4th Dr Who holding wires, Sarah standing next to him.
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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
A bit previous, but yesterday I felt like doing a GRUNTLEIGHNUTS for the first time in a while, perhaps fearing that it had been so long that I may have forgotten how to draw...
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David Brunt @davidbrunt.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Go on, you know you want to buy it... www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1845832221/
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The Doctor Who Production Diary: The Hartnell Years: 1
Buy The Doctor Who Production Diary: The Hartnell Years: 1 by Brunt, David (ISBN: 9781845832223) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
[daytime, exterior] Bond emerges from a garden shed. Bond [to self]: Ah! That was a magic wank I just had! I'm so glad I sent that life-like robot version of me to get fucked to absolute bits by missiles on that island so I could stay here and have that really magic wank I just had in that shed.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Full credit to Politico for continuing to employ a guy who usually does slightly off Disney characters on ice cream vans as their artist-in-residence.
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
No, Roy. *defecation*.
Roy Castle blowing trumpet.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
When redacting goes wrong :)
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Andrew Orton @andreworton.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Enjoy this terrifying description of the Cosmic Microwave Background radiation that I found online. ned.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/March...
An image of a black dot in a large circle, in which are many small blue circles. Outside of the large circle are many small grey circles. The accompanying text that says: "Figure 9. The Surface of Last Screaming. Consider an infinite field full of people screaming. The circles are their heads. You are screaming too. (Your head is the black dot.) Now suppose everyone stops screaming at the same time. What will you hear? Sound travels at 330 m/s. One second after everyone stops screaming you will be able to hear the screams from a `surface of last screaming' 330 meters away from you in all directions. After 3 seconds the faint screaming will be coming from 1 km away...etc. No matter how long you wait, faint screaming will always be coming from the surface of last screaming - a surface that is receding from you at the speed of sound ('v  sound'). The same can be said of any observer - each is the center of a surface of last screaming. In particular, observers on your surface of last screaming are currently hearing you scream since you are on their surface of last screaming. The screams from the people closer to you than the surface of last screaming have passed you by - you hear nothing from them (gray heads). When we observe the CMB in every direction we are seeing photons from the surface of last scattering. We are seeing back to a time soon after the big bang when the entire universe was opaque (screaming)."
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Victims of Skagra’s mind-draining machine.DWM issue 88
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’m the same.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 16/09/2025
man rolling rock up  hill
how it started how its going
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
Beaver Book of Horror by Daniel Farson. The cover is a photo-realistic picture of 2 children being watched over by an assortment of famous horror monsters.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I’m sure I’m not the first to find it, but it’s still exciting to me - I now have dates for the serialisation of Terry Nation’s Dalek story in the London Evening News :)
It’s Harold Wilson’s turn as Prime Minister this month. As well as the usual mixture of economic and foreign policy difficulties, he is facing a Dalek invasion.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Currently listening to the audio of missing Mystery & Imagination ep The Body Snatcher. I can make out one word in every ten. I’m going to have to read Stevenson’s original, aren’t I?
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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The Wilder Way: Starring Patrick Wymark @harrydobermann.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
You never hear anyone talking nostalgically about that live monkey they bought off the back of a horror comic.
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Exploding Planet Feast of Steven Temple of Secrets Bell of Doom
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Illuminations @illuminations.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Calling historians and researchers. The BBC Written Archives Centre has changed its access rules without consultation. This means an end to proper independent research into the BBC's rich history. 178 have already signed the open letter. Please join the campaign: tinyurl.com/bbcwaccampaign
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Open letter BBC Written Archives - August 2025
Join the campaign to protect the future of independent research at the BBC Written Archives Centre The following text is an open letter expressing the concern of historians and researchers about chan...
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Simon Simmons @glassstanley.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Every so often I’ll have a look at the local papers from where I grew up. This photo appeared in the recent edition - pupils from St Mary’s school, Sutton-in-Ashfield, 1980. Wonder what episode had just been transmitted?
4 pupils, drawing. One has drawn their own Blake’s 7 adventure, featuring 3 members of the Liberator crew and their ship.
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