Reposted by gildedThe Onion @theonion.com · 10hCornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 12181831544
Reposted by gildedBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 11hshoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign 591345195
Reposted by gildedNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 17hbold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here 221297232
Reposted by gildedThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's not even destroyed buildings and rubble it's just dust and ash 281668503
Reposted by gildedAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026The entire motto of this administration towards LGBTQ youth is "fuck them kids." thehill.com/homenews/edu...thehill.comEducation Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ studentsThe Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati… 28927299
Reposted by gildedKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructurestatic.klipy.comIronic Star Wars MomentAlt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic." 521460311
Reposted by gildedCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth. 272476538
Reposted by gildedhegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thinking about how the fat free diet fad in the 80s and 90s set an entire generation up for failure because dietary fat directly triggers CCK, PYY, and GLP-1 release in the gut, all of which are necessary for satiety and reduce caloric intake overall even with no other changes by reducing hunger 55916
Reposted by gildedNick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun" 191528447
Reposted by gildedjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness 111077157
Reposted by gildedregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“This is not a dark chapter in Cornell’s history, it’s a morbid pattern” Editorial Board at The Cornell Sun absolutely fucking your shit UP www.cornellsun.com/article/2026... 3634451014
Reposted by gildedsasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Astonishing really how ADHD-denialism so closely matches early trans-denialism (say, a decade ago, before it went mask-off eliminationist), to the point that it includes the exact same personalities, again vomiting their know-nothing opinions all over the place. 302143654
Reposted by gildedProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19595833513
Reposted by gildedJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is a fairytale that people love to tell themselves so they can be convinced that the arc of history bends toward justice. The vast, VAST majority of the men of the SS walked away without even spending a second in prison. 1449796
Reposted by gildedSubscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Andy you think he cares about your fat ass" is the perfect response to MAGA right now. Trump truly does not care about Andy's fat ass. He's got a ballroom to build. 1684586
Reposted by gildedRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished. 904562854
Reposted by gildedArthur Gies (he/him) @aegies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The sunset in Manhattan is a Lot tonight. This is not edited. 4606
Reposted by gildedWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Very Greek tragedy thing about LLMs is that they simulataneously provide clear evidence that writing is extremely important to cognition while they also cause people to stop doing it. 1139442
gilded @gilded916.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a paper mobius strip as a symbol for all those who have grown tired of being forced to pretend to be some1 else. two sides of one whole reunified. no matter how you look at it, you can see both now. a hope and a prayer for the future 001
gilded @gilded916.bsky.social · 25/09/2026im eating your shoes. im breaking into your car and stealing the buttons on the steering wheel. im covering your hands in orange peels 000
Reposted by gildedAirship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is what I keep saying! Defining gender by chromosomes is *the* most radical redefining of gender *ever*. Literally no society in all of human history has ever done that! None! Ever! 101016167
Reposted by gildedHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The inability to live up to your own stringent standards is FUNNY and not an indictment of your soul 7113274
Reposted by gildedrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889351211
gilded @gilded916.bsky.social · 25/09/2026alright gamers here's a brand new question (genuine): does any1 know a phone brand that wouldn't not care if i died 000
Reposted by gildeddisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm here you fuckaas bitch 9721195
Reposted by gildedlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026started listening to the audiobook of The Making of the Atomic Bomb by richard rhodes on my walks and came across the Death Machine passage this morning. still hits like a hammer 15 years after I first read it. my GOAT will never be washed 30704110
Reposted by gildedit's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?" 442511388
Reposted by gildedAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/09/2026They used the existence of kids with ADHD and autism to delay and dismantle care for trans youth. Now they're delaying and dismantling care for kids wtv ADHD and autism. 231583546
Reposted by gildedPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ringen.wikipedia.orgIron Ring - Wikipedia 2072892267
Reposted by gildedElizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive. 551849310
Reposted by gildedLiz Edwards @lizaledwards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I saw this screenshot going around, found this detail charming, looked more into the game (I've never played a Silent Hill) & decided to buy it. Btw these are the "unimportant" background assets AI idiots think AI should be used for 514036983
gilded @gilded916.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just played *the* made of fire chart (on keyboard obvs). feel like i'm reconnecting with my ancestors but like vsrg 000
gilded @gilded916.bsky.social · 24/09/2026holy shit when did they add letting go to stepmaniax i need to play that song so fucking hard the next time i'm at a cab 000
![4-panel comic. (1) [Black background with person with shoulder-length hair with raised arms in front in white, with figures in gray in the background.] PERSON 1: Welcome to stargazing! I’m back, despite efforts by astronomers who hate cool space facts to cover me up so I can’t see the sky anymore! Nice try, losers! Next time buy a tarp that’s harder to chew through! (2) [Person looks toward binoculars in hand.] PERSON 1: Now, let’s spy on some stars! Does everyone have binoculars? If you don’t, find someone looking at birds and try to grab theirs. Stars are the birds of the sky. (3) [Close-up on Person but with white background.] PERSON 1: But stars aren’t the only weird lights. Sometimes the sky fills with rippling colors. That’s the sky’s screensaver. It’s very pretty, so don’t move your mouse and ruin it. (4) [Switch back to black background, person points up while figures in background look toward where she’s pointing.] PERSON 1: That blob is a comet. People used to think they were harbingers of doom. We now know they’re boring, so we have to find new reasons to use the word “harbinger.” I’m a harbinger of astronomy! Cool facts are nigh!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiawgxezuuhswsusbwt5gayq2532hpqjf3subfia57gpj3cnt4jnh4)