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Bort Lugosi's Dead

@giantsizebort.bsky.social
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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them

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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 5h
There's a part of me that wants to redo the 1990 list, mostly because it allows me to reframe some thoughts from the twitter version of that thread, and gives me reason to listen to Mellow Man Ace, Jane Child, and Bel Biv Devoe again.
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 5h
Haven't looked at a billboard list in a while.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 10h
Not watching Harry Potter won’t hurt her financially but it will hurt the ghouls who chose to work with her and the fascist-backed companies crowing about acquiring the IP and probably also her feelings. All worthy goals.
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 10h
why did he make a movie where he's the annoying friend to the main character do billionaires just have a level of self loathing we don't subscribe to
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 12h
Queen Aminata speaking French fluently. #AEWGrandSlam
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 12h
What a great guy. #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlam
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Eric McCarthy @emccarthy23.bsky.social · 13h
The one man Mox can’t figure out
Jon Moxley Toru Yano
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dungeon crawler karl havoc @krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 12h
Jake Doyle can't get any cooler *Jake Doyle gets a sick jacket* Ah,
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 12h
my wife: why is he called dunkzilla me: he has a huge ass my wife: I see
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19h
it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not kidding
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"...AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THE ENTIRE MISSION IS SET UP TO PLAY OUT EXACTLY LIKE SHADOW MOSES, IN AN ATTEMPT TO PROVE THAT IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES ANYONE CAN BE A PERFECT SOLDIER."
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Alex @slymcfly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Speedball is doing media in france today? Ohh let's see what he's up to SPEEDBALL WHAT ARE YOU #AEW
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. let my kid see
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I always start with season 3 even though season 2 has some jams
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtube.com
HERE WE GO :D
YouTube video by ZaGorudan's Misc. Stuff
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is not me advocating for the sanctity of comedy legends and SNL or anything, this is just me thinking it's very funny that a guy who doesn't have to know about any of this has to learn about this every week. It's like explaining DBZ to your grandpa.
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ザッツオールフォークス
Genma Saotome in Panda form from RANMA 1/2 holding a sign that says "IT'S A LIMITED AMOUNT OF SIGNS"
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lorne Michaels, who came up writing for Laugh In and Jim Nabors, created SNL, produced Kids in the Hall, knows Paul McCartney personally: what the fuck is zelda
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's lots of vague memories of needlessly dark frames of cartoons and warbling sound effects that set me off (god damn you, Warner Bros VHS tapes...) but the clearest memory I have of something sending me running out of the room is this bastard right here.
youtube.com
GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON
YouTube video by tylesaintcool
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not sure I like the implication of Nintendo turning heel at the end of all this
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Third Summers Brother @hugetinymistake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dave Meltzer of the @wonf4w.bsky.social notes Linda McMahon turned 78 today
Linda McMahon turned 78 today. Who 15 years ago would have ever picked Linda as the person from that family who did the most damage to the country, kids and education?
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She's so cute TT_TT
Akane Tendo staring dumbfounded at a pot she just dumped an entire can of curry spice into.
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
ALT: Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 04/10/2026
Kofi comments on his first singles match in AEW against Lee Moriarty on Collision.
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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LaserPH @laserph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ryoya Tanaka (田中良弥) pulling out a finger heart with their left hand right at the camera while pinning JACKY KAMEI during a match from DRAGONGATE's recent Korakuen Hall show

Source: 週刊プロレスAT ME??!!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/10/2026
Donald Trump has announced that if Republicans maintain control of Congress after the midterms he will give every American a little kiss
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am once again asking anyone who interviews Wes Anderson to please finally ask him about Showa Era Godzilla.
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
life was good, once upon a time
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no average joel @noaveragejoel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bandido vs. Kofi for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship in front of a passionate French crowd? That's sex. #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision
Bandido vs Kofi
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
#AEWCollision
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
#AEWCollision
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
close enough. welcome back tna king of the mountain match
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
do you think the pope has opinions about NWA-TNA's usage of then Chicago White Sox catcher A. J. Pierzynski in his managerial debut, accompanying Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt and Dale Torberg against their opponents the Diamonds in the Rough? 🤼
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah! #tjpwWP7 #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Characters talking about Batman: he's led a tragic life, but his need to control every aspect of his life can oftentimes be detrimental to himself as well as his relationships Characters talking about Nightwing: man, check out the fat ass on that guy
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 03/10/2026
Welcome Chieri! #tjpwWP7 #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 02/10/2026
Put on some Simpsons to cheer myself up and gosh Lisa’s first words being Bart and the set up of all the babies calling him Homer and Maggie’s first words being “Daddy” made me tear up. The Simpsons really had so much love in it during its peak
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is something fitting about seeing insanely talented wrestlers paying tribute to PAC by doing his spots, but not doing it quite as good as him. Truly a generational wrestler.
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is the same stuff they accused clinton and buttegeig of, but ms. rachel actually does believe those things. the enemy they've been fighting all along has been "a lady who teaches kids to cross the streets safely and share at play time"
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he's just like me, I totally remember spreading uber pwnage in, uh...Dragon Quest VIII...
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