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Mr. Grouchypants

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i've got more action than my man John Woo and i've got mad hits like i was Rod Carew Scram you demons of my mind! Get out of here!

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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 1h
NFL scores week 4 Steelers 24 Browns 27
2000 Victory Plaxico Burress
2000 Leaf Rookies and Stars Tim Couch Slideshow #0350/1000
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 2h
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 11h
condolences to my Phillie phriends but holy hell you ripped our guts out in the playoffs enough times before this
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 11h
ANOTHER WEEK OF HELL FOR US
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Hellfire Skeleton in Fiery Inferno
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 14h
Ray KING that's the name i've been trying to think of all day
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Tomb Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 22h
Let’s kick off our month-long serialization of pre-Code horror with page 1 of “Wish for the Dead” from Beware #1 (January 1953)!
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rolling into October...
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 21h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 01/10/2026
September 30 // October 1
achewood's ray smuckles admonishes little nephew for dressing as a goth: "Listen here now, little mister! You aint' gettin NO pizza so long as you walkin' around lookin' like Gay KISS!"Ray Smuckles in goth garb presses a button on his skull codpiece, which makes it utter the words "BELA... LUGOSI'S... DEAD..."
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The Walking Tim @daddymulk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s time.
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and why not
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh good the other Atlanta team didn't blow their playoff game
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's the series
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Honey Bun Baby in Red Beanie
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
got the old Braves COMC card put away here's a 1950 Bowman Bob Elliott I'm only missing one for the team set now, can you guess which one?
1950 Bowman Bob Elliott1950 Bowman Bob Elliott back
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Atlanta sports teams have the chance to win two playoff series today and oh what horrors await
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 30/09/2026
it's usually gone by sunrise. not always though qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Ghosts! Are they real? Science says no, but the headless bride who walks through walls in my house -

T-Rex: - as if following a floor plan that was lost in a past renovation -T-Rex: - says yes!
Dromiceiomimus: How does she say yes without a head?
T-Rex: Sign language.
Dromiceiomimus: Ah.Utahraptor: You know sign language?
T-Rex: Learnt it for the bride.

Utahraptor: Last question: how does she see YOUR signs without a head?
T-Rex: She doesn't, but I trace letters into her palm.
Utahraptor: Okay. Well. I'd love to meet her, if that's okay.
Narrator: THUS:
Off panel: She's nice, but you must get tired of her excusing herself to use the bathroom, then walking through walls to get to it, but that's your kitchen now and then there's ghost pee in the kitchen.
T-Rex: ...Yeah.
T-Rex: *sigh*
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the late games got outta hand i see
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm assuming that thing on the helmets is referring to this youtu.be/gPybrOxRoT4?...
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Johann Strauss II - Die Fledermaus Overture
YouTube video by Classical Music Only
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shidding, crying, frowing up
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playoffs haven't even started yet and the Braves almost had an injury when Ronald Acuña Jr. nearly ran into one of the pregame sparklers
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we used to really innovate in this country
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
playoff roster dropped
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Matthew McConaughey in True Detective
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
replaced my old and busted monitors yesterday and it's made a huge difference imagine if i did the same with my shitty laptop
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my body is still expecting 90 degrees and the actual temperature is in the 50s and i do not want
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
exasperated dad and bored teenage son visit chicago
case keenum, caleb williams, the bean
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The Shlabotnik Report @shlabotnik-rpt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#BattingCageCard of the day - 1978 Topps Week #CardSky
1978 Topps baseball card of Oakland A's outfielder Mitchell Page.  The candid portrait has a batting cage in the background, and the card features the Topps All-Star Rookie cup logo
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 29/09/2026
Artis Gilmore & Maurice Lucas, 1975 #KentuckyColonels vs. #SpiritsOfStLouis. #ABA
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Atlanta'a foot ball clubs are 2-for-2 on crests and 0-for-2 on names
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone talking about how the Astros won their division with a .500 record when they should be talking about how the White Sox clinched a wildcard berth after losing 402 games over the past four years
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
now that it's all settled i'm surprised to see that only three of the twelve teams in the playoffs will make me want to jump off a cliff if they win the World Series and two of em play each other in the Wildcard round
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Elderly Woman Smoking & Waving
Alt: Not bad, not bad...
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Welp, Phillies up 7-1. See y'all in Cobb County.
A screencap from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. CJ is walking down an alley while saying "Ah shit, here we go again."
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 27/09/2026
Peanuts by Schulz: Thursday, July 5, 1973
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Thursday, July 5, 1973
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL scores week 3 Falcons 35 Packers 14
1997 Finest Cornelius Bennett
1999 Leaf Certified Dorsey Levens
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still trying to figure out how you let this galoot score on this play
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do NOT want to face the goddamn Phillies again but i also despise the snakes
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
woof woof woof woof woof
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Mr. Grouchypants @cardjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
COMC Dawgs card of the day is a 23 Bowman U Nolan Smith Inception these cards are chonky
2023 Bowman U Nolan Smith Inception2023 Bowman U Nolan Smith Inception back
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The 2005 Padres can pop bottles with that Astros loss Astros & Rangers are both 79-81, ensuring that the 2026 AL West champion will be worse than that 82-80 Padres team, giving us a new Worst Division Champion in MLB History
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