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Paul M

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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turns out if you get good grades and can mask well, they let you white knuckle undiagnosed ADHD & autism until your entire life falls apart
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
1. Person on a big wheel bus "Either get on board or get left behind!"
2. other person who can see ahead "Ehhh...I'll pass"
3. Monster Bus goes over a cliff
4. Monster bus engulfed in flames while other person watches
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Picture of the character saw gerrera the rebel leader from star wars overlaid with a post that reads 

People who become right wing 
because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Listen, my friends. If you truly, TRULY want to make this a land of opporunity, #VoteGail and you can by a giant mech and just take stuff from billionaires. How can they stop you? You have a giant war mech. Take their yachts, take their summer homes, just take their stuff and laugh about it!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 17/07/2026
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows the face of a black cat.
The second panel shows a hand moving into the panel and pressing the black cat's ears down.
The third panel zooms out and shows the protagonist, Sarah, and the cat. She is still pressing down on the cat's ears. She says, "you have no ears."
The fourth panel shows the cat's face again. It responds, "you have no hobbies."
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/06/2026
A Japanese fan broke down crying after his country's elimination, but a group of Brazilians fans went to console him and Mexican fans made him soar. You gotta love the World Cup! ❤️🌎⚽️ Video: RÉCORD
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Jim Davis @jimdavismtg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
PSA for streamers who don't want stupid AI shit forced on their content, you can turn off the new "AI summary" thing that's been popping up in your dashboard under settings.
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TheAsianAvenger😈 @theasianavenger.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ONLY DOOM CAN SAVE COMMANDER! Here’s the link to the video! Premier starts at 10am PST so go save and tune in for the most villainous deck of #MTGxMarvel ! youtu.be/C72WhcetAVA
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
transition timeline
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on Data in personal quarters. He is crouching down next to a bed, leaning in and looking at an orange cat who is laying and looking back at him. No caption.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Photo of a screaming red fox on a dry-looking hillside background, with the meme text "IT FUCKEN' WARMDY"
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 19/05/2026
Don't dull your shine for anybody! ✨ #dimension20
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/05/2026
Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out theonion.com/man-with-no-plans-just…
Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
image from inside Artemis II

text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 06/04/2026
men only want one thing and it’s disgusting
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 03/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "try not to set your dick on fire"
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If you're a senator you could really celebrate the Ides of March in style.
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Wurzelmann (Herbst era) @wurzelmann.at · 09/03/2026
Weiter sagen!
Meme.

A Sailor Moon type anime girl in a giant shopping cart. Text reads "If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't"
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 24/02/2026
a mundane curse #comic
cartoon drawing of someone trying to clean their glasses on their shirt. she holds it to the light. still dirty. frowning. “no”

“may your enemies’ glasses be always smudged, and their shirts the wrong type of fabric ♥️”
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 07/02/2026
Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone. Trans rights are human rights. When we gather together, we can make Magic.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 06/02/2026
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 04/02/2026
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Various drawings of black cats with yellow eyes. Don't forget to be a little weirdo today.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I don’t expect people to know all the bad stuff about every originally famous for non-political stuff person, and think people should react to the ignorance like an evil version of this XKCD, but I do want people to act like Ms. Roan when they’re informed instead of getting defensive/combative.
Two panel XKCD comic 

Panel 1: TRY NOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS.

BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS' BY THE TIME THEYRE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Infographic of: 
HEARD OF IT AT BIRTH = 0% 

FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT BY 30 = 100%

US BIRTH RATE = 4,000,000/year

NUMBER HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME = 10,000/day

Panel 2: 
IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM NOT TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS.
AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN.

Long hair stick figure: “DIET COKE AND MENIOS THING”? WHAT'S THAT?

No hair stick figure: OH MAN! COME ON, WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE.

Long hair stick figure: WHY?

No hair stick figure: YOU'RE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
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Joshua W. Cotter @joshuawcotter.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
A drawing of an anthropomorphic goat and sheep, the goat is saying “THEY UNDERSTAND THAT THE FORCE OPPOSING HOPE IS DESPAIR. THE DESPAIR WE FEEL IS MANUFACTURED.
AND WHAT HAS BEEN MANUFACTURED CAN BE TAKEN APART.”
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RoBOOgoblin 👻 @ttrpgifs.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Three pane meme of Adam Driver from Marriage Story wearing black pants and a red shirt.

1st - Adam is extremely mad and pointing and text that says "everyday I wake to some AI bullshit"
2nd - Adam is punching the wall and leaving a hole
3rd - Adam covering his eyes with both hands while sobbing
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts a young girl in bed. She hears "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.
Panel two depicts the same girl with an excited expression. She thinks, "That must be santa on the roof!"
Panel three depicts the girl smiling.
Panel four depicts a possum on the roof in heels making the "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.
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Open Tabs Cast @opentabscast.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
YOU ASKED FOR IT? WE did it. We signed @shivambhatt.bsky.social up for Secondary Gender Studies: AKA We finally did the OMEGAVERSE episode. (Every new episode is our favorite episode of Open Tabs but this one might be an all-timer. Seriously.) opentabs.libsyn.com/22-secondary...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/11/2025
Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️‍⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Are you trans in the Magic the Gathering space? Are you creating, supporting, even just playing and having fun!? Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together. Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.
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a cartoon drawing of a fox carrying a flag
Alt: Magic the Gathering character Miles Tails Prowler says trans right
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Look they're all running away together 😭😭😭 #fleem #loot #fblthp #mtg #mtgo #throughtheomenpaths #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 01/09/2025
Don't let your memes be dreams, don't let Impostor Syndrome weigh you down. Be the real Spider-Man. #MTGxSpiderMan #MTGxMarvel
Magic: The Gathering | Marvel's Spider-Man card

Imposter Syndrome
Mana Cost: {4}{U}{U}
Type: Enchantment
Rarity: Mythic
Abilities:
Whenever a nontoken creature you control deals combat dmage to a player, create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary.
Flavor Text: "I'm the real Spider-Man!" "No, I'm the real Spider-Man!"
Art: Two identical looking figures stand across from each other pointing at the other. They are dressed in the same Spider-Man costume.
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
it's hard to explain how much impact a big tough-looking guy acting calm and normal can have on a situation in general. my husband is the same way. this is what "the left" should be pursuing and encouraging, not searching for some sort of Leftist Andrew Tate
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"i spent a thousand dollars on a gengar, did you spend a thousand dollars on a gengar?" i sleep in a big bed with my wife and we both cuddle a gengar squishmallow
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