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Gary Hyslop

@gforce2002.bsky.social
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 42m
I told myself that about 3 years ago. It’s ok though, it’ll slow down soon!
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 2h
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Dwight Schrute's Iconic Yes Sir, Yes Boss Salute
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 19h
Did you know that there are subtle differences amongst wildebeests that a lot of people don’t know about? Yeah, it’s gnuanced.
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 6h
This is my nightmare
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
[crime scene] partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints me: *whispering* jesus partner: oh shit, jesus
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The Ice Cube Cometh - Solo @theicecubecometh.bsky.social · 17h
Pumpkin Scheiße Latte
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 17h
Ignoring advice to secure and monitor your sandboxes during testing then blaming it on your AI being so smart that it’s a threat to humanity is nasty work
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Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 11h
Once again - the problem isn't "ooo AI models are too scary and powerful". It's that the developers of these products are irresponsible dolts, who have absolutely no intention of changing how they behave. Stop making excuses, use existing laws and make them responsible for their own actions.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are part of an academic society or a professor of any kind, public statements that you do not condone Drexel cutting off the academy of natural sciences from the public of Philadelphia is very important right now. We need your voices. Urgently.
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Queen Elizabeth Park and Lynn Canyon are always my must stops when I’m in Vanc.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scholars are unsure why the chorus starts singing Aristophadeez Nuts here but it's consistent across all our surviving manuscripts
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An average launch cadence of every two days - on average, starting now. Absolutely laughable.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has your school connected with a scientist yet this year? Skype a Scientist offers free connections with scientists for virtual Q&As with classrooms, libraries, clubs, and more! Sign up for a match at www.skypeascientist.com/sign-up.html 🖼️ by @hanfranstudio.bsky.social
A goofy school of fish in a science class swim while dropping green liquid that says let’s talk science in school
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, at a certain age you forget that you had to do the task in the first place. (Me)
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you, great article. Need more of this type of analysis of this government. Carney and team need to be mindful that at some point they likely will not be able to keep riding the anti-Trump wave and consider what comes after.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heads up, the Burger King seagulls are in frenzy mode, protect ur nugs
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always assumed it was.
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Nathalie Maréchal, PhD @nathaliemarechal.net · 01/10/2026
I absolutely know who needs to hear this, though I won’t name names. Progressive orgs need to stop pretending that “AGI” and “x-risk” are ideas to take seriously. No one is building a computer god that could go rogue and turn us into paper clips.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Pays off” who, exactly. Not taxpayers I expect.
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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Ben Winters @benwinters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that chatbot doing that unsafe/violative thing is not it 'going rogue' or an 'unfortunate incident of unintended consequences,' it’s the logical and devastating consequences of an unsafe product put out by irresponsible companies that have been conditioned to believe consequences dont exist for them
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You are clearly the star in that ad!
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The rest are here to laugh at those jokes!
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ACCURATE AF.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The average human only uses 10% of their rizz
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why has Elon Musk been getting this film's trailer banned from most social media platforms Maybe we should all watch it to find out
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Out in the storm? I think you’re going to BE the storm! 
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Congrats on the new gig!
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, well, here it is again then:
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MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I'm a lot like Vincent Van Gogh if he had two ears and couldn't paint.
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I tell people often: “Pretty big opinions for what’s basically a complicated chemical reaction.”
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sprinkling cinnamon on your eye rolls
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reverse sloppy joe called a Tidy Terry
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
somewhere out there is a Sloppiest Joe
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It really does feel like a Johnny-come-lately to this space. E-trucks are so commonplace and kind of old news in Europe and Asia.
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t have anyone to give a calendar to, but I did make a donation.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Snail Facts advent calendars are ready 4 u Scratch off a shell a day for facts about the snails of the world. Get one for you, for your kids, for your niblings, your neighbors' kids, hell, your grandma. Snails are for everyone! SquidFacts.net
An 11x14 inch poster featuring snails, slugs, nudibranchs, and other snails! There are 24 yellow-green snail shells that you can scratch off. There's a leaf sheep and sea bunny and sea angel and fire snail and banana slug and mystery snail and ramshorn snail and candy cane snail
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"In 2016, Trump’s goal was to control the media. In 2026, it is to destroy the media. He recognizes it as a depreciated asset. Trump is a corporate raider doing what corporate raiders do. He seeks to destroy the media as he seeks to destroy the US itself." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/gutting-th...
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Gutting the Fourth Estate
The US media were willing cogs in Trump’s machine. Now he’s tearing it down.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stephen Hawking wrote out the secrets of the universe without the use of his body, but you can't text me back
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jeff Goldblum's Iconic 'Life Finds A Way' Quote
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 21/09/2026
One of the less remarked-upon aspects of atheism is how it changes the way you see sunsets. If you believe in an omnipresent God, then sunsets are one of God's intentional creations, which means that the beautiful colors refracting through the darkling sky were *chosen* to produce that effect.
Two cross-sectioned anatomical drawings of men's heads revealing their brains, which have been filled with marching robots from old pulp magazines. Their stare at one another with raw, exposed anatomical drawing eyeballs, which radiate a halo of spiky lines. The background is a psychedelic, fractal-shot colored cloudscape.
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When someone’s doing great stuff, a little counts for a lot. Go easy on yourself, tomorrow’s another day.
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If he taps his heels together three times, will he return back to wherever the hell he came from?
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Gary Hyslop @gforce2002.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All of the above!
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