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German integration @germanintegration.com · 04/05/2026

These thick white pricks are thrusting out of the earth again. Time to put them in your mouth

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 23/03/2026

Who wants some fat foamkiss balls

A jewel case of eggs covered in colorful sprinkles. Dickmann's Dicke Eier, the label says, then: Dicke Schaumkuss Eier. A rabbit with obvious blood-sugar problems stumbles towards us on his back legs, showing us that he has no dick or fat balls

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 20/02/2026

The only ruler cops want to keep honest www.rbb24.de/panorama/bei...

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Polizei findet weitere fehlerhafte Lineale

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 12/02/2026

Be careful what you wish for, James Van Der Beek open.spotify.com/album/0Glmdb...

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I Don't Want to Wait (Dawson's Creek Theme)

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 23/12/2025

Baby, it's cold outside but things are heating up here at German Integration. Not too hot though. It's not even that cold out germanintegration.com/german-chris...

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Germany's horniest Christmas album: reviewed!

Click through to see a hot stud sing Christmas

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 23/12/2025

Christmas spirit faltering? Let Aschenbrödel pick it up like a pea out of some ashes or whatever

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 22/10/2025

Time change and a week of rain like seasonal depression needs to make an entrance after sleeping in my bathtub all summer

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now? It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 19/09/2025

How does one become a person who points at nothing for the news? If ever got to be a person who points at nothing for the news I'd point with like a hot dog

It's a screenshot from German news about opposition to a wind farm. There's a steel-haired woman gesturing at a swampy field where a windmill or some shit is supposed to be built. Who gives a shit, right? Well, she does. She's put on her most serious frown and frowniest puffer jacket for this photo opp and the world had better damn well know that she's terribly scared.

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 16/09/2025

Ever wanted a 128x128 .bmp of Bob Dole tiled seemlessly on your desktop? Of course you have. But you missed your chance, right? Right? www.dolekemp96.org/interactive/...

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Dole Kemp '96 Computer Wallpaper

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 28/08/2025

I've been going easy on this guy

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 15/08/2025

learning about the history of the sport

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 15/08/2025

This isn't 100% why i do what i do but it is 100% right "You hate the modern Internet? Me too. Let’s build something better, together. Something that serves our needs, and doesn’t hinder them. Something where people have a stake, and ownership, and a sense of sovereignty..."

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 02/08/2025

If a compilation CD of beach-themed German dance remixes sounds bad, imagine actually listening to it germanintegration.com/german-summe...

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The best German music for the worst summer ever

Enjoying summer? Not anymore!

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 12/07/2025

Nobody knows where to start with German integration so why not start at the start? Read the revamped introductory lesson you missed the first million times germanintegration.com/introduction...

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The introductory German integration lesson you never knew you needed

The guide to fitting in where nobody can

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 07/07/2025

Remember when we all made fun of the Jersey Shore people until douches stopped existing? We need to do that again

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Exactly.

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 04/06/2025

You can see why Elisabeth would be the end of the line

A family grave stone. It lists three names. Peter Fucks, Anna Fucks, and Elisabeth Wiedemer.

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 30/05/2025

A towel makes a fine whip, good pot holder, and a poor-man's trivet. But can it protect you from butt? Here's how we found out the truth germanintegration.com/german-towels

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How do towels keep German suanas so clean?

The German sauna means one thing: nudity. But when genitals start sweating, how do they keep it clean?

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 29/05/2025

It's Christi Himmelfahrt today. The day when, after his resurrection and 40 days walking the earth, Jesus ascended to heaven by ripping ass

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 07/05/2025

Worms, pigs, me, worms, probably pigs again. I don't know what this does to the food web but I'm integrated germanintegration.com/mett

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Mett: is it really safe?'

DELICIOUS RAW PORK SANDWICHES ARE COMING FOR YOUR FAMILY

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 30/04/2025

You used to be able to stand on keyboards. Look what they took from you

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 29/04/2025

Mark Carney isn't a real person. He's an actor named Mark Moses

A black and white photo of a handsome middle-aged man with salt and pepper air and flinty eyes. Mark Carney? Or is it actor Mark Moses' head shot?

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 26/04/2025

What does German Shrek call Donkey?

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 20/04/2025

Anyone ever fucked with the flowbee?

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 20/04/2025

If this looks like gibberish, take heart: your brain is fine. I'm just saying, the witch (haxe) at the old forester's house (Union Berlin football stadium) has cursed a major sports game and the ref rigged the game so nobody dies. This is normal. See germanintegration.com

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German Integration dot com

Get the inside look at Germans like a sausage! Ride the information superhighway like a sausage! Log on to learn like a log--of sausage!

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 19/04/2025

The Hexe of the Alte Forsterei has woven her magic. Stuttgart v. Union Berlin is absolutely cursed. Drawn at 8 goals on 10 shots and even the ref realizes they're all in grave danger

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

important reminder for people getting into arguments with people who are wrong in my mentions

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German integration @germanintegration.com · 17/04/2025

"I had to enable a new screen-sharing software. This one was called Loom and its logo was a panopticon." 1. it's like these motherfuckers don't even know what dystopian is 2. All tech logos are indeed buttholes

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

*spreads butter on Reduced Fat Wheat Thins FUCK YOU NABISCO!

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Feels like the start of a @themountaingoats.bsky.social song

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 01/04/2025

ive locked mr beast in a room adn if he can stay there for 100 days he can stay there for 1000 days i dotn care

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