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German integration @germanintegration.com · 25/07/2026
"terrain covered not only by verdant forest but alpine fields, gorges, ravines and springs, all within close proximity of" blah blah blah Shameful use of ai
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 04/06/2026
1. Loser. 2. Fuck off with this trash
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 14/05/2026
Wet Himmelfahrt
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 04/05/2026
These thick white pricks are thrusting out of the earth again. Time to put them in your mouth
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Zach BOOroney @zachmoroney.eurosky.social · 20/04/2026
You can add this blocklist to the uBlock Origin extension and it removes pretty much all GenAI features from most things! Would highly recommend. github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
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GitHub - Stevoisiak/Stevos-GenAI-Blocklist: A filter list for uBlock Origin that hides specific website features that use or promote Generative AI.
A filter list for uBlock Origin that hides specific website features that use or promote Generative AI. - Stevoisiak/Stevos-GenAI-Blocklist
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 02/04/2026
Stephen Marche isn't just a loser, he's a fucking loser
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 29/03/2026
And an op ed in nyt
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 28/03/2026
I mean what? Who's Red Foreman in this analogy?
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 28/03/2026
Oh? Wait I mean yes!
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 28/03/2026
A tin of off-brand Boyardee pasta probabaly sounds gross, but what am I? Its lawyer? germanintegration.com/communist-nu...
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Communism for lunch? Again? Tasting DDR Original Schulküche’s Nudeln mit Tomatensoße & Jagdwurst
It's pasta musciata from Germany's favourite fake communist school lunch cannery.
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 27/03/2026
Well hell yeah
It's a flan i guess? There's a brown disk in a card box, decorated with a picture of something foamy and strawberry-ey. The brown thing is revealed by a clear cutaway. According to the package, this is called Wiener Boden hell
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 23/03/2026
Who wants some fat foamkiss balls
A jewel case of eggs covered in colorful sprinkles. Dickmann's Dicke Eier, the label says, then: Dicke Schaumkuss Eier. A rabbit with obvious blood-sugar problems stumbles towards us on his back legs, showing us that he has no dick or fat balls
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 19/03/2026
So, they're spending billions trying to reinvent screw guns and vending machines and basically failing but who cares: xi wants it
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/03/2026
Have a Fucking Website www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/h...
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Have a Fucking Website - Other Strangeness — merritt k
For fuck's sake
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 10/03/2026
DEI is what plants crave
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 20/02/2026
The only ruler cops want to keep honest www.rbb24.de/panorama/bei...
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Polizei findet weitere fehlerhafte Lineale
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 13/02/2026
🙄
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 12/02/2026
Be careful what you wish for, James Van Der Beek open.spotify.com/album/0Glmdb...
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I Don't Want to Wait (Dawson's Creek Theme)
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 03/02/2026
"I asked my daughter a question and she replied in perfect chat gpt" There's your problem
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 29/01/2026
Gutted at the news
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 27/01/2026
Ken Shamrock's brain is filthy with horse hormones and tau proteins. Thing could use a wash
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 26/01/2026
Thanks dude. Just gonna take it one brick on the floor at a time
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 26/01/2026
Most people wouldn't even eat something called Teigklunker but I have so what does that make me? germanintegration.com/communist-ob...
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Tasting more communism: Obstsuppe mit Teigklunker YUM!
It's time for dessert with Germany's fake DDR school kitchen brand. But what does that even mean?
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 04/01/2026
More shit reporting from chat gpt
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 30/12/2025
AI writing your fucking headlines now, Guardian? Shame on you
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 23/12/2025
Baby, it's cold outside but things are heating up here at German Integration. Not too hot though. It's not even that cold out germanintegration.com/german-chris...
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Germany's horniest Christmas album: reviewed!
Click through to see a hot stud sing Christmas
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 23/12/2025
Christmas spirit faltering? Let Aschenbrödel pick it up like a pea out of some ashes or whatever
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 20/12/2025
Don't you have an ethical obligation to disclose all your openai advertorials?
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 02/12/2025
You're the ones who partnered with open ai so i guess you were always fucking idiots
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 26/11/2025
According to youtube comments, yes? I'm sure you know I don't get it
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 26/11/2025
C'monnnn backlink! Reviewing Germany's best TLC ripoff: Tic Tac Toe germanintegration.com/german-tlc-t...
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Reviewing Germany's best TLC ripoff: Tic Tac Toe
Just because art is manufactured doesn't mean it's bad. This is not that.
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 26/11/2025
I still don't deal
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 07/11/2025
This is like opening a McDonalds to bagpipes www.reddit.com/r/Munich/com...
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From the Munich community on Reddit: Taiko Drumming Performance - Uniqlo Munich opens today
Explore this post and more from the Munich community
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 22/10/2025
Time change and a week of rain like seasonal depression needs to make an entrance after sleeping in my bathtub all summer
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now? It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 15/10/2025
Or they've actually dealt with narcissists and know they're incapable of being decent people
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 15/10/2025
The worst thing you can do for yourself is listen to a narcissist. The second worst thing is listen to someone who's listened to a narcissist
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 14/10/2025
I'm eating all these delicious communist school lunches like someone brought Peter Thiel to a potluck germanintegration.com/communist-sc...
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Another taste of communism: let's eat school kitchen Schichtkohlpfanne
Time to eat another communist school kid's favorite: whatever Schichtkohlpfanne is!
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 10/10/2025
Wait and see, pedo
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 08/10/2025
The Stasi had to do something while they sat around in your attic www.alliiertenmuseum.de/en/ausstellu...
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Sonderausstellung - AlliiertenMuseum
Die Ausstellung „ColdWarGames – Alles nur ein Spiel“ widmet sich Spielen aus dem Kalten Krieg und über den Kalten Krieg.
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 27/09/2025
Get fucked, Gaetano Campolo
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 19/09/2025
How does one become a person who points at nothing for the news? If ever got to be a person who points at nothing for the news I'd point with like a hot dog
It's a screenshot from German news about opposition to a wind farm. There's a steel-haired woman gesturing at a swampy field where a windmill or some shit is supposed to be built. Who gives a shit, right? Well, she does. She's put on her most serious frown and frowniest puffer jacket for this photo opp and the world had better damn well know that she's terribly scared.
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 16/09/2025
Just right clicking and slamming "set as desktop background" gives the modern monitor user hundreds of bob doles
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 16/09/2025
Ever wanted a 128x128 .bmp of Bob Dole tiled seemlessly on your desktop? Of course you have. But you missed your chance, right? Right? www.dolekemp96.org/interactive/...
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Dole Kemp '96 Computer Wallpaper
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 11/09/2025
Payola
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 07/09/2025
Not bad germanintegration.com/communist-sc...
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A taste of communism: sampling DDR school goulash
What did they feed children in the DDR? Find out here
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 06/09/2025
Please don't use ai
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 05/09/2025
Wasn't the guardian just calling this monster an activist?
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 05/09/2025
So that's what's wrong with y'all
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German integration @germanintegration.com · 28/08/2025
I've been going easy on this guy
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