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Marco Rubio in Dave Chappelle's white guy makeup.

Mike Rogers is down to 3% of the Arab vote at this point.

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I like how this image makes it look like Mike Huckabee is just silently watching the beating happen right in front of him.

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I mean, I think most of us can agree that they are beautiful animals...

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 13h

The median Trump II scandal is finding out that Strategic Air Command has been dissolved by a convicted tax cheat and Palm Beach real estate investor with four domestic violence complaints from his ex-wives who was also an angel investor in a Holocaust-set gay porn film called "The Anality of Evil"

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It's so much worse if it is truly non-sexual, as I imagine is physiologically likely to be the case. The mental image of handjobs is nightmarish, but it is a nightmare whose rough contours I can imagine, at least.

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 13h

Spending a week immolating a hot white chick before the insatiable Moloch of failure that is the Trump Administration... This is exactly the closing argument they need to turn this thing around in the home stretch. I'm scared now.

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 15h

Anyone else having a constant, recurring daydream about taking the Senate from the East Coast alone?

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Calling it right now: either we find ourselves with the House by 5-8 seats and then watch four vote counts for three days praying that we have a Fetterman-dependent bare majority... Or we have 56-58 senators by dawn, with the threat of a supermajority. These are the only possible options.

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My wife got free tickets to an advance screening of that fucking Paw Patrol movie and after successfully avoiding it, "Pawpatol" is just a part of our lives now... Is it just me, or is Mayor Humdinger deeply homophobic? Five cats, single, a white guy who wears purple, his voice... Come on, dude.

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Oh, being doxxed by the BTS Army fucking sucks, in case anyone was wondering. My sole consolation during the whole episode—apart from the fair treatment of my wife in South Korea's papers of record—was that this account was deactivated.

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Part of me was tempted to give it to Twitter, but even checking out Elon's pre-selected starter pack on a burner is absolutely punishing. Y'all wanted to say r*****ed so bad, now you are cursed to wallow in a middle school in 1996 forever... Enjoy it.

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I swear to God, if the vibes are somehow bad on here I'm going to lose my shit. I came back for this energy:

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The big dog in Secret Life of Pets is a horrifying misshapen muppet with a giant mouth and I hate it.

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He's only coming off perhaps the single greatest financial-creative triumph in the history of the industry, why not attack at this moment of weakness?

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Hanging out on a rooftop pool deck that's immediately adjacent to the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway when Canada's perfidy to the gods has stolen the sky... Not as cool as advertised, gotta say.

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Why can't random-ass people run for like, *state* senate anymore, or city council or some shit? Stancil had the civic prudence to run for a starter office that would've allowed us to unearth his horrific mistreatment of women before it could touch the federal brand, because he's a class act.

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"State election law, meet these traps."

I keep telling my dad that his beard is making him look like an aging Alinskyite radical college professor, but he won't listen to me. I'm pretty sure this man voted for Romney, by the way. We live in interesting times.

Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026

I couldn't walk out of NOW YOU SEE ME because I was in it five times BATMAN & ROBIN CROCODILE DUNDEE IN LA NORTH

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Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

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"Coalie spent 250 million years haunted by the memories of the carboniferous forest Coalie once was, because night never ends in the dark, and only our brave miners can bring Coalie into the light for a few brief weeks before the Christ-like sacrifice of Coalie's flesh to keep America strong"

So are there crunchy alien farmers who let the guy have sex with Scarlett Johansson before they slaughter him? Or possibly halal aliens?

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/07/2026

Congratulations on being a whore, crazy person on a microblogging site.

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Please enjoy this timely art from my beloved wife @stagefryte.bsky.social

The Air Bud poster photoshopped to say Air Bad, with wildfire smoke and fire added, and a medical mask has been put onto the dog. Whose name is Air Bud? Maybe? I don’t remember the dog’s name.

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I am going to piss on his grave. With God as my witness.

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Remind me, what phase of a dictatorship is going on state TV to rant about "the five categories of incriminating documents" again?

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Ah, I see that Trump had a fleeting memory of the plot of The Sting sometime in the past 6 weeks.

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I thought Moana was kinda oppressive (though the Polynesian Expansion scene hit as hard as expected) but Frankie Adams overcoming that Kiwi accent was a welcome development. I could only dream whenever her fine colossal self said "I'll do my duty to MAHS" on The Expanse...

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"Welcome to the beating heart of global taste and sophistication. Enjoy this breakfast sandwich with ketchup on it"

Zepbound has robbed John Taffer of some of his physical menace.

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Why not just have ICE agents build the data centers? And post that as if it is unambiguously your idea?

New York's air during a heat wave... Not great.

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At the Bluey Experience in New York... Is it canon that the Heelers lost someone on the Dardanelles?

Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 14/07/2026

"We should be killing more of you people" is the midterm message that America needs to hear.

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An incredible euphemism here for “the government is doing illegal discrimination”

Opportunities Narrow for Women as Hegseth Blocks More Promotions
For the first time in more than a decade, no active-duty female Navy officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year.

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...what offensive capabilities does Darializa Chevalier have, exactly?

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I don't understand why living in Minnesota would make a parrot become so Jewish, or why the parrot from Brazil is Chicano, but I know my daughter seems to like this shit.

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It cannot be overstated that the death squads really are not great, all told.

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2017: "Steve Mnuchin is unqualified to run Treasury!" 2026: "Eric Trump is unqualified to be Sultan-Admiral of America's Persian Gulf pirate kingdom!"

ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca · 14/07/2026

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“data centres specifically for expanding the AI industry” is a category in the same way as “luxury apartments specifically for displacing minority communities”

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The most darkly funny thing about the left trying to disown Platner is that the candidate himself didn't stop fighting with the Bluesky lib set for two days after his rape allegations broke. He was out here acting like we made our move...

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Disbarring vast swaths of the legal profession is high on the to-do list for the coming retribution.

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Holy shit... Did it strip *the entire* coating?

I just watched two resistlibs vying for supremacy between a pedocon joke and a milder bit about Republicans reading at a third-grade level, and both clearly getting defensive of their choices.