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Cassia Rowland @cassiarowland.bsky.social · 7h
NEW REPORT: Under Keir Starmer, England and Wales’s failing criminal justice services made tentative steps towards improvement. But the new government has already put this fragile progress at risk and real improvement requires more difficult political choices. 🧵
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Performance Tracker 2026: Criminal justice system | Institute for Government
The Starmer government made fragile progress on criminal justice, but sustaining this requires further action and difficult political choices.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Think Middlesex are actually on an up upwards trajectory after years of decline but if I had to guess what county had made an admin error they’d have been top of my list.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I need to get travelling and drinking.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Depressing to see the humans’ role being reduced to just stretcher bearers but at least Bolt slowed down when setting our record and didn’t crash into the wall and disintegrate.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Joe Moores out obstructing the field? Anyone got the video clip of what happened? #NORvLAN #cricket
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy National Potato Day (US) to all who celebrate
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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NeoEonOne @neoeonone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the political spectrum.
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London & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today experienced the 24th day of year hitting 30C in London. For perspective in whole of 1980s we had 21 days.
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The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
ALT: The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A terrible game but a good day for football: the right team lost and they’ve abolished VAR.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LOL.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least we’ve got the half-time show to look forward to.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Every one of the Argentinians should be assigned his own referee
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
60 years of hurt coming to an end?
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sobering to see in one chart how June temperature records have been broken this year in so many European countries www.ft.com/content/5f06...
June temperature records tumble across
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Norbert H. @nrbrth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Americans are really starting to get football
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James @northamptonian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
To mark the demise of Humphrey Smith, here’s the @daveyjones.bsky.social dig at the Sam Smiths chain and their somewhat eccentric / complete nutcase owner Humphrey the other year.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“These dogs, as well as other St. Bernards, no longer do mountain rescues because they’re too big to be transported by helicopter.” They must make Clifford seem small
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Very important. Portuguese names can be complex for us English speakers, but this is the correct pronunciation of his name. Cristiano Ronaldo, Who Denies The Allegations.
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Steve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cristiano Ronaldo is the first player in World Cup history to score whilst serving a 3 match ban for violent conduct
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Edwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Over the past 13 years police in the United States have killed approximately 16,000 people. Over the same period in the UK, the figure is 34
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Farage takes two years to down a pint, pass it on
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Alex Bowden @kingcricket.co.uk · 09/06/2026
The real tragedy of this Stokes/Atkinson thing is that it's overshadowing Australia losing to Bangladesh.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Nigel Farage Listens to the News
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
61% of all political donations in the last quarter came from just 14 people Reform took in £9.3m from a handful of super rich donors British democracy is being bought. We urgently need action to take the money out of our politics
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Test Match Special {bot} @bbctms.xmirror.bot · 04/06/2026
And breathe! Here's how day one unfolded at Lord's as the English Test summer began with wickets, wickets... and more wickets 🤯
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/06/2026
Please, please start putting iced buns on lampposts
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"why use google?" webpage from 1999
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Ruth Deyermond @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
May 2026 has been a month of endless humiliations for Putin. This is what the Kremlin does to try to cover up for it: engage in terrorism. A 🧵about Putin's nightmare month. bsky.app/profile/savc...
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We've had enough. The press is one of the last guardrails against Gianni Infantino's autocracy. But Fifa does all it can to crush the media and prevent us from doing our work. An editorial from @josimarfootball.bsky.social. And please support us if you can.
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Omerta - josimarfootball.com
The press remains one of the last checks on Fifa’s power. Gianni Infantino and his media office are cracking down on it.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Somebody has taken the England test squad announcement well.
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Lady Talia @djtalia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...
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Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — That Privacy Guy!
Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise tooling, and an automatic re-download every time the user del...
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026
Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
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World Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - Ex
Our biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A...
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 29/04/2026
The Vancouver Police Department says a request for FIFA President Gianni Infantino to give be given a police escort while in Vancouver, British Columbia, for FIFA meetings has been denied.
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Request for FIFA President Gianni Infantino to be given a police escort is denied by Canadian police
The Vancouver Police Department says a request for FIFA President Gianni Infantino to be given a police escort while in Vancouver, British Columbia, for FIFA meetings has been denied.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Cricket fans have a choice of watching the following bowlers live on YouTube right now: Burns and Foakes; Root and Bess; Yates and Webster; Patel and Eskinazi; Bell and Bailey.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
An expert opinion that the scam reported by the BBC wouldn’t work, and so was a scam on applicants not the system, seems like important context
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 22/04/2026
true story: some Brit wealth managers, clients of whom are rich Brits, told me they keep getting calls saying 'help! i just read in [a newspaper that's not the FT] that we're about to default on our gilts and go to the IMF! what should I do?' and they say 'er, read another newspaper?'
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The report about the surveillance at Madison Square Garden and other James Dolan properties is insane and towards the bottom, there’s a reveal that this kind of surveillance will also be used against fans during the World Cup www.wired.com/story/madiso...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
here’s a clearer video
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Or what about this angle??
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So glad that congress isn’t alive to see this.
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geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social @geoffboycottsgran.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hey @essexcricket.bsky.social any update on the new season?
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Duncan Stone @drcricket.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ye Gods. 🤦🏻‍♂️ How does English #cricket - specifically Middlesex CCC - ever allow someone holding such obnoxious views to chair a ‘Governance and (I shit you not) #Ethics committee’?! #Grenfell www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform housing spokesperson sacked after Grenfell ‘everyone dies’ remarks
Simon Dudley fired after his comments were condemned by prime minister and families of fire victims
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Charles Thomson @cethomson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For two days, every Essex court case I tried to cover went wrong. A flooded court, a collapsed interpreter, a runaway defendant. My firsthand experience of two days of justice system chaos: www.echo-news.co.uk/news/2596892... (Spoiler: Zero delays caused by juries!) @barristersecret.bsky.social
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Trial & Error - Two days of chaos at Basildon and Southend courts
Our south Essex crime & investigations reporter recounts two days of chaos: a flooded courthouse, a collapsed interpreter and a missing…
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