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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. It's called law school. They basically take you in a room and Clockwork Orange you until "it depends" is the only answer you can give to literally any question. It's why lawyers are such fun at dinner parties. :)
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Streetsblog Chicago @chi.streetsblog.org · 01/10/2026
Great news: Bus lanes will be installed on Michigan from Roosevelt to Wacker in the near future, and enforced with cameras. www.transitchicago.com/mayor-brando... Of course, they should further north to Oak Street, but it's a start. (1/2)
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the view from the Irving Park Brown Line station right now. This isn't even like a noteworthy view or a noteworthy place. It's just a random sunset in a random spot in my beautiful, beautiful city. I just looked up and there it was. #Chicago
A view looking west at sunset from the Irving Park Brown Line station, a low cover of scattered grey clouds giving a cobblestone effect, set against the softening blue sky.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I started a rewatch of Battlestar Galactica (2003) to have something to listen to while crocheting a blanket, because I'm young and hip, that's why. I know it eventually goes clean off the rails, but the miniseries slaps. Killer performances up and down the line. And the anti-AI sentiment...oof.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is just like when Caligula lined up a bunch of boats side by side so he could cross the Gulf of Baiae on his horse.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026
By the way, I left this off because I thought it was already sufficient to communicate the scathe at issue, but the second page of this says "and look if y'all need me to beat your ass going into Thursday, I will sit in on the deposition by telephone, so help you God."
FYI: I will not be in chambers after 5 PM EDT on Wednesday. If there are privilege objections asserted after that hour, you will have to come back on Thursday morning at noon (9
AM PDT) so that I can rule on them. There will not be any deferred procedures for resolving privilege issues. At that point the deposition will be completed in my (telephonic) presence. I do not care if this does not accord with your schedule. My schedule has not been of any particular
interest to Ms. Freeman and her attorney up to now; my schedule controls now.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026
Anyway Judge McMahon's answer is "well if there's a problem, you fucking call me and give your shitty frivolous opinion to my face right then and there."
ORDER CONCERNING FREEMAN'S DEPOSITION
McMahon, J.:
My order requires no clarification. It is perfectly clear. Counsel for Ms. Freeman do not
get to set the rules.
Ms. Freeman will answer EVERY question that is put to her - whether or not the question
was asked previously.
If Ms. Freeman asserts attorney client privilege with respect to a question that was not
previously asked, you are to call my chambers immediately to obtain a ruling. If I have to rule on more than one frivolous attorney client privilege objection, there will be consequences, in the form of sanctions, adverse inferences, referrals to the court's Grievance
Committee with the possible revocation of pro hac vice admission to practice or admission to the Bar of this Court, and the possibility of a civil contempt holding. Please understand — this is not an idle threat. I am tired of this. I do not believe that Ms. Freeman's counsel is acting in good faith and I will not stand for being jerked around - and I am indeed being jerked around — in this
manner by any lawyer who practices before me.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since these incidents always devolve into analyzing the intent of the actors involved, it's time to haul out my favorite tedious legal explanation on state of mind. On one end of the spectrum is negligence. You did not know about or intend the consequence but did do it. Legally, an oopsie daisy.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Purest Green Blackadder
Alt: Purest Green Blackadder
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Emotionally, I'm here.
Sisko ironically toasting to his complicity in defrauding the Romulans to enter the war and the dark acknowledgement he would do it again if he had to.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
"I Noticed That You Mentioned Silent Films So I Wanted to Come Over and Explain a Film I am Sure You Have Never Seen Called METROPOLIS" by Berthold Woltze
Man annoying woman on train
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saw this at AMC and it was the best decision I've made in weeks. letterboxd.com/foofyattorne...
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A ★★★★★ review of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
I remember watching this, or at least most of it on TV as a kid, but wow did I remember it or realize how good it was. I am shocked by how good this movie is. Folks, this movie is good. It's got ICONI...
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
but like Dolly Parton was also an incredible musician and vocalist above everything else. Linda Ronstadt once said “Dolly Parton could harmonize with a buzzsaw.” this stellar Trio performance is exactly what Linda was talking about
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Be nice to the millennial homosexual in your life today. I assure you, they are going through it right now.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Saw Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma last night at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social Accidentally being in the middle of a Hannibal rewatch at the same time makes this a week just full of Gillian Anderson covered in blood. Hmm. letterboxd.com/foofyattorne...
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Kevin’s reviews of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
Kevin’s reviews of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Saw this at @davistheater.bsky.social tonight. What a wild fucking ride. I have never been so horrified and spellbound at the same time. letterboxd.com/foofyattorne...
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A ★★★★★ review of The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
What a wild fucking movie. I'm gonna be thinking about this one for a long time. The visuals are stunning and worth the price of admission alone. Some god-tier performances from Gambon and Mirren. I k...
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm rewatching Hannibal. It remains excellent, GAY, and shocking what they got away with on NBC. It's Heated Rivalry for serial killers. Note: Hannibal Lecter: blond, muscular, cocky, with an accent (and his female bestie is stunningly gorgeous) Will Graham: brunette, neurodiverse, huge bottom eyes
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible." www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man
As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...
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Alex Koppel @arsduo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it's not a lake, it's an ocean
Lake Michigan, with concrete steps in the foreground
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026
once again I am asking for a democratic party that actually does what republicans claim they will do
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Saw The Odyssey at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social I liked but ultimately did not love this adaptation. Nolan excels at overwhelming visuals but the emotional work always falls a little flat for me. And I find designing a film for a functionally inaccessible format a little tedious. boxd.it/fiSriV
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A ★★★★ review of The Odyssey (2026)
I saw this at the Music Box and overall, really enjoyed it. It is a big movie and worth seeing on the big screen (and under the influence of your choice). Nolan is undeniably good at visuals and set p...
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/07/2026
It's something called "International Joke Day" today, and Kafka's birthday is this week, so we might as well share this ridiculous classic from our archives to help celebrate:
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Kafka’s Joke Book
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently. “Knock knock.” And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his...
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 30/06/2026
Now that's a headline
Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Fire Any Agency Head Who Doesn’t Make John Roberts Wealthier
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/06/2026
fantashic on tumblr:
Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?" 
Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/06/2026
"This 'fine' carries no particular charge--it is fine the way Pantone 7527 and the hold music at Geico are fine. It's neither an endorsement nor a complaint. The fine only becomes a problem when applied to a noun that requires more than fine. 'Your eulogy for your mother was fine.'"
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The Seven Meanings of “Fine,” in Descending Order of Plausible Deniability
“This fine carries no particular charge—it is fine the way Pantone 7527 is fine, the way the hold music at Geico is fine. It’s neither an endorsement nor a c...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026
this week on catfished
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm currently sitting in Grant Park, drinking a blackberry Truly listening to a free Aaron Copland concert looking up at a sky turning from periwinkle to coral as the sun sets behind the skyscrapers. My city is perfect and all you haters can suck it.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
All the dipshit evangelicals who love to see visions of their god's favor and condemnation in everything are weirdly quiet tonight, eh
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Travis R. Eby @travis-robert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dude I was just in a crowd that was blocking a bus and the girl behind me started chanting “MTA, MTA” and then the crowd parted to let the bus thru 😭 Greatest city in the world baby
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When this day comes from the Trump Tower in Chicago I am gonna be there with a lawn chair, picnic basket and binoculars.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm only 50pp into Make Me Better and I already think it's going to be @sarahgailey.bsky.social's best. Great character work, beautiful imagery, and knowing something really fucked will happen/be revealed at some point is really spicing up my day.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Counselor Troi and Riker are standing in personal quarters and talking. The room is nicely decorated and homey feeling. Various plants and vases and furniture surround. (Including a Horga'hn, the sacred carved fertility statue from a pleasure planet!)
Pic 1 with Riker speaking, caption reads "What's wrong?"
Pic 2 with Troi replying reads, "Everything."Alt in pic 1!
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Hedwig and the Angry Inch: He has pierced his own ear at least once. Rent: He thought about piercing his own ear once." Brutal. Rancid. Accurate.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Everyone learns in grade school history that America was founded on principles of religious freedom, but no one connects the dots on who was doing the religious oppression. It was (checks notes) other self-identified Christians who were also in charge of the state. 1/X
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A karaoke bar but for acting. You and your friends get up on stage to perform movie scenes for strangers. Actually this might be the worst idea I've ever had. I'm putting myself under arrest.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh absolutely not.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'm watching some TNG while crocheting because I am proactive about protecting my mental health. It occurs to me that if Worf had a nickel for every time he's literally played kingmaker for the Klingons, he'd have two nickels. That's not a lot, but isn't it crazy that it's happened twice?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/05/2026
"The remaining 5 percent concerns only the final portion of the hill, the tendency of the boulder to inevitably roll back down to the very beginning, the eternal nature of my punishment, and the fact that Hades has not technically agreed to alter any terms."
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I, Sisyphus, Am Ninety-Five Percent of the Way There
“The remaining 5 percent concerns only the final portion of the hill, the tendency of the boulder to inevitably roll back down to the very beginning, the ete...
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is the stuff that, when it appears in contemporary histories of ancient Rome, makes modern historians go "this has to be made up by a hostile source." Even Suetonius would balk at including such a piece of gossip, and hostile gossip was his whole brand. Why is authoritarianism always so tacky?
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I can make a strong case for Chicago.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We are in engineering with some extras in the background engineering stuff. Up and close in, Data is looking as serious as a heart attack. He's turnt and speaking with an older woman sitting next to him. Closed caption reads, "I am incapable of embarrassment."
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/05/2026
If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.
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