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Gef the Toking Mongoose

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The Jeremy! (stuck in among the zinnias) @tjeremy.com · 1h
Gosh it's dreary today. Here, have a cat! 😃 #cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats
Our black Bombay cat, Carbon, doing a half-loaf on her cat cot and Darth Vader blankie. Underneath her is a catnip dargon.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h
*single note guitar solo*
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h
I want a director with a friend like a Jay I want a director who knows all the comics I want a director whose wife's clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns his dick(p0wns his dick)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h
Cake writing a song about Kevin Smith "I want a director with big shorts and a long jacket"
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 1h
🔫🦐 you'll never take me alive copper
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h
He took a server hostage please she has a family! Ok but who made the rice?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h
You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? No I'm telling you a shrimp robbed this restaurant! Please he is still out there and he has a gun!
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 4h
Today's young people are always getting into my loft and eating all the foam insulation
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 4h
By Kathleen Jennings
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 5h
i can't believe half the shirts on WWE Shop are real so it's crazy when they show up on TV
pew pew pew solo shirtoh my god it's real
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h
Sweet Baby Rays implies the existence of Savory Adult Egons
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title is "Satanic Ritual".
In the first panel we see a little red devil in a bubble bath.
In the second panel we see the devil with a towel wrapped around its head, standing in front of a mirror doing gua sha.
In the third panel we see the devil putting on a face mask.
In the fourth panel we see the devil wearing the face mask sitting on its bed watching a show and drinking a glass of wine.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 4h
[!] Try this ancient throat singing method for just 5 mins a day to call forth dormant creatures from the depths just in time for Halloween
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19h
Everyone's doing the "throw everything you own into the sea" challenge! All the coolest people are throwing everything they own into the sea
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h
I'm always saying this
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h
If you see this, post an Archer
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Archer Threatens Woodhouse with Sand
Alt: Archer Threatens Woodhouse with Sand
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frielf @goblin.fans · 18h
moving like somebody with no ancestral supervision
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Joanna🌱 @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social · 23h
UGH why is my life the hardest life to ever exist. WHY. Find Rainbow of Comics, Volume One @ www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPDGMRCR 🌈 #webcomics #webcomic #comicstrips #comicstrip
Rainbowofcrazy Comics.
1. Jo sits at a desk in front of a laptop (that has a smiley face on the screen). She clasps her fingers together and stretches them outward, eyes closed and smiling. 
Jo: "Okay! Let's get my first comic collection published! I can do this!"
2. Jo adjusts her glasses with one hand, peering down at the screen. 
Jo: "'Describe your book.'"
3. Jo: "UGHHH this is SO MUCH WORK"
Jo slumps back in her chair, hands hang down in dispair, her face in complete distress and turmoil. Life is cruel.
Links: ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy, and Rainbowofcrazy.com
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Jason the Cartoon Fan @jasonthecartoonfan.bsky.social · 22h
Gets criticized once.
Chef Auguste Gusteau from Ratatouille.
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spike nishimura | スパイク • ニシムラ @spikefromwrestling.bsky.social · 12h
how much of a monster do you have to become to beat a monster? not sure. experiments ongoing. #senjo 🤼‍♂️ www.wrestle-universe.com/lives/rwpGR8...
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"Big Show | 2026.10.10" October 10, 2026 streaming! Enjoy high-quality viewing on WRESTLE UNIVERSE. Free trial available.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14h
#SpookyMonth64
An atomic green N64 controller on top of an N64 in a blacklight room with bowling alley carpet
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LaserPH @laserph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
like shit 🤼
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15h
I always knew I would die a silent movie ass death
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15h
launching myself into the sun with a giant slingshot
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15h
Beets, like any other vegetable, are fine as long as you put more than enough butter on them
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h
When my buddies roast hits a little to close to home and I can't think of a comeback
Screenshot from Cujo of a woman with short hair looking out the window of a car at an offscreen rabid St Bernard, subtitles "say fuck you dog"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15h
I will say it's a solid choice if it's some kind of Ferrero Rocher eating contest scenario
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 17h
took a cube to see how it'll hit
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 16h
eats one pretends im walking away walks back and eats another one rinse and repeat
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 16h
Me before Social Media
Four photos of Quentin Tarantino listlessly ambling around an apartment
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The Jeremy! (stuck in among the zinnias) @tjeremy.com · 21h
I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO SLEEP I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO BED #toyphotography #toypics #minimates #ghostbusters #AEW 🤼‍♂️
Minimates action figures: 

In an AEW wrestling ring, Matt Jackson stands wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. Behind him, Hangman Adam Page reveals himself to be wearing a Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man costume.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16h
me any time I see a tray of deviled eggs
Still from the television show Adventure Time showing The Deer after removing his fake hoofs and wiggling his fingers while staring straight ahead with dead eyes
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Social media is good because otherwise I am just walking around my house muttering this shit to myself
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h
The vape sword is fucking dope though
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 19h
everything about this tna max caster stuff is exactly representative of the essence of both tna and max caster. this is a value neutral statement
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vistapro, 3d scenery generator, magazine screenshot, amiga (1991) archive.org/details/cu-a...
low poly 3d greenery, water and hills/mountains. blue sky.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 20h
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h
That Grandpa bit gets me every time
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h
Just rapid fire jokes
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h
The vape sword is fucking dope though
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h
the vape pen is mightier than the vape sword
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don't know you and I'll rob you
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Instead of friends with benefits let's be strangers with detriments
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20h
obsessed with this image that's only used in the irish wikipedia article
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Darkness Pauls 🎃 @paulle.bsky.social · 20h
SCOOBY-DOO! says Godzilla has a daughter and she needs finishing school.
In the end of Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School, Godzilla appears with his daughter.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19h
Fr
I'm disappointed in me too. Y'all ain't special
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20h
carrie (1976)
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
First teaser for "Common Side Effects" Season 2. Coming January 24 on Adult Swim & HBO Max.
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
ssccrrpp. gouache on paper
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