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Geebs

@geebsy.bsky.social
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dyke with penchant for film, video games, memes et al. In the UK.

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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 15h
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 4h
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 2h
Enjoy! Playing and nearing the end of the first chapter - pleasantly surprised by how much I like it. Completely slept on the series until now
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 2h
Very tempted, think the one of the main joys would be couch co-op racing (like in the old burnout days)
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 2h
This game really sounds like adrenaline fueled fun
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Kathleen E. Kennedy @themedievaldrk.bsky.social · 17h
Many people like to laugh at medieval illuminations of stag-snails, oh those funny medieval artists making up anim...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4h
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 3h
Shocked by how much Americans undervalue the violence of the goose.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11h
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 4h
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Sally 🔜 AdventureX @sirin.bsky.social · 15h
"I Shall Name the Dead" is just beautiful. Really enjoying the demo. "A city within the city, magical-realism, investigate the uninterred and uncover their names... burn matches to purify dialogue choices, or allow [The Worm] to get closer." store.steampowered.com/app/4881350/...
Early scene from I Shall Name the Dead; black, teal and bold orange, the entrance to a graveyard.Scene from I Shall Name the Dead; black, teal and bold orange, a priest sits by a graffiti'd wall, bearing the words 'Jesus ta voltando'Early scene from I Shall Name the Dead; black, teal and bold orange, Imaculada in the chapel.Early scene from I Shall Name the Dead; black, teal and bold orange, the Knight, whose one-horned skull seems fused with that of a horse.
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 3h
Ooh that artwork looks so beautiful !
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mulder and Scully from the X-Files holding cell phones with a speech balloon to make them appear to say the quoted tweet from US immigration and customs enforcement: “Contact us if you were harmed by an alien.”  OP noted, “I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.”
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Such grim technology, I don’t know if it’s still in widespread use over here as I’ve aged but it’s so hostile to target young people and kids for simply existing
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Supermarkets in the UK used to freely play high-pitched tones to deter teenagers from loitering near them during the ASBO golden age, it sucked
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you. I read that strong mint is a natural deterrent - in an old Victorian house (like mine) a mouse is likely to find a route round. But no chocolate has been stolen to date!
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hard parse
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that’s a really beautiful sitting shape
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shameless wrestling addict @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
id die for you. [realises that doesnt mean anything] id kill for you. [realises that's just poser talk] id cook you little meals.
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not jealous at all
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know the feeling, literally the day after my cat died, a mouse moved in sensing its new found freedom to roam and terrorise. I hear it moving the walls and floors. I have soaked cotton wool in mint essential oils on little gaps. We wait.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/08/2024
You can't be mean to me I'm just a
A cat sticking out of a baby clothing of some kind, not sure what just one baby clothing but it's tag is on the cat's forehead and it reads, BABY OOOOO TINY BABY up to 3kgs
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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
to celebrate lesbian day, we're giving away DOUBLE XP for all women who make out with each other use code L34B14N to claim your reward now
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sapphics: if your lance fournié is not talking about a handgonne dyke a crossbow lesbian a pike dyke three lesbian riders with bows a femmw coustilliere you NEED to elevate your lance fournié. Your network is your net worth!
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you want to learn about obscure weaponry and think about lesbians
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay basically we’re imagining a hot, heavy and ornamental butch… I mean, polearm held by a butch
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll learn what a fauchard is in the name of lesbianism
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Buying HelloFresh sized sachets of every ingredient every time
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
give me strength on this Thursday to email
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Netherlandism?
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally perfect for jez
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same, loved burnout 3 (also the crash mode was great) Haven’t played a racer since but reading reviews of pod racer game is tempting
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay really want to know the game the first post was about and the game that inspired this one
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
Scrobbling your Last.Fm listens is the last ancient internet thing they haven't ruined with gambling
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m relieved to hear this! An epic novel with amazing characters (me and my gf read it aloud to each other over the course of last year, and one of the best parts was just stopping to talk about what was happening and Cathy’s character arc)
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Kooks - She moves in her own way (late 2000s were a prime time, indie was the pop darling)
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See to me that shovel of SEO words makes it look and sound like shovelware (a shit game), doesn’t matter if it is or isn’t it’s so clearly operating to push visibility over idk, taste? Art of the game?
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 01/10/2026
fantastic
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
National Trust Members - reminder to endorse the Trust’s charitable work and keep out the Private Equity vultures by voting online for the Annual General Meeting. Voting closes at the end of this month (October). 😇
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Courting for headlines
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me finally understanding this joke format now that you’ve centred it around lesbians
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pendimeatheadent
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spot on, and I’d add you’re scared of (your own) feelings
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
& another lil suggestion is cocorosie - japan
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
may I recommend nisennenmondai, a very go hard post punk girl power trio [how to describe genres smh]
nisennenmondai.bandcamp.com
nisennenmondai
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is every Uncharted climbing section
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Geebs @geebsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, he’d be good, imagining a crimes of the future style body horror
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